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President Obama Roasts Donald Trump At White House Correspondents' Dinner!

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    It is wonderful to be here at the white house correspondence dinner.
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    What a week.
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    As some of you heard, the state of hawaii released my official long form birth certificate.
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    Hopefully, this puts all doubts to rest but just in case there are any lingering questions
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    Tonight, I'm prepared to go a step further
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    tonight for the first time
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    I'm releasing my official birth video
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    Now
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    I warn you
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    no one has seen this footage in 50 years
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    not even me
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    but uh let's take a look
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    oh well back to square one
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    I want to make clear to the Fox News Table
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    that was a joke that was not my real birth video
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    that was a childrens' cartoon. Call Disney if you don't believe me. They have the original long form version.
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    Michelle Bachmann is here though, I understand, and she is thinking about running for president
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    which is weird because I hear she was born in Canada
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    Yes Michelle this is how it starts..just letting you know
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    there's a vicious rumour floating around that I think could
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    really hurt Mitt Romney
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    I heard he passed Universal Healthcare when he was Governor of Massachusetts
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    someone should get to the bottom of that and I know
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    just the guy to do it..Donald Trump is here tonight
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    Now I know that he's taken some flack lately but no one is happier
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    no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald
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    And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter
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    like did we fake the moon landing?
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    what really happened in Roswell?
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    and where are Biggie and Tupac?
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    All kidding aside, obviously we all know about your credentials and
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    breth of experience, for example, uh, no seriously
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    Just recently, in an episode of celebrity apprentice
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    at the steak house the men's cooking team did not
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    impress the judges from Omaha Steaks
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    and there was a lot of blame to go around
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    but you Mr. Trump recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership
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    and so ultimately you didn't blame little john or meatloaf
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    you fired Gary Busey
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    and these are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night
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    well handled sir. well handled.
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    say what you will about ..uh, Mr. Trump
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    he certainly would bring about some change to the White House
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    let's see what we got up there
Title:
President Obama Roasts Donald Trump At White House Correspondents' Dinner!
Description:

President Obama mocks Donald Trump over birth certificate conspiracy, Celebrity Apprentice & his presidential ambitions!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:34

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