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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.82,0:00:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If you were women for a day, what would you've done?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.05,0:00:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have always... No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.02,0:00:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You try to think of number 2.\N- Yes, tried to think of number 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.57,0:00:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's the second most...\N- What do women do which we envy them as men?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.39,0:00:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeeh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.99,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put a close up on Calle's face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do we men envy women?\N- I can't think of anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it's this thing with... they have this togetherness... And fashion.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fashion and togetherness?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.45,0:00:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they are open... No, what the hell, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.18,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes when you meet a group of women it looks \Nlike they have so much fun, like some secret thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't mind trying that if I were a woman for a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A woman group?\N- To be part of a woman group.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.06,0:01:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calle wanted to be part of a woman group, we never saw him again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.02,0:01:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.82,0:01:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I got... It was a really good question.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.08,0:01:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One feels like exploring the genitals. \NI think one has to be able to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.57,0:01:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And have sex with a man then?\N- No, I don't want that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.98,0:01:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how it feels like to touch the genitals with your finger, and inside\Nand around and the tits, that's what you're most curious about.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.65,0:01:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's very natural.\N- In 2014 you have to be able to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.57,0:01:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely Bård. It's not what I've would've done, but that's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.52,0:01:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that I quickly would've found out what that was like and then go back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.07,0:02:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would've chosen...You are already sure, without having tried to have a vagina, that you would've chosen to have a penis?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.24,0:02:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeeh, yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.86,0:02:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ask a woman the same thing, she would've answered that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.11,0:02:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, that she...\N- That she would prefer a penis?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.56,0:02:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, yes... That she would prefer to keep her... type of genitals.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.71,0:02:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the statistics? We send this question back to everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.67,0:02:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In English: If you changed sex for a day, what would you do first? \NIf you are a girl and suddenly became a boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.82,0:02:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women will probably say that they would stand while peeing. Oh, how lovely.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.63,0:02:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the first thing women say. \NGuys could just stand while they pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.39,0:02:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it gets as messy as when women do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.40,0:02:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You sit down peeing, don't you?\N- Yes, as much as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.29,0:02:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But less and less as I'm getting lazier and lazier.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.56,0:02:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is a bad thing to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.77,0:03:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've realized how surprisingly many guys choose to sit while peeing.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.32,0:03:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I've never thought about sitting. Unless I was going\Nto the toilet to do number 2 in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.38,0:03:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't know. It depends if I think about it. But I...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.86,0:03:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You don't as much...\N- But Vegard always sits.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.55,0:03:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a lot of other guys I've been talking to are like "Yes, naturally!".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.69,0:03:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- When you're out on...\N- ...the town. Then you don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.80,0:03:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Out in nature then?\N- Out in nature you stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.58,0:03:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you squat then?\N- No, that's pathetic. That's too pathetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.49,0:03:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough about that.