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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.02,0:00:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,("First of May" - Jonathan Coulton\NPerformed in Sign Language by Stephen Torrence, Kevin Saunders and Greg Briley)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.11,0:00:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Instrumental]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.99,0:00:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I woke up this morning\NMORNING I AWAKE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.48,0:00:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a scone and a large house blend\NSCONE EAT, COFFEE DRINK
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.55,0:00:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends \NSQUIRREL, CHIPMUNK FRIEND [ix-loc] CONVERSE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.85,0:00:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said I’m sick and tired of winter\NI TELL-THEM WINTER SICK-OF-IT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.66,0:00:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I wish that it was spring \NI WISH SPRING START SOON
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.65,0:00:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then a little fellow named Robin Red Breast\NBIRD ROBIN FLY-DOWN
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.97,0:00:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,began to sing\NSTART SING
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.20,0:00:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he sang\NHE SING
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.33,0:00:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, what’d you think \N[O-handshape] CHILD YOU THINK
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.40,0:00:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the cold winter’s gonna last forever?\NWINTER CONTINUE?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.20,0:00:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people\N[O-handshape] NOW ALL PEOPLE MUST COME-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.41,0:00:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get together outside\NTOGETHER OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.10,0:01:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause it’s the first of May, first of May \NNOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.48,0:01:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outdoor fucking starts today\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.17,0:01:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bring your favorite lady\NBRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.34,0:01:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or at least your favorite lay\NOR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.28,0:01:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe \NWATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.14,0:01:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto\NMAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.99,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grass below you, sky above\NGRASS FLOOR, SKY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called \NCELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.46,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking outside\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thanked him for the information\NTHANK-[him] FOR INFORM
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.87,0:01:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cried a little when he flew away\NHE FLY, I CRY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.61,0:01:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched an episode of The People’s Court \NI WATCH TV
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.00,0:01:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I tried to plan my day\NMY DAY TRY PLAN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I called up my old lady\NWIFE CALL-[her]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wasn’t home so I called my girl\NNOT HOME, MY GIRL CALL-[her]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.77,0:01:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked her if she’d like to join me as \NI ASK-[her] IF SHE WANT TWO-OF-US
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.71,0:01:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Entertain the world\NWORLD ENTERTAIN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.37,0:01:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said\NI SAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.52,0:02:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise\N[O-handshape] CHILD, BLANKET BRING,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.24,0:02:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will brush the ants off\NANTS I WIPE-OFF
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.32,0:02:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it \N[O-handshape]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.40,0:02:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we’re taking each other’s pants off outside\NPANTS++ REMOVE, YOU ENJOY OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.96,0:02:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause it’s the first of May, first of May\NNOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.39,0:02:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outdoor fucking starts today\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.63,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bring your favorite lady\NBRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.50,0:02:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or at least your favorite lay\NOR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.42,0:02:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe \NWATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.18,0:02:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto\NMAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.21,0:02:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grass below you, sky above\NGRASS FLOOR, SKY
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called\NCELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.56,0:02:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking outside\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.34,0:02:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we went to the park together\NTWO-OF-US GO-TO PARK
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.95,0:02:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were walking in the midday sun\NNOON WALKING
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.71,0:02:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We met all kinds of people and we \NMEET+++
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.56,0:02:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We fucked everyone\NFUCK+++
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.31,0:03:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We fucked a lady who sells ice cream\NWOMAN ICE CREAM VENDOR, FUCK-[her]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.12,0:03:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei\NMAN WITH DOG TAN, FUCK-[him]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.87,0:03:09.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone who needed fucking well they\NALL PEOPLE NEED SEX
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.67,0:03:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They got fucked today\NTHEY FUCK+++
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.43,0:03:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So come on\NCOME
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.57,0:03:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart,\N[O-handshape] CHILD MIND, HEART OPEN++,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.33,0:03:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel the spirit moving through you\NFEEL HEAT [all-over]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.43,0:03:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love [O-handshape]\NCHILD YOU FEEL LOVE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I stick it to you outside\NWHEN I FUCK-[you] OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.11,0:03:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause it’s the first of May, first of May\NNOW MAY 1ST, MAY 1ST
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.26,0:03:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outdoor fucking starts today\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE START TODAY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.80,0:03:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bring your favorite lady\NBRING YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.73,0:03:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or at least your favorite lay\NOR YOUR FAVORITE HOOKER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.52,0:03:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe\NWATER FINE, TOE DIP-IN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.41,0:03:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto\NMAYBE I SEE-[you] NAKED
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.45,0:03:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grass below you, sky above\NGRASS FLOOR, SKY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.25,0:03:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called\NCELEBRATE SPRING HOW?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.96,0:03:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking outside\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.82,0:04:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking outside\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.75,0:04:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking outside\NFUCK++ OUTSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.61,0:04:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.98,0:04:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(left) Sorry, Dad / (right) Sorry, Mom\NSORRY, DAD / SORRY, MOM
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.98,0:04:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Thanks for watching!)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.76,0:04:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Check out\NBadPhilosophy.com)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.50,0:04:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(And join my channel\Nto see more ASL songs!)