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George Lopez | George Attends Claudia’s Funeral and Is Shocked To Hear Who Inherits Her Fortune

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    I'm looking into flights for Miami.
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    The funeral's on Saturday, and they're going
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    to read the will later on.
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    Oh, wait. Why do we have to go?
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    Claudia divorced your brother.
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    We should be there for Veronica.
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    She's our goddaughter.
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    She just lost her mom. And who knows where
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    her dad is?
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    Yeah, but
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    why do I have to go down there?
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    Angie, all your relatives treat me like dirt
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    just because they have money.
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    Look, I'm rich in other ways.
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    Like hair and cholesterol, things like that.
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    How about this?
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    After the service, you can slip out and play
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    golf at my cousin's country club.
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    18 holes right on the ocean.
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    All right, I'll go to Miami.
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    Angie. But for my goddaughter.
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    Because I promised the Lord.
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    I'm just taking my clubs as a show of faith.
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    There they are. Don't start.
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    Not all my relatives look down on you.
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    Hey, there's your aunt tipsy.
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    Angie.
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    Hi, aunt Lynnette.
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    Rumor has it you divorced George.
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    Congratulations. Ah, your still married.
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    Ah, you're still drinking.
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    Oh, look Angie different people.
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    Oh. Angie.
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    Oh.
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    George, I haven't seen you in years.
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    So tell me, kids, how was your bus ride from
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    LA? Oh, it must have been hell, huh?
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    We took a plane.
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    Oh. Of course.
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    Oh, it must have been exciting.
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    So tell me, what have you been up to,
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    George?
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    Huh? I just got out on parole.
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    My ankle brace is beeping right now.
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    I'm not supposed to leave the yard.
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    Someone was looking at Angie the wrong way.
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    So I stabbed him and I licked the knife
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    because that's how I roll fool.
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    I got a strike. I'll burn it right now, I
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    don't care. What are you doing?
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    That's how they see me anyways. I'm just
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    giving them what they want. I'll be at the
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    bar, so just come on I'm in my own hell.
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    I told you.
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    I can't believe my own brother didn't show up
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    to help Veronica through this.
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    It's no surprise he's never been there for
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    his daughter.
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    I'll take a beer and two olives to stuff in
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    my ear, so I don't have to listen to any
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    more of these people.
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    Yeah, my family's easier to deal with after a
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    couple of drinks.
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    A good bartender just listens.
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    And a good uncle recognizes his goddaughter.
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    Probably.
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    Still waiting on that beer.
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    Uncle George, it's me.
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    Veronica.
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    Veronica, look at you.
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    You're all grown up. Last time I saw you, I
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    had a ponytail and baby fat.
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    So did you.
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    Yeah, but I didn't have a full diaper.
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    Look, you don't want to play this game.
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    How are you? I'm okay.
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    I'm a little hungover, though.
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    My friends took me to this club last night
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    to cheer me up. It had pyrotechnics and all
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    these sirens. I wish I could go back there
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    tonight, but it turns out it was just a
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    regular club on fire.
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    Veronica. Aunt Angie.
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    I am so sorry.
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    You know, you are more than welcome to come
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    stay with us in LA.
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    Oh, thank you, but I'm doing okay here.
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    My mom told me that she's leaving me enough
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    money so that I'll never have to worry.
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    Lucky when my mom dies all I get is a bunch
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    of old lady clothes and a gold tooth.
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    It's not even hers! She won in a poker game.
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    Sweetheart. We're starting your mother's
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    video. Everyone gather around.
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    It's time to hear Claudia's will.
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    Veronica has really changed.
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    Her mother just passed away, and all she's
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    talking about is the money.
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    It's like it didn't even affect her.
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    Well, not everyone cries when people die,
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    Angie. Some people cash in a gold tooth and
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    throw a party.
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    Hello, everyone.
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    I'm Claudia.
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    I know you're all dying to find out who gets
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    my millions.
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    So here it is.
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    I'm leaving everything to my daughter,
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    Veronica.
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    Everything.
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    Now. You're not getting it all right away.
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    The money has been put into a trust, and the
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    trustee I'm about to name will decide when
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    you get it. The person I chose has worked
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    hard his whole life and knows the value of
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    money. Will, Vic Palmero, please step
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    forward. Okay, now bend over and kiss George
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    Lopez's ass because I pick him.
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    In your face!
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    You heard her, Vick.
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    Kiss it!
Title:
George Lopez | George Attends Claudia’s Funeral and Is Shocked To Hear Who Inherits Her Fortune
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Video Language:
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Duration:
05:07

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