-
Moanin' Low, my sweet man I love him so
-
though he's mean as can be
-
He's the kind of man needs
a kind of woman like me
-
a woman like me...
-
a woman like me...
a woman like me...
-
a woman like me...
a woman like me...
-
a woman like me...
(etc...)
-
Rick wants to hire me!
He's at a new studio.
-
Where is it?
-
India!
-
When?
-
I don't remember what year...
-
there's no year...
-
How do you know there's a year for that?
-
I think they say the 14th Century.
-
The 14th Century was recently.
-
No, but...I don't know...
-
That's when...the Moghuls were ruling,
Babar was in India
-
The 11th then?
-
It's definitely B.C.
-
It's B.C. for sure
-
and I think it's Ayodhya,
where Ram was born
-
I know that because they
razed that temple.
-
They say that Ram was born there.
Which I don't believe -
-
- but that's what they say.
-
And Ayodhya is in
the state of Uttar Pradesh.
-
It's right there!
Therefore the story has to be true.
-
It's probably based on as real as event
as the Bible is based on.
-
You want to know the whole story?
-
Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives.
-
-3 wives.
-
3 wives?
-
-4 sons.
-
4 sons, 3 wives. OK.
-
I know the names of the sons by the way.
-
Kausalya...
-
No, that's the wife, that's what I meant.
-
Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi.
-
And Kausalya's son was Ram
-
Sumitra's son was Laxman
-
Kaikeyi's son was Bharat
-
I'm so impressed!
-
Yes, and
-
Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother
which means he had to be, uh
-
Sumitra's son.
-
Sita was Ram's wife
-
Right, and Sita I know also,
Sita's father was Janaka.
-
Sita has many names,
Sita only being one of them.
-
Yeah.
-
Janaki! Janaki!
-
Janaki also.
-
And Vahish, Vahish, uh...
-
-I saw a play...
-Vaidehi.
-
Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right,
which I learned was another name for Sita.
-
Ram was about to be crowned
by Dasharatha as the king
-
and Kaikeyi went to him and
-
Because she had done something really good
-
I think she had taken care of him
when he was really sick.
-
Yes.
-
And so at that point he had said to her,
-
"You have one Boon.
Anything you ask of me I will do."
-
and so she went and asked him
to send Ram away for 14 years
-
thinking that was a long enough time,
that if you go away for 14 years,
-
you're pretty much out of sight,
out of mind.
-
Rama my son, today I wish to crown you
King of Ayodhya
-
but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi-
-
Grrr...
-
-just reminded me of an
ancient vow I made.
-
To honor this vow, instead of
crowning you king, I must
-
banish you to the forest for 14 years!
-
Goodbye, dear boy. You are noble and good.
-
The embodiment of righteousness.
-
A brave warrior prince.
-
Joy of Heaven and Earth.
-
The Ideal Man.
-
May the Gods be with you.
-
Don't let the door hit your ass
on the way out.
-
That's what she asked for
and Dasharatha was heartbroken
-
but given that all Indian men
are true to their word...
-
He had to... do that.
-
And then he died? Didn't he die?
-
No, I don't think...
-
He died eventually...
-
No, but all those Ram Leelas
I've seen when I was a kid...
-
He died right away?
-
There's this big scene, very dramatic
-
he's having a heart attack
when his son is going away.
-
I do think he was unwell...
-
Yeah that's true.
-
And he also has a huge issue, right?
-
He's like ravaged by guilt,
because Ram is such a good son.
-
And Ram, when he was told to go away,
-
actually said he would. He didn't create
any problems, he didn't say,
-
"why?"
-
He just said,
-
"If that is your wish Father, I shall go."
-
And then he went.
-
And Sita said, "If you go, I go."
-
No, Sita.
-
The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons.
-
They harrass our Wise Men
and desecrate their ritual fires.
-
I must fight them... alone.
-
But Rama, a woman's place is
next to her Husband!
-
I will accept any hardship.
-
I cannot live without you...
-
I cannot live without you...
I cannot live without you...
-
I hate to think what might have been
if we had never met
-
Why should I suppose that this could be?
-
The weary days, the lonely nights,
are easy to forget
-
since I am here, and you are here with me.
