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Hitler Original Bunker Scene Der Untergang - Apple vs Samsung

  • 0:01 - 0:04
    My Führer, we have got some very, very bad news.
  • 0:04 - 0:16
    We don't know where we are, this map is useless and what is worse - we haven't got any other device that could find our location.
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    But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case.
  • 0:23 - 0:28
    My Führer... But... Um...
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    We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones... Just... Google Maps sucks, Apple and its maps rules.
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    Anyone here that didn't destroy my phone, leave the room.
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    How dare you talk to me like that?! I lost my lovely Samsung! Now you are screwed!
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    That was our last hope to find Rossmann! How could you destroy my Samsung? This is unbelievable!
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    And what's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5! This $hit?
  • 1:28 - 1:33
    This is the defeat of the century! Small screen, lots of bugs...
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    ...problems with broken lock button, camera has got an "Purple Halo" issue...
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    My Führer, but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons.
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    Shut up! And this maps! How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps, huh?!
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    My Führer, please give us a chance!
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    NO! Without Google Maps we can't do ANYTHING!
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    Please tell me, how do we deal with this bugged map?!
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    We won't be able to find this damn shop! NEVER!
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    And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung!
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    Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners. And what else? Black color of the phone?
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    I don't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone, goddammit!
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    Oh My God, I'm so angry that I don't know what else I can say!
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    I need my hair conditioner immediately! This is the most important thing for me! As same as new phone!
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    I'm disappointed! Very, very disappointed!
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    You used to be my best friends and now? I don't wanna see you anymore! There will be blood, I promise.
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    Don't worry. We will try to fix it.
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    I can't handle this... That was a gift to me from me!
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    I know what I will do... I will buy those things...
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    ...from your pay.
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    And I don't wanna hear any opposition from you, morons.
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    An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
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    Now get out of my sight!
Title:
Hitler Original Bunker Scene Der Untergang - Apple vs Samsung
Description:

Maciej Celewski interpretation.
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Video Language:
German
Duration:
03:50

Punjabi subtitles

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