WEBVTT 00:00:00.965 --> 00:00:02.097 Good morning. 00:00:02.097 --> 00:00:05.522 Today temperatures between 35 °C and 38 °C in the Saar state. 00:00:05.522 --> 00:00:07.603 That means: Ready for barbecue! 00:00:07.603 --> 00:00:08.826 This way, you'll never make it. 00:00:08.826 --> 00:00:10.963 You guys don't know how to barbecue. 00:00:10.963 --> 00:00:11.983 Now pay attention: 00:00:11.983 --> 00:00:13.587 Put the thing in the corner, 00:00:13.587 --> 00:00:15.266 sit down in your car, and go to the butcher's. 00:00:15.266 --> 00:00:17.184 Buy a good pork chop, 00:00:17.184 --> 00:00:18.569 take the thing home with you, 00:00:18.569 --> 00:00:19.516 bone it, 00:00:19.516 --> 00:00:20.887 the bones will become spare ribs, 00:00:20.887 --> 00:00:21.934 you'll put them on the grill later, 00:00:21.934 --> 00:00:23.673 and the steak is cut into pieces. 00:00:24.596 --> 00:00:26.201 Marinate the stuff. 00:00:26.201 --> 00:00:27.327 Don't forget the onions. 00:00:27.327 --> 00:00:30.333 Add pepper and salt, spice up, leave for two days. 00:00:30.333 --> 00:00:32.520 Then you can get the grill out of the closet, and put it on the grass. 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:34.827 Enjoy this summer day. 00:00:34.827 --> 00:00:36.288 Let me do that. 00:00:36.288 --> 00:00:38.086 Maybe with a cool beer? 00:00:38.086 --> 00:00:39.714 Pass me the bottle of beer. 00:00:39.714 --> 00:00:41.848 A beer in a wheat field, 00:00:41.848 --> 00:00:43.633 everything else is okay, 00:00:43.633 --> 00:00:45.655 because it is summer, 00:00:45.655 --> 00:00:47.519 and we are in Saarland. 00:00:47.519 --> 00:00:49.267 People are having barbecues, 00:00:49.267 --> 00:00:53.451 and it smells so good everywhere. 00:00:53.451 --> 00:00:55.135 You canned sausage heaters! 00:00:55.135 --> 00:00:57.642 A beer in the wheat field, 00:00:57.642 --> 00:00:59.369 between grills and [?] 00:00:59.369 --> 00:01:01.182 Come over here. 00:01:01.182 --> 00:01:01.936 Do you understand? 00:01:01.936 --> 00:01:03.338 And drink something with us. 00:01:03.338 --> 00:01:05.098 A beer and schwenker, 00:01:05.098 --> 00:01:08.655 that's the summer for the two of us. 00:01:08.655 --> 00:01:09.917 So, listen to what I'm saying: 00:01:09.917 --> 00:01:11.533 First, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:11.533 --> 00:01:13.627 then you light the charcoal. 00:01:13.627 --> 00:01:15.467 Second, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:15.467 --> 00:01:16.751 then you go get the meat. 00:01:16.751 --> 00:01:18.403 Third, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:18.403 --> 00:01:20.666 then you take the meat, and you put it on the grill. 00:01:20.666 --> 00:01:22.483 Fourth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:22.483 --> 00:01:25.150 if the meat doesn't whizz, take it back down. 00:01:25.150 --> 00:01:27.233 Fifth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:27.233 --> 00:01:28.881 look if the grill is hot enough. 00:01:28.881 --> 00:01:30.878 Sixth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:30.878 --> 00:01:32.510 take a bacon rind, move it over the grill... 00:01:32.510 --> 00:01:34.724 Listen when I speak. 00:01:34.724 --> 00:01:36.563 Seventh, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:36.563 --> 00:01:38.157 make sure the thing is hot, 00:01:38.157 --> 00:01:39.211 put the meat on it. 00:01:39.211 --> 00:01:41.254 Eighth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:41.254 --> 00:01:42.457 then you turn the meat around. 00:01:42.457 --> 00:01:44.824 Ninth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:44.824 --> 00:01:46.022 go get some bread. 00:01:46.022 --> 00:01:47.851 Tenth, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:47.851 --> 00:01:49.241 put the bread on the grill. 00:01:49.241 --> 00:01:51.378 Eleventh, you open a bottle of beer, 00:01:51.378 --> 00:01:52.559 turn the bread around. 00:01:53.451 --> 00:01:55.669 Twelfth: Now you can have a drink, 00:01:55.669 --> 00:01:57.435 and eat your steak. 00:01:57.435 --> 00:01:58.552 Do you understand? 00:01:58.552 --> 00:02:00.719 A beer in a wheat field, 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:02.389 everything else is okay, 00:02:02.389 --> 00:02:04.115 because it is summer... 00:02:04.115 --> 00:02:05.073 Do you understand? 00:02:05.073 --> 00:02:06.318 and we are in Saarland. 00:02:06.318 --> 00:02:08.294 People are having barbecues, 00:02:08.294 --> 00:02:12.339 and it smells so good everywhere. 00:02:12.339 --> 00:02:13.961 Nothing works without beer. 00:02:13.961 --> 00:02:16.306 A beer in a wheat field, 00:02:16.306 --> 00:02:18.089 between grills and [?] 00:02:18.089 --> 00:02:19.873 Come over here... 00:02:19.873 --> 00:02:20.550 Of course! 00:02:20.550 --> 00:02:22.022 and drink with us. 00:02:22.022 --> 00:02:23.673 A beer and schwenker, 00:02:23.673 --> 00:02:27.404 that's the summer for the two of us. 00:02:27.404 --> 00:02:29.405 But not with minced meat, you ox! 00:02:29.405 --> 00:02:30.608 Fish - no way! 00:02:30.608 --> 00:02:32.806 Now listen, you can learn something here. 00:02:32.806 --> 00:02:34.212 Pass me the bottle of beer. 00:02:34.212 --> 00:02:36.321 A beer in a wheat field, 00:02:36.321 --> 00:02:38.041 everything else is okay, 00:02:38.041 --> 00:02:39.490 because it is summer... 00:02:39.490 --> 00:02:40.405 Of course! 00:02:40.405 --> 00:02:41.821 and we are in Saarland. 00:02:41.821 --> 00:02:43.579 People are having barbecues... 00:02:43.579 --> 00:02:44.405 You don't know how to barbecue. 00:02:44.405 --> 00:02:47.506 and it smells so good everywhere. 00:02:47.506 --> 00:02:50.400 That's not a schwenker, that's not a schwenker, that... 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:53.389 You've got meat... no meat... what you have there... 00:02:53.389 --> 00:02:54.983 That's not charcoal, that's fir wood. 00:02:54.983 --> 00:02:55.758 What is that? 00:02:55.758 --> 00:02:57.324 No tire pump, no lighter - You've got nothing. 00:02:57.324 --> 00:02:58.270 Where is the beer? 00:02:58.270 --> 00:02:59.437 What am I supposed to deglaze that steak with afterwards? 00:02:59.437 --> 00:03:01.312 That is the summer. 00:03:01.312 --> 00:03:02.905 And always remember: 00:03:02.905 --> 00:03:05.541 The summer in Radio Salü Land is the best. 00:03:05.541 --> 00:03:07.495 Oh, do your shit yourselves.