-
Here we are, you and I
-
let the World hurry by
-
Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew
-
You'd find me, I'd find you
-
Here we are, alone together
-
what matter whether, we wandered far?
-
And though we haven't got a bankful,
-
we can still be thankful
-
that here, that here we are!
-
Here we are, you and I
-
Let the World just hurry by
-
Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew
-
you'd find me, and I'd find you
-
Here we are, alone together
-
what matter whether we wandered far?
-
and though we haven't got a bankful,
-
we can still be thankful
-
that here we are!
-
That's all!
-
I'll miss you.
-
It's only a 6-month contract.
I'll be back before you know it!
-
Ravana was the evil king of Lanka
-
and he just stole Sita.
-
He was an incredibly learned man.
From what I understand, Ravana was...
-
Actually the only bad thing
he seems to have done...
-
...is capture Sita.
-
Which is kind of interesting because
everything else about him seems to be, like
-
he was this really learned guy,
-
he knows all these weapons
-
he prays to the right Gods...
-
so all this stuff!
He's like this Good King.
-
Except that, over time, we've been
led to believe he's this complete...
-
that he's like Mogambo.
-
That's right, he lived on an island also!
-
He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta.
-
and he plays -
-all these instruments...
-
Veena with his intestines.
-
With his intestines?
-
Yeah, for Shiva.
-
There's this whole thing about
how devoted a fan he was
-
and he's asking Lord Shiva for some wish
-
and, you know, he is basically
playing Veena with his intestines.
-
It's hard to fell someone
like that in battle, because
-
what is pain to a man who
plays Veena on his intestines?
-
Nothing much.
-
What I'm really impressed with is
he was the king of Sri Lanka.
-
No, he was the king of Lanka.
-
It was Lanka. It's called Ceylon.
It's the same country I think.
-
Well the point is that's what we think.
-
They built the bridge.
-
The bridge still exists,
so NASA images say.
-
Really? NASA? It must be true then!
-
Maybe they saw it
when they were on the moon!
-
Isn't the Suruphanaka story -
Suruphanaka right?
-
Surphanaka.
-
I'm messing up her name.
God, they're gonna be after me
-
Surphanaka is the one
with the really ugly nose.
-
Surphanaka. But she was Ravana's sister.
-
Ravana! Rama has slaughtered your Rakshasas
in the forest. You must take revenge!
-
Don't do it, Master. Rama is powerful.
-
Sister, do not bother me
with your petty concerns.
-
Dear Brother Ravana,
have you seen Rama's wife Sita?
-
She is the most beautiful
woman in the world.
-
Her skin is fair like the lotus blossom.
-
Her eyes are like lotus pools.
-
Her hands are like, um, lotuses.
-
Her breasts like
big, round, firm, juicy...
-
Lotuses!
-
Mmmm, ahhhh...
-
Make Sita your wife, Ravana.
Steal her from Rama!
-
Don't do it, Master!
-
I'll hear no arguments from you, Mareecha.
You must help me at once.
-
Transform yourself into
a beautful golden deer to distract Rama.
-
While Sita is unguarded, I'll grab her!
-
Sita WILL be mine! Hahahahahaaa!
-
What a beautiful golden deer!
-
Oh Rama, won't you capture it for me?
-
I don't know, Sita. It could be a trick!
-
Oh Rama, pleeeaaase?
-
All right, Sita. You ask for so little
and give me so much.
-
But promise you won't leave the hut
while I'm gone. The forest is dangerous.
-
I promise! Oh Rama, I love you!
-
I love you, Sita.
-
Love was blind to me, now it's kind to me,
-
Love has opened my eyes.
-
Since it came to me, life's a game to me
-
with the sweetest surprise.
-
I never knew how good it was to be
-
a slave to one who means the world to me.
-
I loved that man from the start,
and way down deep in his heart
-
I know he loves me, Heaven knows why
-
and when he tells me
he can't live without me
-
what wouldn't I do for that man?
-
He's not an angel or saint,
and what's the odds that he ain't
-
with all his faults I know he'll get by
-
I'll be so true to him,
he'll never doubt me
-
What wouldn't I do for that man?
