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The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

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    Hi. My name is Mark.
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    You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there,
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    but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls.
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    Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls.
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    Theyre...girls.
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    But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude.
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    Which...I'm one - dude.
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    So, that's what I did.
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    And then, I animated it.
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    Good morning. Y'all ready to order?
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    I'll have the French Toast, please.
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    I'll have the sausage biscuit, please.
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    I'll have the tacos, please.
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    Harry!
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    What? It's my favorite food!
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    Tacos are not for breakfast!
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    They are now. Introducing Tac-O's.
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    It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's
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    in a tortilla bowl.
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    That's disgusting.
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    It even makes the milk tastes like tacos.
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    That's even disgusting-er.
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    That's not even a word.
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    Hi guys.
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    [ALL] Hello, Zayn.
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    Whoa, new hairdo!
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    Yeah, what'ya think?
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    It's...uh...
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    It's...quite steep.
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    Bit like a...ski jump.
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    Which I guess is what you were going for?
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    [PHONE RINGS]
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    1D! Come in, 1D!
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    Oh look! A call from Psymon.
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    It's an emergency, boys!
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    Report to 1D HQ ASAP.
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    No time for breakfast, lads.
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    The world needs our help!
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    One Direction, thanks goodness you're here!
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    What seems to be the trouble, Psymon?
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    It doesn't look good, boys.
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    What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo?
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    Niall! -[LAUGHS] What?
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    I will mess you up!
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    Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair?
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    Oh, it is ON!
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    Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh!
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    It's on like Donkey Kong. -What?
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    Boys! Boys! The world is in it's hour of need.
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    We cannot afford to squabble over [ ].
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    Why, what's up, Psymon?
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    Yeah what's up, besides Zayn's hair?
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    'cause that's really up, isn't it?
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    It's like weeeesh!
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    Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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    Reports are coming in all over town.
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    Pussycats are going missing by the thousands!
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    Oh, no! What a catastrophe!
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    Or should I say, CAT-astrophe?
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    Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK.
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    We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats.
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    It may not be as simple as that.
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    We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this.
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    [ALL] Lord Faptaguise?
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    But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor.
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    Well, he's back!
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    And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats.
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    So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped.
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    Or, should I say, CAT-napped?
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    cat-, catnipped, yes?
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    No.
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    [FALSETTO] Sorry.
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    So, where is Lord Fapatguise?
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    His dreaded tank fortress, the Rap-o-Sphere has been spotted
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    on the outskirts of town...
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    Good.
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    ...heading East.
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    Toward the Dimensional Gate.
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    Yes! We must act swiftly!
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    If the Rap-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension
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    with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again.
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    So, what's the plan?
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    Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Rap-o-Sphere
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    and found your way to the Control Room.
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    It no doubt will be heavily guarded by guards.
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    Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them,
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    allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room.
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    Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What?
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    Liam, once inside the Control Room,
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    you must hack into the Security Terminal,
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    and open the prison cell doors.
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    Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit.
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    What? No, wait. What?
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    Just open the cell doors?
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    But who's going to round up all the pussycats
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    and get them out of there?
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    Yes, all the pussys. That's where you come in, Harry.
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    You're telling me.
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    You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp,
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    and seek the help of an old knight named Paul.
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    He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats.
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    I don't need help, I can do it alone.
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    No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis
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    will seek out Sir Paul together.
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    Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats -
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    including your own!
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    Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly?
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    I thought his name was Dusty?
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    Depends which web site you read.
Title:
The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction
Description:

*Watch in HD, y'all.* The evil Lord Faptaguise is back! And he has a plan so dastardly, only one hero can stop him! Well, five heroes. ONE DIRECTION! Join 1D on their wildest adventure yet, as they save the world from doom and discover the true power of friendshiphood.
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Volunteer
Duration:
18:12

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