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Hitler: Santa Clause Ain't Coming

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    We need to decide which way to travel to our winter holiday resort
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    There are several different roads we can take to get there, but this one has the most McDonalds on it
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    What the hell are you talking about? I failed maths this semester, I'm not going.
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    But chief.....
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    We have packed the booze and smokes.....
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    Everyone who has covered up for me in maths class leave the room
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    Damn it! You should have tried harder!
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    I've been waiting for this holiday and that damned teacher ruined it
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    When mom and dad find out, Santa Clause won't even come!
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    I was to get a new bike and a games console......
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    Not to mention the Chewbacca action figure I wanted so much ..
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    Chief, we will find you a good tutor, you will retake it.
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    You moron! Study on holiday?? Me?? You're nuts!
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    Chief, there's no other way...
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    There's no way that woman is going to make me study!
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    I was to play CounterStrike for two damn weeks.
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    She has some spirit to have failed me.
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    I'm gonna make her really sorry for that.
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    I"m gonna poison her cat, stalk her on the net. She is going to regret that for the rest of her life!
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    Such beautiful plans, everything ruined, all the booze and smokes wasted .....having a few laughs with the boys.
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    I can't believe she made me so angry. And you idiots are useless.
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    Why should I keep you in my gang, you dumb idiots? You can't even think of a good cover up.
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    I just can't understand why any of you should be here. Go kill yourselves, will you?
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    No harm will be done, and at least I won't have to look at your stupid faces and listen to your "but chief..."
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    Don't worry. We've made three cheat sheets for him.
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    Don't bother to say you are sorry. I wanted to study.
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    Go to university. Be someone.
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    But who cares about me?
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    Well, I shouldn't lose all hope.
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    We can think of a way to get me out of this mess.
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    So I suggest you roll up your sleeves, boys.
Title:
Hitler: Santa Clause Ain't Coming
Description:

Monika Bartos - sample for my English Class

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Video Language:
German
Duration:
03:50

Navajo subtitles

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