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When you watch television

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turn up the lights and sit
away from the screen.

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Ah, it's a sunset!

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If a shinigami is one who
collects human souls,

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that's certainly what Risky is.

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If an angel is one who scatters happiness
amongs people, that's certainly what Safety is.

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That's certainly what
Safety is.

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But for some reason,
they're both in the same body.

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It's quite a contradiction,

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but if that's what
individuality is,

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I guess you'd have to say
that's who they are.

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I think... Maybe...
I'm not certain after all.

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Omishi Magical Theater: Episode 4
Cry, Laugh, and Argue: This is Distasteful

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Lani, you really like the
Katsuragi house, don't you?

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I've got something
I want to ask you.

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What are you still doing here?

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What do you expect?

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This damn thing is so hard.

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That's not what I mean.

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Why is a shinigami still here

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when I'm this happy?

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There must be unhappy
people nearby.

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Oh, darn.
Lani bit me again.

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I know you love dogs, Dear,
but this is too much!

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Well then,

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why don't you go where those
unhappy people are?

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They're at a different level.

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Apprentices get stuck with
losers like you

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who have such boring problems.

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Boring?
What do you mean, boring?

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The truth is,
you're a bore.

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What the hell are ya doin'?

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That was my last one.

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Making fun of a shinigami...

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Charge!

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Moe, Yuya-kun is here.

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Okay!

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See ya.

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Darn it.

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Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Hey, Moe-san, you have
something on your cheek.

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I wonder what it is.

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Oh, it's just cookie crumbs.

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I hate it when humans
make fun of me.

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So frustrating!

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What's this?

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Could it be?

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A message from Hell!

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"Risky: 0 points"

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Why is it in Japanese?

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Crap! More importantly,

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I'm even further from being
a full-fledged shinigami.

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It's all that darn
angel's fault!

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I'll show her!

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Ouch!

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Damn! Shinigami aren't supposed
to be this pathetic!

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Oh, when will I ever become
a full-fledged shinigami?

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Dear, there's a huge sale
at the supermarket.

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Let's go, we'll save lots of money.

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Risky: 0 points.
That's good news.

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Huh?

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Even if a shinigami
is involved,

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It's not an angel's place to
wish misfortune on anyone.

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Please forgive me,
great Angel.

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Oh, a message from heaven.

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"Safety: 0 points"

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Oh, what's this?

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Even though Moe-san
is happy now?

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What happened a moment ago was
just a momentary lapse,

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and I didn't do anything
all that terrible.

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The love arrow did miss
its mark...

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I guess I made some boo-boos,
after all.

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I'm afraid I'll never be more
than an apprentice angel.

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Dear, your cousin Keiko
has appendicitis.

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How unfortunate.

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Safety got 0 points!

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Yay, she sucks as an angel,
after all!

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Serves her right!

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I guess I can't talk about
other people.

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I need to think of something
fun to change my mood.

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Suppose I thought I was 27
years old,

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but I turned out to be a stupid
26 year-old manga writer.

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This is stupid. Even I don't
know what I'm saying.

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I don't know what's what!

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Dear, we're having hamburgers
for dinner tonight.

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Then tomorrow will be
a homerun day!

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"Jerk!" "Idiot!" "Ugly!"

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No matter how angelic my intensions are,
this is unforgivable

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In olden times they said,

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"If they come at you from the
right, block them from the left

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and if that doesn't work,

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bash them with your head
straight on."

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Dear Risky-sama,
How are you? I am fine.

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The weather is starting
to get cold.

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It's not insulting.

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I can't do things that angels
aren't supposed to do.

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Next, about the attack on
the American Embassy...

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What is this world coming to?

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Now what?

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What an idiot she is!

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Ah, I'm hungry.

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When will Moe be finished with
her lovey dovey stuff?

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I know! I can use magic and
conjure somethin' up.

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Why didn't I
realize it earlier?

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How careless of me.

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Appear, food!

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Don't say a word.

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I'm just trying to regain
my strength.

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Gero gero.

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I said, be quiet!

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Gero.

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Not bad.
Where did you come from?

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Gero!

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Terios? Are you Terios?

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I'm home!

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Sorry I'm late. I brought some
treats to make up for it.

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When will I be a great angel?

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It's Safety.

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I wonder if something good
happened.

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Don't do that, Papa.

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Why not?

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What's all this?

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Gero gero.

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Kowarete shimaisou demo

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Naki-dashisou na yoru ni mo

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Miniature mitai na kotoba

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Tsunagiawasete miru kara

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Tsutaetai darekani

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Konnani chiisana akari
ga tomoruno

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Watashi no karada no naka ni

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Yasashiku nareru ima nara kitto

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Namida ni makesou na hi ni wa

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Omoidasu kara

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Dakishimete kureta

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Sora iro shiteru anata no
hohoemi o itsumo

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Found her, found her,
found her!

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An unhappy girl on the roof
of the school.

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Sure looks like the real thing!

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King Shinigami,
I'll definitely get this soul!

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Next time:
Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.

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Yoroshiku, Baby!

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Found her, found her,
found her!

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A lonely girl on the roof
of the school.

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Her hands are shaking
on the rail.

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Her posture says it all:
A date with loneliness.

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There's no doubt.
Definitely a jumper!

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King Shinigami, I promise
Risky will get her soul!

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Omishi Magical Theater:
Risky Safety

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Next time:
Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.

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Yoroshiku, Baby!