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Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos

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    [Jeff Dunham] What I want you to do is I want you to look over there
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    while I'm getting Imal (?) so he won't peek.
    [Skeleton dummy] OK
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    [Dunham] Just look over there.
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    [Skeleton] Hey, wait a minute, when I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?
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    [canned laughter, also interspersing the rest of the show]
    Now, that's actually a good way to do it, you know.
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    Kind of old school, but effective.
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    It's like, "Hey, look at that!" [throttled noise]
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    [Dunham] No, just look over there and don't look back until I say so.
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    [Skeleton] OK, whatever. This is kind of like Christmas, uh?
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    [Dunham] Yeah, just look over there
    [Skeleton] OK
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    [Dunham] Don't peek.
    [Skeleton] OK, right, I'm not going to peek, but it's still...
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    [Dunham] Nooo!
    [Skeleton] OK! I didn't ....
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    [Skeleton] Aow!
    [Semi-skeleton] Aow!
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    [Skeleton] Who the hell is that?
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    [Semi-skeleton] Hello, Father!
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    [Dunham] It's your son, Ahmed Junior!
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    [Skeleton] A.J.?
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    [Semi-skeleton] That's right.
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    [Skeleton] Wait, I thought you were dead!
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    [Semi-skeleton] Surprise!
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    [Dunham] This is great.
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    [Skeleton] Hey, what happened to your face? Oh, you're like that (?) 1:25
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    [Dunham] Achmed, he's your son! Look at him, what do you see?
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    [Skeleton] Well, he does have my eye [laughs].
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    [Semi-skeleton] Actually, I do, yes, I do.
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    [Skeleton] Why do you sound like Elton John?
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    [Dunham] You were separated after the accident: he was raised in England.
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    [Semi-skeleton] Did my mum miss me?
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    [Skeleton] Err, yeah, I don't know, what the hell mmmm
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    [Dunham] How do you not know?
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    [Skeleton] Oops 1:53
Title:
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos
Description:

Achmed has a son! An extended clip of Jeff Dunham, Achmed, and Achmed Junior from Controlled Chaos, now available on DVD from Amazon.com. Silence...…wait for it...…I Keel You!

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Video Language:
English
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Duration:
08:20

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