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Chinese Show Host Thanks Conan O'Brien and Rips Off His Hairstyle (Subtitled by Tea Leaf Nation)

  • 0:00 - 0:07
    [Chinese oldie: Love Across Mountains and Waters]
  • 0:27 - 0:30
    Title: Da Peng De Ba De [Endless Chatter]
  • 0:30 - 0:32
    Welcome to Dapeng show, with our new opening
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    I just want to say a big thank you to Mr. Conan and his team
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    Thank you
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    You even made a new opening for us
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    [Chinese caption: About the bad English, obviously Dapeng has tried his best]
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    For free!
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    Why not some suits too?
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    Look at me, to pay my respect to you
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    We decided to not only use the new opening
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    But also a new Dapeng! Yeah!
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    Do you like it?
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    A new look!
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    And a "Niubility" band like yours! [Niubility ~ awesome]
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    You are so nice, Coco
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    I almost fell in love with you (air kiss).
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    My grandpa left me a jade
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    and told me to give it to my soulmate
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    I plan to give it to you
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    Because you know me so well [Chinese caption: we apologize to Dapeng's English team on behalf of the production team]
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    But we are oceans apart
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    And can't meet right now
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    But I still decided to do something for you
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    Because I'm Chinese and Chinese like to show our gratitude
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    I know you ran into a little trouble when you started your show
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    So cruel
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    How can you do that to my soulmate?
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    I caught those bad men for you
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    And that is my gift to you!
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    Yeah!
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    I hope you like it
  • 3:20 - 3:21
    [Chinese zombie guy is collateral damage]
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    By the way, Coco
  • 3:31 - 3:33
    We are still missing an ending sequence!!
Title:
Chinese Show Host Thanks Conan O'Brien and Rips Off His Hairstyle (Subtitled by Tea Leaf Nation)
Description:

The host of China's Internet talkshow that ripped off the opening sequence of the Conan Show is moved by Conan O'Brien's forgiveness and gesture of goodwill. In the latest episode, Dapeng delivered the monologue in (mostly comprehensible) English and declared that Coco is his "soul mate." Dapeng is so in love with Coco that he decided to rip off Coco's moves, his band and (gasp) his signature hairstyle. [Subtitled by Tea Leaf Nation]

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Video Language:
Chinese, Simplified
Duration:
03:38

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