[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.96,0:00:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.10,0:00:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today temperatures between 35 °C and 38 °C in the Saar state.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.52,0:00:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means: Ready for barbecue!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.60,0:00:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This way, you'll never make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.83,0:00:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys don't know how to barbecue.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.96,0:00:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now pay attention:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.98,0:00:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the thing in the corner,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.59,0:00:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit down in your car, and go to the butcher's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.27,0:00:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buy a good pork chop,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.18,0:00:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take the thing home with you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.57,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bone it,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bones will become spare ribs,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.89,0:00:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll put them on the grill later,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.93,0:00:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the steak is cut into pieces.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.60,0:00:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marinate the stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.20,0:00:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget the onions.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.33,0:00:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Add pepper and salt, spice up, leave for two days.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.33,0:00:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you can get the grill out of the closet, and put it on the grass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.52,0:00:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy this summer day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.29,0:00:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe with a cool beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.09,0:00:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pass me the bottle of beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.71,0:00:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer in a wheat field,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.85,0:00:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything else is okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.63,0:00:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it is summer,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.66,0:00:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are in Saarland.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.52,0:00:49.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People are having barbecues,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.27,0:00:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it smells so good everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.45,0:00:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You canned sausage heaters!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.14,0:00:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer in the wheat field,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between grills and [?]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.37,0:01:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.18,0:01:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.94,0:01:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And drink something with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.34,0:01:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer and schwenker,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.10,0:01:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the summer for the two of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.66,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, listen to what I'm saying:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.53,0:01:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you light the charcoal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.63,0:01:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.47,0:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you go get the meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Third, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you take the meat, and you put it on the grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.67,0:01:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fourth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.48,0:01:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if the meat doesn't whizz, take it back down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.15,0:01:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fifth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.23,0:01:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look if the grill is hot enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.88,0:01:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sixth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.88,0:01:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take a bacon rind, move it over the grill...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.51,0:01:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen when I speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.72,0:01:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seventh, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.56,0:01:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure the thing is hot,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.16,0:01:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put the meat on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.21,0:01:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eighth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you turn the meat around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.82,0:01:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go get some bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.02,0:01:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tenth, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.85,0:01:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put the bread on the grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.24,0:01:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eleventh, you open a bottle of beer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.38,0:01:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turn the bread around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.45,0:01:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twelfth: Now you can have a drink,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.67,0:01:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and eat your steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.44,0:01:58.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.55,0:02:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer in a wheat field,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.72,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything else is okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it is summer...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.12,0:02:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.07,0:02:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are in Saarland.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.32,0:02:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People are having barbecues,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.29,0:02:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it smells so good everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.34,0:02:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing works without beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.96,0:02:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer in a wheat field,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.31,0:02:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between grills and [?]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.09,0:02:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come over here...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.87,0:02:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.55,0:02:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and drink with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.02,0:02:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer and schwenker,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.67,0:02:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the summer for the two of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.40,0:02:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not with minced meat, you ox!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.40,0:02:30.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish - no way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.61,0:02:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now listen, you can learn something here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.81,0:02:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pass me the bottle of beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.21,0:02:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A beer in a wheat field,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.32,0:02:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything else is okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.04,0:02:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it is summer...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.49,0:02:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.40,0:02:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are in Saarland.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.82,0:02:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People are having barbecues...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.58,0:02:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know how to barbecue.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.40,0:02:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it smells so good everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.51,0:02:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a schwenker, that's not a schwenker, that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.40,0:02:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got meat... no meat... what you have there...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.39,0:02:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not charcoal, that's fir wood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.98,0:02:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.76,0:02:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No tire pump, no lighter - You've got nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.32,0:02:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is the beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.27,0:02:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I supposed to deglaze that steak with afterwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.44,0:03:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.31,0:03:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And always remember:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.90,0:03:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The summer in Radio Salü Land is the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.54,0:03:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, do your shit yourselves.