-
Oh, when he lets me lean my,
my weary head on his shoulder
-
I close my eyes right there
and wish I never grow older
-
I'll never leave him alone,
I'll make his troubles my own
-
I love that man as nobody can
-
I'm just no good when
his arms are about me
-
What wouldn't I do for that man?
-
Oh, what wouldn't I do for that man?
-
I'll never leave him alone,
I'll make his troubles my own
-
I love that man better than I do my self
-
I'm just no good when
his arms are about me
-
What wouldn't I do for that man?
-
Oh there's not a thing
I wouldn't do for my man.
-
That's all!
-
But you know what Sita does then?
How she is able to tell these people where she -
-
She drops her jewelry
-
along the way.
-
And that's how they were able to find her.
It went all the way up to Lanka.
-
How many times did she drop the jewelry?
-
She was wearing a whole lot
of jewelry in the forest.
-
I mean, no, remember, she's not wearing
any jewelry 'cause she left everything
-
before she left Ayodhya and she came -
-
Oh, she left everything?
-
Right, she just came
in her Sanyasi clothes.
-
Don't challenge these stories.
-
She's gone.
-
I told her not to leave the hut!
-
Oh how will I ever find her?
-
Sita!
-
Sitaaaaaa!
-
Oh Sita, what has become of you?
-
Actually, the origins of Hanuman...
-
All these demons were attacking the Earth
-
and supposedly all the Gods
and everyone went to Vishnu and said,
-
"Please help us, please help us!"
-
So Vishnu said that he was
gonna be born on Earth as Ram.
-
But he was born as Krishna also,
this is very confusing.
-
That's dasavatar, 10 incarnations.
-
So... the 10th one is the last one,
not come yet supposedly.
-
So anyway, he said what we'll do is,
-
Shiva will be born as
someone who helps him.
-
So Shiva was actually...
Hanuman is an incarnation of Shiva.
-
Oh I didn't know that.
- I didn't know that either.
-
Yup. And, so Hanuman is actually
born with the sole purpose
-
of eventually meeting up
with Ram and helping him.
-
Like that was the reason for his birth.
-
(sobbing, crying...)
-
I will help you.
-
Who are you?
-
I am Hanuman, the Monkey Warrior!
Son of the Wind!
-
I am Rama, Prince of Ayodhya.
Let us be allies.
-
I shall be your servant forever.
-
Now go, find Sita!
-
Hello?
-
It's me.
-
Dave! Where are you?
-
Trivandrum, silly. At home.
-
You have a home phone?
-
Of course.
-
You've been gone a month and you
never e-mailed me your phone number.
-
I didn't?
Well, I have some good news.
-
They've extended my contract another year!
-
What? Another year?
You said you'd be back in 6 months!
-
But I like it here.
-
What about me? What about Lexi?
-
What about our apartment?
-
Uhhhh...
-
What about US?
-
Don't cry, Nina.
-
I love you.
-
You could come here...
-
She sits under a tree.
-
And she weeps.
-
And thinks of Ram. And prays to Ram.
-
And all these evil people, you know all
these movies and all these shows we've seen
-
all these evil people come and sort of
scare her, and she prays to Ram.
-
But the thing is that the women,
-
whatever, the women-demon,
who are supposed to protect her,
-
are amazed, by her devotion to Ram.
-
And so Ravana also comes and says,
-
"what can Ram do for you,
blah blah blah, that I can't?"
-
but she's still, "Ram will come here
and you still have one last chance
-
"because once he comes here, you know,
-
"your ass is grass."
-
I love you Sita. You must be my wife.
-
Never. I love only Rama.
-
I am the chaste and
virtuous wife of another man.
-
I belong to Rama as the
rays belong to the Sun.
-
Give me back to Rama, or you
shall soon hear his mighty bow
-
that resounds like Indra's thunderbolt!
-
The more a man speaks sweetly to a woman,
the more she insults him!
-
You have two months to decide,
lovely lady.
-
Then you shall share my bed!
-
If you do not marry me, my Rakshasas
will slaughter you for my breakfast.
-
Your ugly yellow eyes should fall out of your head
as you stare at me so lustfully, Ravana.
-
The only reason I do not reduce you
to ashes with my own blazing power
-
is because Rama has not
ordered me to do so.
-
Grrrrowl!
