DJ Hausmeischda - Schwenkersong [+some pictures]
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0:01 - 0:02Good morning.
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0:02 - 0:06Today temperatures between 35 °C and 38 °C in the Saar state.
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0:06 - 0:08That means: Ready for barbecue!
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0:08 - 0:09This way, you'll never make it.
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0:09 - 0:11You guys don't know how to barbecue.
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0:11 - 0:12Now pay attention:
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0:12 - 0:14Put the thing in the corner,
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0:14 - 0:15sit down in your car, and go to the butcher's.
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0:15 - 0:17Buy a good pork chop,
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0:17 - 0:19take the thing home with you,
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0:19 - 0:20bone it,
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0:20 - 0:21the bones will become spare ribs,
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0:21 - 0:22you'll put them on the grill later,
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0:22 - 0:24and the steak is cut into pieces.
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0:25 - 0:26Marinate the stuff.
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0:26 - 0:27Don't forget the onions.
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0:27 - 0:30Add pepper and salt, spice up, leave for two days.
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0:30 - 0:33Then you can get the grill out of the closet, and put it on the grass.
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0:33 - 0:35Enjoy this summer day.
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0:35 - 0:36Let me do that.
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0:36 - 0:38Maybe with a cool beer?
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0:38 - 0:40Pass me the bottle of beer.
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0:40 - 0:42A beer in a wheat field,
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0:42 - 0:44everything else is okay,
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0:44 - 0:46because it is summer,
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0:46 - 0:48and we are in Saarland.
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0:48 - 0:49People are having barbecues,
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0:49 - 0:53and it smells so good everywhere.
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0:53 - 0:55You canned sausage heaters!
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0:55 - 0:58A beer in the wheat field,
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0:58 - 0:59between grills and [?]
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0:59 - 1:01Come over here.
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1:01 - 1:02Do you understand?
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1:02 - 1:03And drink something with us.
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1:03 - 1:05A beer and schwenker,
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1:05 - 1:09that's the summer for the two of us.
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1:09 - 1:10So, listen to what I'm saying:
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1:10 - 1:12First, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:12 - 1:14then you light the charcoal.
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1:14 - 1:15Second, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:15 - 1:17then you go get the meat.
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1:17 - 1:18Third, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:18 - 1:21then you take the meat, and you put it on the grill.
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1:21 - 1:22Fourth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:22 - 1:25if the meat doesn't whizz, take it back down.
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1:25 - 1:27Fifth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:27 - 1:29look if the grill is hot enough.
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1:29 - 1:31Sixth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:31 - 1:33take a bacon rind, move it over the grill...
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1:33 - 1:35Listen when I speak.
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1:35 - 1:37Seventh, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:37 - 1:38make sure the thing is hot,
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1:38 - 1:39put the meat on it.
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1:39 - 1:41Eighth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:41 - 1:42then you turn the meat around.
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1:42 - 1:45Ninth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:45 - 1:46go get some bread.
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1:46 - 1:48Tenth, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:48 - 1:49put the bread on the grill.
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1:49 - 1:51Eleventh, you open a bottle of beer,
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1:51 - 1:53turn the bread around.
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1:53 - 1:56Twelfth: Now you can have a drink,
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1:56 - 1:57and eat your steak.
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1:57 - 1:59Do you understand?
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1:59 - 2:01A beer in a wheat field,
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2:01 - 2:02everything else is okay,
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2:02 - 2:04because it is summer...
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2:04 - 2:05Do you understand?
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2:05 - 2:06and we are in Saarland.
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2:06 - 2:08People are having barbecues,
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2:08 - 2:12and it smells so good everywhere.
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2:12 - 2:14Nothing works without beer.
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2:14 - 2:16A beer in a wheat field,
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2:16 - 2:18between grills and [?]
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2:18 - 2:20Come over here...
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2:20 - 2:21Of course!
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2:21 - 2:22and drink with us.
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2:22 - 2:24A beer and schwenker,
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2:24 - 2:27that's the summer for the two of us.
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2:27 - 2:29But not with minced meat, you ox!
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2:29 - 2:31Fish - no way!
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2:31 - 2:33Now listen, you can learn something here.
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2:33 - 2:34Pass me the bottle of beer.
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2:34 - 2:36A beer in a wheat field,
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2:36 - 2:38everything else is okay,
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2:38 - 2:39because it is summer...
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2:39 - 2:40Of course!
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2:40 - 2:42and we are in Saarland.
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2:42 - 2:44People are having barbecues...
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2:44 - 2:44You don't know how to barbecue.
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2:44 - 2:48and it smells so good everywhere.
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2:48 - 2:50That's not a schwenker, that's not a schwenker, that...
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2:50 - 2:53You've got meat... no meat... what you have there...
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2:53 - 2:55That's not charcoal, that's fir wood.
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2:55 - 2:56What is that?
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2:56 - 2:57No tire pump, no lighter - You've got nothing.
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2:57 - 2:58Where is the beer?
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2:58 - 2:59What am I supposed to deglaze that steak with afterwards?
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2:59 - 3:01That is the summer.
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3:01 - 3:03And always remember:
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3:03 - 3:06The summer in Radio Salü Land is the best.
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3:06 - 3:07Oh, do your shit yourselves.
- Title:
- DJ Hausmeischda - Schwenkersong [+some pictures]
- Description:
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Falls na vagess hann, odda net wisse wie na e schwenker mache, dann is das do genau es richtische. Heer gudd zu do kannschde noch was lerne.
In English: Instructions on how to barbecue the Saarland way.
- Video Language:
- German
- Duration:
- 03:08