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If I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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well, I'd buy you a house
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I would buy you a house
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and if I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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buy you furniture for your house
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maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
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and if I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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well I'd buy you a k-car
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a nice reliant automobile
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and if I had a million dollars
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I'd buy your love
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if I had a million dollars
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I'd build a tree fort in our yard
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if I had a million dollars
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you could help me
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it wouldn't be that hard
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If I had a million dollars
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maybe we could put a little tiny bridge in there somewhere
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we could just go up there and hang
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like open the fridge and stuff
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there would be foods laid out for us
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with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
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hmmm
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they have pre-wrapped sausages
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but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
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ok...you blame'em?
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yeahhh!
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If I had a million dollars
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if i had a million dollars
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well, I'd buy you a fur coat
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but not a real fur coat
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that's cruel
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and if I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
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yep...like a lama
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or an emu
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and if i had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
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oooh all them crazy elephant bones
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and if I had a million dollars
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I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars
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we wouldn't have to walk to the store
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If I had a million dollars
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we'd take a limousine cause it costs more
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if I had a million dollars
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we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
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but we would eat kraft dinner
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of course we would
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we would just eat more
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and buy really expensive ketchups with it
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that's right
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all the fancy
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dijon ketchup...hmmmm
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If I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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I'd buy you a green dress
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but not a real green dress
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that's cruel
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and if I had a million dollars
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if I had a million dollars
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well, I'd buy you some art
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a Picaasso or a Garfunkel
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If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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well, i'd buy you a monkey
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haven't you always wanted a monkey
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if I had a million dollars
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I'd buy your love
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If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million dollars
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I'd be rich