If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well, I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
and if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
buy you furniture for your house
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
and if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you a k-car
a nice reliant automobile
and if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
if I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
if I had a million dollars
you could help me
it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
maybe we could put a little tiny bridge in there somewhere
we could just go up there and hang
like open the fridge and stuff
there would be foods laid out for us
with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
hmmm
they have pre-wrapped sausages
but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
ok...you blame'em?
yeahhh!
If I had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
well, I'd buy you a fur coat
but not a real fur coat
that's cruel
and if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
yep...like a lama
or an emu
and if i had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
oooh all them crazy elephant bones
and if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
we'd take a limousine cause it costs more
if I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
but we would eat kraft dinner
of course we would
we would just eat more
and buy really expensive ketchups with it
that's right
all the fancy
dijon ketchup...hmmmm
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a green dress
but not a real green dress
that's cruel
and if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well, I'd buy you some art
a Picaasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
well, i'd buy you a monkey
haven't you always wanted a monkey
if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich