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– J'ai acheté quelque chose chez vous la semaine passée, et je suis très déçu.

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– Ah oui ? Quel est le problème ?

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– Oui, bien, mon Blackberry (= ma framboise) ne fonctionne pas.

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– Quel est le problème, plus de jus?

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– Non, non, il est complètement gelé!

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– Oh, oui, je vois ça.

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Je vais vous dire: essayons sur Orange.

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– Il y a quelque zones noires, vous voyez...

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– Oh, monsieur, oui. Désolé pour ça.

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– Hé bien, y-a-t'il quelque chose que je puisse faire pour faire fonctionner mon Blackberry ?

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– Hmmm, cela pourrait être un problème d'application.

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Où gardez-vous ce Blackberry ?

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– Hé bien, il était sur mon bureau.

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– Mmmh, vous pourriez essayer d'utiliser une souris pour déplacer le Blackberry vers la poubelle.

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Puis, après avoir fait cela,

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vous lancez le Blackberry du bureau.

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– C'est-à-dire, j'ai déjà essayé cela quelque fois...

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Je veux dire, ça n'a fait que salir Windows (= les fenêtres)

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– Bien, cela vaut peut-être la peine d'attendre quelque semaines.

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Ils vont bientôt rentrer les derniers Blackberry.

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– Pourriez-vous me donner une date ?

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– Certainement.

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– Laissez-moi mettre cette date dans mon agenda.

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– Je peux vous aider pour autre chose?

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– Oui, oui. J'ai aussi un autre problème à vrai dire.

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avec mon Apple (= ma pomme)

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– Ohlalalala. C'est un vieil Apple, n'est-ce pas?

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– Oui. – Quand l'avez-vous acheté?

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– La semaine passée.

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– La semaine passée? Ils ont sorti deux nouveau Apple depuis!

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Quel est le problème avec lui?

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–Et bien, j'ai essayé d'y rentrer ma clé USB...

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et ça ne voulait pas rentrer.

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– Mmmh, oui...

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Et quelle taille fait votre clé USB?

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– Hé bien, je ne m'y connais pas trop,

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mais ma femme a vu quelques clés USB étant jeune...

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et elle dit qu'elle est un peu petite.

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– Bien, j'ai peur de ne pas pouvoir faire grand chose pour cela.

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Je vais vous dire: laissez-moi la booter (= démarrer).

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[bris de verre]

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Maintenant elle est crashée (= cassée).

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[rire, applaudissement]

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Puis-je vous aider pour autre chose?

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– Assez comiquement, oui.

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C'est bientôt l'anniversaire de mon petit-fils. – Oh, oui.

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– Maintenant, il a déjà un Apple et un Blackberry.

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Je veux dire, avec-vous quelque chose d'autre qu'il pourrait aimer?

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– Hé bien, nous faisons une offre spéciale sur ceux-là.

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Je veux dire, je n'y comprends rien,

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mais les enfants semblent adorer.

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– Ah oui? – "Eggs box," £3.60. (boîte à oeufs, 3.60€) [Xbox 360]

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