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Do Your Homework! ┇FUNNY┇ Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan ┇Smile...itz Sunnah┇

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    NOUMAN ALI KHAN: Taqwa está siendo mostrado un par de cientos de veces en el Quran.
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    Un par de cientos de veces Allah habla sobre Taqwa.
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    Si Allah habla sobre Taqwa tantas veces,
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    de hecho, déjenme no terminar tal enunciado:
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    Así que: ¿Cuántas personas aquí, tienen hijos adolescentes?
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    ¿Hijos en edad adolescente? OK.
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    [Árabe (?)]
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    Irvin está por estallar. Denle 5 años.
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    Todos estos pequñísimos monos que tenemos corriendo por allí, ellos llegarán a ser adolescentes.
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    Esos son tiempos aterradores.
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    Esos son tiempos aterradores: mis hijos y tus hijos.
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    Su edad justo ahora (?) es muy joven, pero denles 5 años. ¡Oh, Dios mío!
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    Van a ser adolescentes y la gente va a decir:
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    Cuánta gente tiene adolescentes, va a haber gente gritando: "[Gritando imitadoramente] Tengo adolescentes"
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    Ya sabes. ¿Cuántas veces tienes que pedir a tus adolescentes que hagan su tarea?
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    [De la audiencia: inaudible]
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    NOURMAN ALI KHAN: ¡Oh, Dios mío! "¡Haz tu tarea! ¡Haz tu tarea! ¡Haz tu tarea!...
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    ¿Ya hiciste tu tarea? ¿Ya hiciste tu tarea? La vas a hacer, ¿verdad?...
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    ...OK. Sólo hey, por cierto, hazla."
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    [Risa de la audiencia]
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    NOUMAN ALI KHAN: ¿Por qué tienes que decirles tantas veces?
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    Si le dices a la gente - si llego a tu casa como invitado,
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    y siguieras diciéndole a tu hijo "Haz tu tarea". Te detendría y diría:
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    "¿Por qué le dices tantas veces?" Y tú dirías: Bueno, ¿qué dirías?
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    [Audiencia Inaudible] "Porque no la ha hecho! ¡No escucha!"
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    Y entonces, tendría que decir: "¿Sabes qué? Tú eres el padre, tú eres la madre, tú lo conoces mejor...
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    ...Tú lo conoces mejor...
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    ...Así que el hecho de que estés repitiéndolo tanto; tú deberías saber que lo haces."
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    Allah repite a Taqwa un par de cientos de veces en el Quran.
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    ¿Eso te dice algo? ¿A quién Le está hablando?
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    A tú y a mí.
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    [Árabe (?)]
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    Él continúa diciendo, y sigue diciendo, y sigue diciendo.
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    Bueno, ¿qué quiere decir eso, lógicamente? [Risas]
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    "Ah, no lo hagas realmente" (?)
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    Si lo hiciéramos, ¿cuántas veces tendría Él que haberlo mencionado?
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    Una - hecho.
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    Déjenme darles una prueba. Allah dice "rápido" en el Quran. Una vez en el Quran. Una vez.
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    Muchos de nosotros ya somos "rápidos" (?) ¿o no?
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    Bien. [Risas] 2:06
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    Él no tuvo que decirnos cientos de veces "Rápido en Ramadan,

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Lecture: Blessed Guest - Ramadan and the Quran
Location: Islamic Center of Irving, TX
Date: June 16th 2012.
Presented by: Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan
Video Courtesy of: Khalifahklothing
Full Lecture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9a7Y3oXvQ

Nouman Ali Khan Bio:

Nouman Ali Khan began his formal Arabic training during his childhood schooling in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He continued his Arabic grammar study in Pakistan, where he received a scholarship for ranking among the top 10 scores in the national Arabic studies board examination. Under the guidance of Dr. Abdus-Samie, founder and formal principal of Quran College in Faisalabad, Pakistan, he developed a keen methodical understanding of Arabic grammar. He further benefited from Dr. Abdus-Samie by internalizing his unique teaching methods and later translating his work into English for the benefit of his own students. Nouman currently serves as professor of Arabic at Nassau Community College and has taught Modern Standard and Classical Arabic at various venues for nearly 6 years with over 700 students. His handbook published by the Bayyinah Arabic Studies Institute for ARA-201 is also being used as a class aide at the Jaamiah-Al-Uloom Al-Islamiyyah, Institute of Islamic Education in Ajax, Canada.

Contact: http://bayyinah.com/contact-us/

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