When you watch television
turn up the lights and sit away from the screen.
Ah, it's a sunset!
If a shinigami is one who collects human souls,
that's certainly what Risky is.
If an angel is one who scatters happiness amongs people, that's certainly what Safety is.
That's certainly what Safety is.
But for some reason, they're both in the same body.
It's quite a contradiction,
but if that's what individuality is,
I guess you'd have to say that's who they are.
I think... Maybe... I'm not certain after all.
Omishi Magical Theater: Episode 4 Cry, Laugh, and Argue: This is Distasteful
Lani, you really like the Katsuragi house, don't you?
I've got something I want to ask you.
What are you still doing here?
What do you expect?
This damn thing is so hard.
That's not what I mean.
Why is a shinigami still here
when I'm this happy?
There must be unhappy people nearby.
Oh, darn. Lani bit me again.
I know you love dogs, Dear, but this is too much!
Well then,
why don't you go where those unhappy people are?
They're at a different level.
Apprentices get stuck with losers like you
who have such boring problems.
Boring? What do you mean, boring?
The truth is, you're a bore.
What the hell are ya doin'?
That was my last one.
Making fun of a shinigami...
Charge!
Moe, Yuya-kun is here.
Okay!
See ya.
Darn it.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Hey, Moe-san, you have something on your cheek.
I wonder what it is.
Oh, it's just cookie crumbs.
I hate it when humans make fun of me.
So frustrating!
What's this?
Could it be?
A message from Hell!
"Risky: 0 points"
Why is it in Japanese?
Crap! More importantly,
I'm even further from being a full-fledged shinigami.
It's all that darn angel's fault!
I'll show her!
Ouch!
Damn! Shinigami aren't supposed to be this pathetic!
Oh, when will I ever become a full-fledged shinigami?
Dear, there's a huge sale at the supermarket.
Let's go, we'll save lots of money.
Risky: 0 points. That's good news.
Huh?
Even if a shinigami is involved,
It's not an angel's place to wish misfortune on anyone.
Please forgive me, great Angel.
Oh, a message from heaven.
"Safety: 0 points"
Oh, what's this?
Even though Moe-san is happy now?
What happened a moment ago was just a momentary lapse,
and I didn't do anything all that terrible.
The love arrow did miss its mark...
I guess I made some boo-boos, after all.
I'm afraid I'll never be more than an apprentice angel.
Dear, your cousin Keiko has appendicitis.
How unfortunate.
Safety got 0 points!
Yay, she sucks as an angel, after all!
Serves her right!
I guess I can't talk about other people.
I need to think of something fun to change my mood.
Suppose I thought I was 27 years old,
but I turned out to be a stupid 26 year-old manga writer.
This is stupid. Even I don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know what's what!
Dear, we're having hamburgers for dinner tonight.
Then tomorrow will be a homerun day!
"Jerk!" "Idiot!" "Ugly!"
No matter how angelic my intensions are, this is unforgivable
In olden times they said,
"If they come at you from the right, block them from the left
and if that doesn't work,
bash them with your head straight on."
Dear Risky-sama, How are you? I am fine.
The weather is starting to get cold.
It's not insulting.
I can't do things that angels aren't supposed to do.
Next, about the attack on the American Embassy...
What is this world coming to?
Now what?
What an idiot she is!
Ah, I'm hungry.
When will Moe be finished with her lovey dovey stuff?
I know! I can use magic and conjure somethin' up.
Why didn't I realize it earlier?
How careless of me.
Appear, food!
Don't say a word.
I'm just trying to regain my strength.
Gero gero.
I said, be quiet!
Gero.
Not bad. Where did you come from?
Gero!
Terios? Are you Terios?
I'm home!
Sorry I'm late. I brought some treats to make up for it.
When will I be a great angel?
It's Safety.
I wonder if something good happened.
Don't do that, Papa.
Why not?
What's all this?
Gero gero.
Kowarete shimaisou demo
Naki-dashisou na yoru ni mo
Miniature mitai na kotoba
Tsunagiawasete miru kara
Tsutaetai darekani
Konnani chiisana akari ga tomoruno
Watashi no karada no naka ni
Yasashiku nareru ima nara kitto
Namida ni makesou na hi ni wa
Omoidasu kara
Dakishimete kureta
Sora iro shiteru anata no hohoemi o itsumo
Found her, found her, found her!
An unhappy girl on the roof of the school.
Sure looks like the real thing!
King Shinigami, I'll definitely get this soul!
Next time: Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
Yoroshiku, Baby!
Found her, found her, found her!
A lonely girl on the roof of the school.
Her hands are shaking on the rail.
Her posture says it all: A date with loneliness.
There's no doubt. Definitely a jumper!
King Shinigami, I promise Risky will get her soul!
Omishi Magical Theater: Risky Safety
Next time: Liry, Liry, Liry, Liar.
Yoroshiku, Baby!