When you watch television
turn up the lights and sit
away from the screen.
Ah, it's a sunset!
If a shinigami is one who
collects human souls,
that's certainly what Risky is.
If an angel is one who scatters happiness
amongs people, that's certainly what Safety is.
That's certainly what
Safety is.
But for some reason,
they're both in the same body.
It's quite a contradiction,
but if that's what
individuality is,
I guess you'd have to say
that's who they are.
I think... Maybe...
I'm not certain after all.
Omishi Magical Theater: Episode 4
Cry, Laugh, and Argue: This is Distasteful
Lani, you really like the
Katsuragi house, don't you?
I've got something
I want to ask you.
What are you still doing here?
What do you expect?
This damn thing is so hard.
That's not what I mean.
Why is a shinigami still here
when I'm this happy?
There must be unhappy
people nearby.
Oh, darn.
Lani bit me again.
I know you love dogs, Dear,
but this is too much!
Well then,
why don't you go where those
unhappy people are?
They're at a different level.
Apprentices get stuck with
losers like you
who have such boring problems.
Boring?
What do you mean, boring?
The truth is,
you're a bore.
What the hell are ya doin'?
That was my last one.
Making fun of a shinigami...
Charge!
Moe, Yuya-kun is here.
Okay!
See ya.
Darn it.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Hey, Moe-san, you have
something on your cheek.
I wonder what it is.
Oh, it's just cookie crumbs.
I hate it when humans
make fun of me.
So frustrating!
What's this?
Could it be?
A message from Hell!
"Risky: 0 points"
Why is it in Japanese?
Crap! More importantly,
I'm even further from being
a full-fledged shinigami.
It's all that darn
angel's fault!
I'll show her!
Ouch!
Damn! Shinigami aren't supposed
to be this pathetic!
Oh, when will I ever become
a full-fledged shinigami?
Dear, there's a huge sale
at the supermarket.
Let's go, we'll save lots of money.
Risky: 0 points.
That's good news.
Huh?
Even if a shinigami
is involved,
It's not an angel's place to
wish misfortune on anyone.
Please forgive me,
great Angel.
Oh, a message from heaven.
"Safety: 0 points"
Oh, what's this?
Even though Moe-san
is happy now?
What happened a moment ago was
just a momentary lapse,
and I didn't do anything
all that terrible.
The love arrow did miss
its mark...
I guess I made some boo-boos,
after all.
I'm afraid I'll never be more
than an apprentice angel.
Dear, your cousin Keiko
has appendicitis.
How unfortunate.
Safety got 0 points!
Yay, she sucks as an angel,
after all!
Serves her right!
I guess I can't talk about
other people.
I need to think of something
fun to change my mood.
Suppose I thought I was 27
years old,
but I turned out to be a stupid
26 year-old manga writer.
This is stupid. Even I don't
know what I'm saying.
I don't know what's what!
Dear, we're having hamburgers
for dinner tonight.
Then tomorrow will be
a homerun day!
"Jerk!" "Idiot!" "Ugly!"
No matter how angelic my intensions are,
this is unforgivable
In olden times they said,
"If they come at you from the
right, block them from the left
and if that doesn't work,
bash them with your head
straight on."
Dear Risky-sama,
How are you? I am fine.
The weather is starting
to get cold.
It's not insulting.
I can't do things that angels
aren't supposed to do.
Next, about the attack on
the American Embassy...
What is this world coming to?
Now what?
What an idiot she is!
Ah, I'm hungry.
When will Moe be finished with
her lovey dovey stuff?
I know! I can use magic and
conjure somethin' up.
Why didn't I
realize it earlier?
How careless of me.
Appear, food!
Don't say a word.
I'm just trying to regain
my strength.
Gero gero.
I said, be quiet!
Gero.
Not bad.
Where did you come from?
Gero!
Terios? Are you Terios?
I'm home!
Sorry I'm late. I brought some
treats to make up for it.
When will I be a great angel?
It's Safety.
I wonder if something good
happened.
Don't do that, Papa.
Why not?
What's all this?
Gero gero.
Kowarete shimaisou demo
Naki-dashisou na yoru ni mo
Miniature mitai na kotoba
Tsunagiawasete miru kara
Tsutaetai darekani
Konnani chiisana akari
ga tomoruno
Watashi no karada no naka ni
Yasashiku nareru ima nara kitto
Namida ni makesou na hi ni wa
Omoidasu kara
Dakishimete kureta
Sora iro shiteru anata no
hohoemi o itsumo
Found her, found her,
found her!
An unhappy girl on the roof
of the school.
Sure looks like the real thing!
King Shinigami,
I'll definitely get this soul!
Next time:
Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
Yoroshiku, Baby!
Found her, found her,
found her!
A lonely girl on the roof
of the school.
Her hands are shaking
on the rail.
Her posture says it all:
A date with loneliness.
There's no doubt.
Definitely a jumper!
King Shinigami, I promise
Risky will get her soul!
Omishi Magical Theater:
Risky Safety
Next time:
Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
Yoroshiku, Baby!