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Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos

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    [Jeff Dunham] What I want you to do is I want you to look over there
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    while I'm getting him out so you don't peek.
    [Skeleton dummy] OK
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    [Dunham] Just look over there.
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    [Skeleton] Hey, wait a minute, when I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?
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    [canned laughter, also interspersing the rest of the show]
    Now, that's actually a good way to do it, you know.
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    Kind of old school, but effective.
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    It's like, "Hey, look at that!" [throttled noise]
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    [Dunham] No, just look over there and don't look back until I say so.
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    [Skeleton] OK, whatever. This is kind of like Christmas, uh?
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    [Dunham] Yeah, just look over there
    [Skeleton] OK
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    [Dunham] Don't peek.
    [Skeleton] OK, right, I'm not going to peek, but it's still... now?
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    [Dunham] Nooo!
    [Skeleton] OK! I didn't ....
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    [Skeleton] Aow!
    [Semi-skeleton] Aow!
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    [Skeleton] Who the hell is that?
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    [Semi-skeleton] Hello, Father!
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    [Dunham] It's your son, Ahmed Junior!
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    [Skeleton] A.J.?
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    [Semi-skeleton] That's right.
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    [Skeleton] Wait, I thought you were dead!
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    [Semi-skeleton] Surprise!
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    [Dunham] This is great.
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    [Skeleton] Hey, what happened to your face?
    Oh, yeah. My bad.
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    [Dunham] Achmed, he's your son! Look at him, what do you see?
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    [Skeleton] Well, he does have my eye [laughs].
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    [Semi-skeleton] Actually, I do, yes, I do.
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    [Skeleton] Why do you sound like Elton John?
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    [Dunham] You were separated after the accident: he was raised in England.
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    [Semi-skeleton] Did my mum miss me?
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    [Skeleton] Err, yeah, I don't know, what the hell mmmm
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    [Dunham] How do you not know?
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    [Skeleton] Oops...
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    [A.J.] What's wrong with your leg?
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    [Achmed] NOTHING! ...What's wrong with my leg?
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    [Achmed] Can you fix this?
    [Jeff] I don't think so...
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    [Achmed] Damm it!
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    [A.J.] Don't look at me!
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    [Jeff] What if we get Marnel to help us? He works fine.
    [Achmed] Marneeeeel, come and fix my leg!
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    [A.J.] He's kinda cute.
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    [Achmed] Okay, moving oooon!
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    [Jeff] Wait a moment, how do you not know who his mother is?
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    [Achmed] I had 46 wives, you idiot!
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    [Achmed] They all dressed the same
    and the faces were covered.
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    [Jeff] So how can you tell them apart?
    [Achmed] The numbers on theirs backs!
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    [Jeff] That's terrible.
    [Achmed] Yeah, Mother's Day is a bitch.
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    [A.J.] What's wrong with your leg?
Title:
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos
Description:

Achmed has a son! An extended clip of Jeff Dunham, Achmed, and Achmed Junior from Controlled Chaos, now available on DVD from Amazon.com. Silence...…wait for it...…I Keel You!

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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
08:20

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