-
When night is creepin', and
I should be sleepin' in bed
-
if you were peepin', you'd find
that I'm weepin' instead
-
My lovin' Daddy left his baby again,
said he'd come back but he forgot to say when
-
Night after night I'm cryin',
Daddy won't you please come home?
-
Daddy won't you please come home,
I'm so lonesome
-
No one can fill that vacant chair
-
Home isn't home when you're not there
-
No need to knock, the door is open for you
-
Please, Daddy
-
Even the clock keeps tickin',
Daddy won't you please come home?
-
Daddy do you have to roam so very long?
-
There's lots of other new sheiks
who would like to be sheikin'
-
haven't slipped yet but
I'm liable to weaken
-
Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home?
-
Please, Daddy
-
Even the clock keeps tickin',
Daddy won't you please come home?
-
Daddy do you have to roam so very long?
-
There's lots of other new sheiks
who would like to be sheikin'
-
haven't slipped yet
but I'm liable to weaken
-
Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home?
-
That's all!
-
She also made her own share of mistakes,
in fact she should've just gone back with Hanuman.
-
The whole idea of
"my man has to come to save me,"
-
it's like oh,
you're one little tight thing.
-
Jump on the monkey's back, go back,
chill out, hundreds will be fine. OK?
-
But is it possible she didn't
trust the monkey altogether?
-
It is possible.
-
No. I think she absolutely
trusted the monkey
-
but she wanted her man to come.
-
OK that's another thing, it's like,
"You gotta prove it to me baby!"
-
But not only that, she also wanted -
-
Sorry, go ahead -
-
but she also wanted the evil king to be
defeated, like my husband should come and -
-
OK, why don't you go back, so the evil king
doesn't have a hostage, and then do it?
-
But it's almost like she was trying to
glorify Ram through this whole process.
-
You know, like, "my man will
come and he is capable of this
-
"and he's virtuous,
and he will kill Ravan, and..."
-
She's a bloodthirsty woman.
-
But my question is, were they monkeys?
Because they actually -
-
-They could fly
-
not monkeys, um, from what I understand
it's different from monkeys, they're...
-
Like from what I understand
monkeys are one kind of... one species
-
and then, the Vanars were another species.
They were half man, half monkey.
-
OK. Because they had tails though.
-
Correct. But they're not...
-
Like, yeah. I definitely
think the tail and the...
-
They were half... they were
definitely half monkey, if not more
-
Yeah but that's what
the army was.
-
Because otherwise there were these two
brothers, they didn't have any army.
-
These two brothers and then all of
Sugriv's big army, all the...
-
The Vanar Sena.
-The Vanar Sena, right.
-
Hanuman! Assemble the Monkey Warriors.
-
We shall cross the sea
to Lanka and rescue Sita.
-
Yes, my Lord. We march at once!
-
Who's that knockin'?
Don't stand outside there, come on in here!
-
I just had a sort of feeling this morning
-
something good was gonna happen today
-
Now there comes a sound
without any warning
-
I just know it's good luck coming my way!
-
Goodness gracious, can it be?
Someone's coming back to me
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
I've been waiting oh so long,
I'll just die if I'm wrong
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
I know it can't be the mailman, the coal man,
the ice man, they've been here today
-
can't be the grocer, the butcher,
the baker, they don't knock that way
-
If my sweetie's there outside,
my arms and my heart are open wide
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
Me oh my, my oh me,
guess I'm having company
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
See the time? Eight O'Clock.
Sounds like a familiar knock
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
I know it can't be the milk man, the gas man,
the bread man, who always collects
-
I hope that it isn't that butter and egg man,
who writes out those checks?
-
If it's my sweet used-to-be,
gonna lock him in, lose the key
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
Can't be the plumber, the peddler,
the parlor, cause I've paid those bills
-
I hope that it isn't the doctor,
the dentist, they can't cure my ills
-
If it's someone that I've known,
gonna make him feel at home
-
Who's that knocking at my door?
-
That's all!
-
Dave!
-
Mmm, Dave!
-
We're in India.
Uh, no... kissing in public.
-
Let me take your bag.
-
Well, here you are.
-
Good night.
-
Oh gosh. Later I know what he did.
What did he do when he saw her in Lanka?
-
Hug her and kiss her...
-
No I don't think so...
-
No I don't think so. He was very cold.
-
Why was he cold to Sita?
-
Actually I don't remember.
To be honest I'm very shaky on this point...
-
You can make it up...
-
You have lived in another man's house
so you are unfit to be my wife.
-
What?
-
I have done my duty in rescuing you from
the enemy and avenging the insult to myself.
-
I have terrible suspicions
about your character and conduct.
-
Ravana was aware of your beauty.
-
He cannot have kept you in his
house for so long without touching you.
-
The very sight of you is painful.
-
You are free to go wherever you want.
-
I have no more use for you, Sita.
-
If I had known this, I would have killed
myself before and spared you this war.
-
Build me a funeral pyre.
I cannot bear to live.
-
Despite my virtues,
my husband has rejected me.
-
He's obviously doubting her, um, pureness.
-
I find the whole pureness thing
really... odd.
-
I find it really weird that no one is
commending Ravan for not forcibly...
-
I mean I know we shouldn't
commend somebody for that, but...
-
What if he raped her?
-
Yeah but in terms of villians, right?
-
Yeah...
-
I mean, we expect villains
to be villain-ous.
-
This is a guy that's like, "if you don't
come to me willingly, I will not touch you."
-
Right...
-
"I will not force you in my house."
-
"I will not force myself on you..."
-
Well he never had sex with her, did he?
-
No. As Sita proved over and over again.
-
By trial of fire.
-
You're mean to me
-
Why must you be mean to me?
-
Please honey, it seems to me
-
you love to see me crying.
I don't know why
-
I stay home each night
when you say you'll phone
-
you don't, and I'm left alone
-
singin' the blues and sighin'.
-
You treat me coldly each day in the year
-
You always scold me
-
whenever somebody is near, dear
-
It must be great fun to be
mean to me, you shouldn't
-
Oh can't you see what you mean to me?
-
Sweetheart I love you, think the world of you,
but I'm afraid you don't care for me
-
You never show it, don't let me know it,
everyone says I'm a fool to be
-
pining the whole day through.
Why do you act like you do?
-
You're mean to me,
why must you be mean to me
-
Aw gee, honey, it seems to me,
you love to see me cryin'
-
Please tell me why
-
I stay at home each night
when you say you'll phone
-
You don't, and I'm left alone
just singin' the blues and sighin'
-
You treat me coldly each day in the year
-
You always scold me
whenever somebody is near, dear
-
It must be great fun for you,
can't you see what you're doing to me
-
Please tell me why you're so mean to me!
-
That's all!
-
And he's still not convinced, seemed like,
after she went through the trial by fire
-
I mean it's almost like-
-
No but I thought he was convinced.
He then, it was peer pressure-
-
-later with the washerman...
-
yeah, because the washerman-
-
He was convinced,
it wasn't like he doubted her
-
He kind of like was "OK, you are pure."
-
And I think he did hug her and then
flowers fell from the heavens or something
-
Whoops. I guess you were pure after all.
-
Will you forgive me, Sita?
-
Of course, Rama. I live only for you.
-
Hey, they want me to attend this meeting so much
they're gonna fly me all the way to New York.
-
5 days, all expenses paid!
-
That's great. It'll be fun for you.
-
See you next week.
-
No no no, it's a flying chariot, the Gods sent the chariot.
I don't know, it's something about -
-
-a Japanese train!-
-
I'm finding it, I found it to be totally cool. It was like the world's first airplane or something.
-
It was like the first - like they actually flew back.
-
I think it was on a bird.
-
Was it on a bird?
-
I think it was actually a flying thing of some kind.
-
They rode a carpet like Aladdin.
-
No, it was like an elaborate structure.
-
Pushpakha!
-
That's what they came back on. The flying chariot.
-
That was one of the Air India jumbo jets also.
-
And there's a movie, a silent movie
-
But that's what I mean, it was this thing.
-
It wasn't a bird -
-Yeah. -right.
-
I guess what is happening was
the 14 years were finishing-
-
-and they had to find
a quick way to get back.
-
What does it matter if rain comes your way
-
and raindrops patter along?
-
The rain descending should not make you blue
-
The happy ending is waiting for you
-
Take your share of trouble, face it and don't complain
-
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
-
Happiness comes double after a little pain
-
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
-
What if your love affair should break up, as they sometimes will
-
When you kiss and make up, boy what a thrill!
-
Sadness ends in gladness, showers are not in vain
-
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
-
Look for brighter weather, oh watch for the Sun again
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If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain.
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Pull yourself together, whistle a happy strain
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If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain.
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So if your lucky star deserts you, and if shadows fall
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Even though it hurts you, laugh through it all
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Be a cheerful loser, you have the World to gain
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If you want the rainbow, why, you just must have the rain.
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That's all!
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Rama, I'm pregnant!
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That's wonderful, darling.
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Maybe they joined the Mile High Club. On the Pushpakh Veman.
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We don't know exactly when she got pregnant -
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Very soon thereafter, which is why it is conceivable that she wasn't pregnant because of Ram.
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But I think it was Ram.
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Blasphemy. It is Ram.
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I'm not like Rama, who would take a woman who's slept in another man's house!
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No but that happens with the dhobi.
-there's a dhobi story.
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You know the dhobi, the launderer -
yeah, the dhobi says that -
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The dhobi's wife, she's with somebody else and when she comes back
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he goes, "What do you think I'm like Ram, to take somebody back now after she's -
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You know what a dhobi is right? He's a washerman -
-and when news of that hits Ram -
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Ram says, "I cannot rule if my subjects don't respect me and so you'll have to..."
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Actually that's when he banishes her, sorry.
-Right.
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Uh, say, Sita, would you like to take a trip?
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But we just got here.
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Yeah great. Get packing.
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Brother Laxman, my wife's dubious reputation casts doubt upon my own.
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You must drive Sita to the forest and abandon her there.
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I cannot have her in my kingdom.
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I think basically as a king, he had to sort of do...
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If the common man was doing that to their wives then why should the king treat his wife any differently kind of a thing.
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Like I felt that he let her go not because she was impure,
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but because he said that to be a king, he needs the respect of his subjects, and he can't be considered -
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I don't think he let her go because -
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I felt that he alwsys had this element of doubt
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I mean it coupled with, of course, his virtue that everybody spoke of
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and you know that he kept his word to his Dad, and then his subjects, his... Kingdom,
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but I felt like he always had this doubt, that she might not be pure.
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I feel too bad, I'm feelin' mighty sick and sore
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So bad I feel, I said I'm feelin' sick and sore and
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so afraid my man don't love me no more.
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Day in, day out, I'm worryin' about those blues
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Day out, day in, I'm worryin' about bad news
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I'm so afraid, my man I'm gonna lose.
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Moanin' low, my sweet man I love him so, though he's mean as can be
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He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me
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Gonna die if sweet man should pass me by, if I die where'll he be?
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He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me.
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Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done?
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Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely, I ain't deservin' of none
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Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes oh Lordy
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He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me.
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Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done?
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Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely I ain't deservin' of none
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Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes, Lordy!
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He's a man that needs a woman just like me.
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I must have committed a terrible sin in a previous life to deserve such suffering.
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Were I not carrying Rama's sons, I would throw myself into the river.
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She's always shown to be pregnant -
-afterwards
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No, when she's banished and she's gone into the forest again.
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-And there she meets that... teacher.
-Valmiki.
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Valmiki. Sorry.
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So that's how Valmiki wrote the Ramayana,
because Sita told the story to him.
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I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waitin' on a weary shore
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I'm just a woman, that's only human, one you should be sorry for.
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Got up this morning, along about dawn
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Without a warning, I found he was gone.
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Why should he do it? How could he do it? He never done it before.
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Am I blue, Am I blue
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Ain't these tears in these eyes tellin' you
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Am I blue, You'd be too
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If each plan with your man done fell through.
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Was a time, I was his only one
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But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy.
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Was I gay, til today
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Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue!
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As blue as the sky blue
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You're wondering what do these tears in these eyes tellin' you?
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No one feels like I do
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Boo-boo-boo hoo
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Each plan with my man done fell through.
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Was a time, I was his only, only, only one
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But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy!
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Was I gay - oh Lord was I gay!
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Til today - that man went away!
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Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue!
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Anyway, so Luv and Kush, or Luva and Kusha, were born to Sita in the forest
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and were taught by Valmiki, who taught them all these songs praising Ram.
