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Ylvis - Calle & Bård answer fan's questions from #vgtv chat (Eng subs)

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    "If you were women for a day, what would you've done?"
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    I have always... No.
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    - You try to think of number 2.
    - Yes, tried to think of number 2.
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    - What's the second most...
    - What do women do which we envy them as men?
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    Eeeh...
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    Put a close up on Calle's face.
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    - What do we men envy women?
    - I can't think of anything.
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    Yes, it's this thing with... they have this togetherness... And fashion.
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    Fashion and togetherness?
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    And they are open... No, what the hell, I don't know.
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    Sometimes when you meet a group of women it looks
    like they have so much fun, like some secret thing.
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    I wouldn't mind trying that if I were a woman for a day.
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    - A woman group?
    - To be part of a woman group.
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    Calle wanted to be part of a woman group, we never saw him again.
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    Yes.
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    Now I got... It was a really good question.
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    One feels like exploring the genitals.
    I think one has to be able to say that.
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    - And have sex with a man then?
    - No, I don't want that.
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    But how it feels like to touch the genitals with your finger, and inside
    and around and the tits, that's what you're most curious about.
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    - It's very natural.
    - In 2014 you have to be able to say that.
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    Absolutely Bård. It's not what I've would've done, but that's fine.
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    I think that I quickly would've found out what that was like and then go back.
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    You would've chosen...You are already sure, without having tried to have a vagina, that you would've chosen to have a penis?
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    Eeeh, yes...
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    If you ask a woman the same thing, she would've answered that.
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    - No, that she...
    - That she would prefer a penis?
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    No, yes... That she would prefer to keep her... type of genitals.
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    What's the statistics? We send this question back to everybody.
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    In English: If you changed sex for a day, what would you do first?
    If you are a girl and suddenly became a boy...
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    Women will probably say that they would stand while peeing. Oh, how lovely.
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    That's the first thing women say.
    Guys could just stand while they pee.
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    But it gets as messy as when women do it.
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    - You sit down peeing, don't you?
    - Yes, as much as possible.
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    But less and less as I'm getting lazier and lazier.
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    But it is a bad thing to do.
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    I've realized how surprisingly many guys choose to sit while peeing.
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    Cause I've never thought about sitting. Unless I was going
    to the toilet to do number 2 in the first place.
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    Well, I don't know. It depends if I think about it. But I...
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    - You don't as much...
    - But Vegard always sits.
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    And a lot of other guys I've been talking to are like "Yes, naturally!".
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    - When you're out on...
    - ...the town. Then you don't...
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    - Out in nature then?
    - Out in nature you stand.
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    - Do you squat then?
    - No, that's pathetic. That's too pathetic.
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    Enough about that.
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Ylvis - Calle & Bård answer fan's questions from #vgtv chat (Eng subs)
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Video Language:
Norwegian Bokmal
Duration:
03:48

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