If I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

well, I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

and if I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

buy you furniture for your house

maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

and if I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

well I'd buy you a k-car

a nice reliant automobile

and if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

if I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

if I had a million dollars

you could help me

it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

maybe we could put a little tiny bridge in there somewhere

we could just go up there and hang

like open the fridge and stuff

there would be foods laid out for us

with little pre-wrapped sausages and things

hmmm

they have pre-wrapped sausages

but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

ok...you blame'em?

yeahhh!

If I had a million dollars

if i had a million dollars

well, I'd buy you a fur coat

but not a real fur coat

that's cruel

and if I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

yep...like a lama

or an emu

and if i had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

oooh all them crazy elephant bones

and if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

we wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

we'd take a limousine cause it costs more

if I had a million dollars

we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

but we would eat kraft dinner

of course we would

we would just eat more

and buy really expensive ketchups with it

that's right

all the fancy

dijon ketchup...hmmmm

If I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

I'd buy you a green dress

but not a real green dress

that's cruel

and if I had a million dollars

if I had a million dollars

well, I'd buy you some art

a Picaasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

well, i'd buy you a monkey

haven't you always wanted a monkey

if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich