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Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song

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    ("First of May" - Jonathan Coulton
    Performed in Sign Language by Stephen Torrence, Kevin Saunders and Greg Briley)
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    [Instrumental]
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    I woke up this morning
    MORNING I AWAKE
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    I had a scone and a large house blend
    SCONE EAT, COFFEE DRINK
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    And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
    SQUIRREL, CHIPMUNK FRIEND [ix-loc] CONVERSE
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    I said I’m sick and tired of winter
    I TELL-THEM WINTER SICK-OF-IT
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    And I wish that it was spring
    I WISH SPRING START SOON
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    And then a little fellow named Robin Red Breast
    BIRD ROBIN FLY-DOWN
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    began to sing
    START SING
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    And he sang
    HE SING
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    Ooh ooh child, what’d you think
    [O-handshape] CHILD YOU THINK
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    the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
    WINTER CONTINUE?
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    Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people
    [O-handshape] NOW ALL PEOPLE MUST COME-
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    to get together outside
    TOGETHER OUTSIDE
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    Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
    NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
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    Outdoor fucking starts today
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
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    So bring your favorite lady
    BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
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    Or at least your favorite lay
    OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
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    The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
    WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
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    Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
    MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
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    Grass below you, sky above
    GRASS FLOOR, SKY
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    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
    CELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
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    fucking outside
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE
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    I thanked him for the information
    THANK-[him] FOR INFORM
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    I cried a little when he flew away
    HE FLY, I CRY
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    I watched an episode of The People’s Court
    I WATCH TV
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    And I tried to plan my day
    MY DAY TRY PLAN
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    I called up my old lady
    WIFE CALL-[her]
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    She wasn’t home so I called my girl
    NOT HOME, MY GIRL CALL-[her]
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    I asked her if she’d like to join me as
    I ASK-[her] IF SHE WANT TWO-OF-US
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    Entertain the world
    WORLD ENTERTAIN
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    And I said
    I SAY
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    Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise
    [O-handshape] CHILD, BLANKET BRING,
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    I will brush the ants off
    ANTS I WIPE-OFF
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    Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it
    [O-handshape]
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    when we’re taking each other’s pants off outside
    PANTS++ REMOVE, YOU ENJOY OUTSIDE
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    Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
    NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
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    Outdoor fucking starts today
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
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    So bring your favorite lady
    BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
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    Or at least your favorite lay
    OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
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    The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
    WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
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    Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
    MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
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    Grass below you, sky above
    GRASS FLOOR, SKY
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    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
    CELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
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    fucking outside
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE
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    So we went to the park together
    TWO-OF-US GO-TO PARK
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    We were walking in the midday sun
    NOON WALKING
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    We met all kinds of people and we
    MEET+++
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    We fucked everyone
    FUCK+++
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    We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
    WOMAN ICE CREAM VENDOR, FUCK-[her]
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    We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
    MAN WITH DOG TAN, FUCK-[him]
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    Everyone who needed fucking well they
    ALL PEOPLE NEED SEX
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    They got fucked today
    THEY FUCK+++
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    So come on
    COME
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    Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart,
    [O-handshape] CHILD MIND, HEART OPEN++,
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    feel the spirit moving through you
    FEEL HEAT [all-over]
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    Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love [O-handshape]
    CHILD YOU FEEL LOVE
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    when I stick it to you outside
    WHEN I FUCK-[you] OUTSIDE
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    Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
    NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
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    Outdoor fucking starts today
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
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    So bring your favorite lady
    BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
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    Or at least your favorite lay
    OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
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    The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
    WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
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    Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
    MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
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    Grass below you, sky above
    GRASS FLOOR, SKY
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    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
    CELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
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    Fucking outside
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE
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    Fucking outside
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE
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    Fucking outside
    FUCK++ OUTSIDE
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    WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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    (left) Sorry, Dad / (right) Sorry, Mom
    SORRY, DAD / SORRY, MOM
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Title:
Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song
Description:

*CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE*
Jonathan Coulton's "First of May," a very raunchy little number, performed in sign language. I even had backup signers for this one! Click "more" for a transcript of the signs alongside the song lyrics.

I woke up this morning
MORNING I AWAKE
I had a scone and a large house blend
SCONE EAT, COFFEE DRINK
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
SQUIRREL, CHIPMUNK FRIEND [ix-loc] CONVERSE
I said Im sick and tired of winter
I TELL-THEM WINTER SICK-OF-IT
And I wish that it was spring
I WISH SPRING START SOON
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast began to sing
BIRD ROBIN FLY-DOWN START SING

And he sang
HE SING
Ooh ooh child, whatd you think the cold winters gonna last forever?
[O-handshape] CHILD YOU THINK WINTER CONTINUE?
Ooh ooh child, nows the time for all the people to get together outside
[O-handshape] NOW ALL PEOPLE MUST COME-TOGETHER OUTSIDE

Cause its the first of May, first of May
NOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
Outdoor fucking starts today
FUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
So bring your favorite lady
BRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
Or at least your favorite lay
OR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
The waters not cold baby dip in your big toe
WATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
Maybe Ill see you in flagrante delicto
MAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
Grass below you, sky above
GRASS FLOOR, SKY
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
CELEBRATE SPRING HOW? FUCK++ OUTSIDE

I thanked him for the information
THANK-[him] FOR INFORM
I cried a little when he flew away
HE FLY, I CRY
I watched an episode of The Peoples Court
I WATCH TV

And I tried to plan my day
MY DAY TRY PLAN
I called up my old lady
WIFE CALL-[her]
She wasnt home so I called my girl
NOT HOME, MY GIRL CALL-[her]
I asked her if shed like to join me as I
ASK-[her] IF SHE WANT TWO-OF-US
Entertain the world
WORLD ENTERTAIN

And I said
I SAY
Ooh ooh child, Ill bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
[O-handshape] CHILD, BLANKET BRING, ANTS I WIPE-OFF
Ooh ooh child, youre gonna like it when were taking each others pants off outside
[O-handshape] PANTS++ REMOVE, YOU ENJOY OUTSIDE

[chorus]

So we went to the park together
TWO-OF-US GO-TO PARK
We were walking in the midday sun
NOON WALKING
We met all kinds of people and we
MEET+++
We fucked everyone
FUCK+++
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
WOMAN ICE CREAM VENDOR, FUCK-[her]
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
MAN WITH DOG TAN, FUCK-[him]
Everyone who needed fucking well they
ALL PEOPLE NEED SEX
They got fucked today
THEY FUCK+++

So come on
COME
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
[O-handshape] CHILD MIND, HEART OPEN++, FEEL HEAT [all-over]
Ooh ooh child, youll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you outside
[O-handshape] CHILD YOU FEEL LOVE WHEN I FUCK-[you] OUTSIDE

[chorus]

(YouTube description)

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:22

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