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Risky Safety ep4

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    When you watch television
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    turn up the lights and sit
    away from the screen.
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    Ah, it's a sunset!
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    If a shinigami is one who
    collects human souls,
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    that's certainly what Risky is.
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    If an angel is one who scatters happiness
    amongs people, that's certainly what Safety is.
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    That's certainly what
    Safety is.
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    But for some reason,
    they're both in the same body.
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    It's quite a contradiction,
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    but if that's what
    individuality is,
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    I guess you'd have to say
    that's who they are.
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    I think... Maybe...
    I'm not certain after all.
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    Omishi Magical Theater: Episode 4
    Cry, Laugh, and Argue: This is Distasteful
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    Lani, you really like the
    Katsuragi house, don't you?
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    I've got something
    I want to ask you.
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    What are you still doing here?
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    What do you expect?
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    This damn thing is so hard.
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    That's not what I mean.
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    Why is a shinigami still here
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    when I'm this happy?
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    There must be unhappy
    people nearby.
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    Oh, darn.
    Lani bit me again.
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    I know you love dogs, Dear,
    but this is too much!
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    Well then,
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    why don't you go where those
    unhappy people are?
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    They're at a different level.
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    Apprentices get stuck with
    losers like you
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    who have such boring problems.
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    Boring?
    What do you mean, boring?
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    The truth is,
    you're a bore.
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    What the hell are ya doin'?
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    That was my last one.
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    Making fun of a shinigami...
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    Charge!
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    Moe, Yuya-kun is here.
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    Okay!
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    See ya.
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    Darn it.
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    Sorry to keep you waiting.
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    Hey, Moe-san, you have
    something on your cheek.
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    I wonder what it is.
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    Oh, it's just cookie crumbs.
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    I hate it when humans
    make fun of me.
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    So frustrating!
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    What's this?
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    Could it be?
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    A message from Hell!
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    "Risky: 0 points"
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    Why is it in Japanese?
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    Crap! More importantly,
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    I'm even further from being
    a full-fledged shinigami.
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    It's all that darn
    angel's fault!
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    I'll show her!
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    Ouch!
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    Damn! Shinigami aren't supposed
    to be this pathetic!
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    Oh, when will I ever become
    a full-fledged shinigami?
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    Dear, there's a huge sale
    at the supermarket.
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    Let's go, we'll save lots of money.
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    Risky: 0 points.
    That's good news.
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    Huh?
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    Even if a shinigami
    is involved,
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    It's not an angel's place to
    wish misfortune on anyone.
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    Please forgive me,
    great Angel.
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    Oh, a message from heaven.
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    "Safety: 0 points"
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    Oh, what's this?
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    Even though Moe-san
    is happy now?
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    What happened a moment ago was
    just a momentary lapse,
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    and I didn't do anything
    all that terrible.
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    The love arrow did miss
    its mark...
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    I guess I made some boo-boos,
    after all.
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    I'm afraid I'll never be more
    than an apprentice angel.
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    Dear, your cousin Keiko
    has appendicitis.
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    How unfortunate.
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    Safety got 0 points!
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    Yay, she sucks as an angel,
    after all!
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    Serves her right!
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    I guess I can't talk about
    other people.
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    I need to think of something
    fun to change my mood.
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    Suppose I thought I was 27
    years old,
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    but I turned out to be a stupid
    26 year-old manga writer.
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    This is stupid. Even I don't
    know what I'm saying.
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    I don't know what's what!
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    Dear, we're having hamburgers
    for dinner tonight.
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    Then tomorrow will be
    a homerun day!
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    "Jerk!" "Idiot!" "Ugly!"
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    No matter how angelic my intensions are,
    this is unforgivable
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    In olden times they said,
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    "If they come at you from the
    right, block them from the left
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    and if that doesn't work,
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    bash them with your head
    straight on."
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    Dear Risky-sama,
    How are you? I am fine.
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    The weather is starting
    to get cold.
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    It's not insulting.
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    I can't do things that angels
    aren't supposed to do.
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    Next, about the attack on
    the American Embassy...
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    What is this world coming to?
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    Now what?
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    What an idiot she is!
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    Ah, I'm hungry.
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    When will Moe be finished with
    her lovey dovey stuff?
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    I know! I can use magic and
    conjure somethin' up.
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    Why didn't I
    realize it earlier?
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    How careless of me.
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    Appear, food!
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    Don't say a word.
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    I'm just trying to regain
    my strength.
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    Gero gero.
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    I said, be quiet!
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    Gero.
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    Not bad.
    Where did you come from?
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    Gero!
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    Terios? Are you Terios?
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    I'm home!
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    Sorry I'm late. I brought some
    treats to make up for it.
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    When will I be a great angel?
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    It's Safety.
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    I wonder if something good
    happened.
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    Don't do that, Papa.
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    Why not?
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    What's all this?
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    Gero gero.
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    Kowarete shimaisou demo
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    Naki-dashisou na yoru ni mo
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    Miniature mitai na kotoba
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    Tsunagiawasete miru kara
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    Tsutaetai darekani
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    Konnani chiisana akari
    ga tomoruno
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    Watashi no karada no naka ni
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    Yasashiku nareru ima nara kitto
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    Namida ni makesou na hi ni wa
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    Omoidasu kara
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    Dakishimete kureta
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    Sora iro shiteru anata no
    hohoemi o itsumo
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    Found her, found her,
    found her!
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    An unhappy girl on the roof
    of the school.
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    Sure looks like the real thing!
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    King Shinigami,
    I'll definitely get this soul!
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    Next time:
    Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
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    Yoroshiku, Baby!
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    Found her, found her,
    found her!
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    A lonely girl on the roof
    of the school.
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    Her hands are shaking
    on the rail.
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    Her posture says it all:
    A date with loneliness.
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    There's no doubt.
    Definitely a jumper!
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    King Shinigami, I promise
    Risky will get her soul!
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    Omishi Magical Theater:
    Risky Safety
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    Next time:
    Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
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    Yoroshiku, Baby!
Title:
Risky Safety ep4
Description:

Nice anime by Rei Omishi.

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Video Language:
Japanese
Duration:
09:56
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