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Luv, Kush, let us sing the praises of Rama.
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Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should
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Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light
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Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone
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Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song
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Rama's great, Rama's good,
Rama does what Rama should
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Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light
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Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone
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Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song
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Hello?
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Please take me back! Please please please!
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I'll do anything! PLEASE!
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If you had a girlfriend who was being treated really badly, by like her ex or her current boyfriend
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and she kept saying, "no, every day I'm gonna make sure I cook for him and send him a hot lunch at noon"
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Aren't you going to be like, "listen, he doesn't like you or talk to you.
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"you've got to move on. Something's wrong." OK?
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Sita's doing this pooja every day... I mean, I feel, I feel...
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Like this whole "good" and "bad" thing? That we always want people to be either all good or all bad?
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I think Sita also has her own issues. Like she didn't go back with Hanuman
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she would have saved hundreds and thousands of people from being killed
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Monkeys especially.
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Yeah, what about animal rights?
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And, and then she prayed for this guy every day,
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come on!
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But also at that point of time it was just that Unconditional Love
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You know, for her, she was like, ok,
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"this man, he loves me."
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-This is the part of the female perspective I disagree with.
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Because it's like then you can say, "oh yeah, 'cause she loves him so she did this"
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you know it's like, yeah but she shouldn't love someone who doesn't treat her right.
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-who treats you so badly.
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OK? That's her mistake.
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That's HENCE unconditional love.
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You went away, I let you
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We broke the ties that bind
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I wanted to forget you, and leave the past behind.
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Still the magic of the night I met you seems to stay forever in my mind...
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The sky was blue, and high above
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the moon was new, and so was love
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This eager heart of mine was singing,
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"Lover where can you be?"
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You came at last, love had its day
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That day is past, you've gone away
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This aching heart of mine is singing, "Lover come back to me," when
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I remember every little thing you used to do
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I'm so lonely
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Every road I walk along, I walked along with you
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No wonder I am lonely
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The sky is blue, the night is cold
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the moon is new, but love is old
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and while I'm waiting here, this heart of mine is singing,
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"Lover come back to me."
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Sky is blue, night is cold, moon is new, but love is old
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and while I'm waiting here this heart of mine is singing
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Lover come back to me!
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That's all!
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And when Ram was in the forest he heard these two boys singing,
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he didn't know who they were but he came up and he was just like,
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"who are they, who are you?"
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and that's when he finds out that
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Sita's there and those are his children.
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My sons!
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Father?
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Return to Ayodhya Palace to rule with me for eternity!
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But then, he wants to take Luv and Kush back,
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but he's still hesitant about taking her back.
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Sita! Well, yes, of course, Sita...
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All Sita has to do is prove her purity. Again.
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Another trial by fire, perhaps?
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Or we could try trial by water. You know, see if she sinks or floats.
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If she sinks, she's pure. If she floats -
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No, wait, if she floats she's pure, if she sinks...
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And he asks her to prove her purity one more time - I think,
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actually I don't know if he asks her or whatever - but she says,
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I shall prove my purity to you.
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If I have always been true to Rama,
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if I have never thought of another man,
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if I am completely pure in body and soul, then,
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may Mother Earth take me back into her womb!
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I'm flying high, but I've got a feeling I'm falling
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falling for nobody else but you
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You caught my eye, and I've got a feeling I'm falling
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show me the ring and I'll jump right through.
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I used to travel single, we chanced to mingle, oh now,
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now I'm a-tingle over you
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Hey Mr. Parson, stand by, for I've got a feeling I'm falling
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Falling for nobody else but you.
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Oh honey, oh honey, I never felt this way,
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romantically I'm up in the air
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It's funny, so funny, me taking it this way
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Don't know if I should, but gee it feels good!
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I'm flying high, up in the sky, but I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling
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Falling for nobody else but you
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and you know it too
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You caught my eye, baby that's why, I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling
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show me the ring and oh boy I'll take it from you
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I used to travel single, oh we chanced to mingle, oh now,
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now I'm a-tingle over you
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Oh Mr. Parson stand by, don't leave me now
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I've got a feeling I'm falling and how
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Falling for nobody else but you!
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That's all!