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Kramer Statue of Limitations

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    [audience laughs]
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    (Kramer)
    Anyway, it's been two years.
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    I mean isn't there
    like a statue of limitations on that?
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    (Jerry)
    Statute.
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    (Kramer)
    What?
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    (Jerry)
    Statute of limitations.
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    It's not a statue.
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    [audience laughs]
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    (Kramer)
    No, it's statue.
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    (Jerry)
    Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.
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    [audience laughs]
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    (Kramer)
    Just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine!
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    Now you're smart,
    is it statue or statute of limitations?
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    (Elaine)
    Statute.
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    (Kramer)
    Oh, I really think you're wrong.
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    [audience laughs]
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    (Elaine)
    Look, Kramer, I have to take this test.
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    Ok, I don't have a long of time.
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    (Kramer)
    What test?
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    (Elaine)
    An IQ test.
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    (Kramer)
    Hm? Why you take an IQ test?
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    (Elaine)
    It's for George.
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    (Kramer)
    George?
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    (Elaine) Yeah, can I...
    can I explain it to you later?
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    (Kramer) Why are you taking
    an IQ test for George?
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    (Elaine)
    Would you please?!
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    (Kramer)
    What, is it for a job or something?
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    (Elaine)
    Later!
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    (Kramer)
    You're positive it's statute?
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    (Elaine)
    Yes, yes!
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    (Babu)
    Welcome, welcome.
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    A steaming hot face cloth...
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    (Kramer)
    Ow! Ow!
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    [audience laughs and claps]
Title:
Kramer Statue of Limitations
Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:17
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