1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 1 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 00:00:02,53 --> 00:00:06,84 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 – J'ai acheté quelque chose chez vous la semaine passée, et je suis très déçu. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 2 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 00:00:06,84 --> 00:00:08,56 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 – Ah oui ? Quel est le problème ? 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 3 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 00:00:08,56 --> 00:00:12,08 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 – Oui, bien, mon Blackberry (= ma framboise) ne fonctionne pas. 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 4 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 00:00:12,08 --> 00:00:16,13 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 [rire, applaudissement] 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 5 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 00:00:19,46 --> 00:00:21,49 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 – Quel est le problème, plus de jus? 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 6 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 00:00:21,49 --> 00:00:23,01 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 [rire] 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 7 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 00:00:23,01 --> 00:00:26,46 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 – Non, non, il est complètement gelé! 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 8 23 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 00:00:26,46 --> 00:00:28,54 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 [tapote sur la table table] 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 33 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 9 26 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 00:00:28,54 --> 00:00:30,32 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 – Oh, oui, je vois ça. 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 10 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 00:00:30,32 --> 00:00:32,81 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Je vais vous dire: essayons sur Orange. 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 41 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 11 32 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 00:00:32,81 --> 00:00:37,24 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 [rire] 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 45 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 12 35 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 00:00:37,24 --> 00:00:39,56 36 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 – Il y a quelque zones noires, vous voyez... 37 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 13 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 00:00:39,56 --> 00:00:41,92 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 – Oh, monsieur, oui. Désolé pour ça. 40 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 14 41 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 00:00:43,28 --> 00:00:47,00 42 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 – Hé bien, y-a-t'il quelque chose que je puisse faire pour faire fonctionner mon Blackberry ? 43 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 57 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 15 44 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 00:00:47,00 --> 00:00:49,21 45 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 – Hmmm, cela pourrait être un problème d'application. 46 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 16 47 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 00:00:49,21 --> 00:00:51,38 48 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Où gardez-vous ce Blackberry ? 49 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 17 50 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 00:00:51,38 --> 00:00:53,08 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 – Hé bien, il était sur mon bureau. 52 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 69 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 18 53 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 00:00:53,08 --> 00:00:56,79 54 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 – Mmmh, vous pourriez essayer d'utiliser une souris pour déplacer le Blackberry vers la poubelle. 55 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 73 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 19 56 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 00:00:56,79 --> 00:00:58,64 57 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 [rire] 58 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 77 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 20 59 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 00:00:58,64 --> 00:01:00,07 60 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Puis, après avoir fait cela, 61 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 81 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 21 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 00:01:00,07 --> 00:01:02,48 63 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 vous lancez le Blackberry du bureau. 64 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 85 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 22 65 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 00:01:02,48 --> 00:01:05,84 66 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 [rire] 67 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 89 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 23 68 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 00:01:05,84 --> 00:01:08,54 69 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 – C'est-à-dire, j'ai déjà essayé cela quelque fois... 70 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 24 71 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 00:01:08,54 --> 00:01:10,79 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Je veux dire, ça n'a fait que salir Windows (= les fenêtres) 73 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 97 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 25 74 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 00:01:10,79 --> 00:01:12,40 75 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 [rire] 76 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 101 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 26 77 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 00:01:12,40 --> 00:01:14,40 78 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 – Bien, cela vaut peut-être la peine d'attendre quelque semaines. 79 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 105 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 27 80 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 00:01:14,40 --> 00:01:16,40 81 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Ils vont bientôt rentrer les derniers Blackberry. 82 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 109 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 28 83 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 00:01:16,40 --> 00:01:17,71 84 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 – Pourriez-vous me donner une date ? 85 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 113 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 29 86 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 00:01:17,71 --> 00:01:18,95 87 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 – Certainement. 88 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 117 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 30 89 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 00:01:18,95 --> 00:01:21,59 90 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 [rire] 91 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 121 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 31 92 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 00:01:21,59 --> 00:01:23,48 93 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 – Laissez-moi mettre cette date dans mon agenda. 94 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 125 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 32 95 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 00:01:23,48 --> 00:01:25,84 96 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 [rire] 97 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 129 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 33 98 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 00:01:25,84 --> 00:01:27,30 99 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 – Je peux vous aider pour autre chose? 100 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 133 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 34 101 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 00:01:27,30 --> 00:01:29,71 102 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 – Oui, oui. J'ai aussi un autre problème à vrai dire. 103 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 137 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 35 104 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 00:01:29,71 --> 00:01:31,89 105 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 avec mon Apple (= ma pomme) 106 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 141 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 36 107 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 00:01:31,89 --> 00:01:34,11 108 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 [rire] 109 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 145 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 37 110 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 00:01:34,11 --> 00:01:36,71 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 – Ohlalalala. C'est un vieil Apple, n'est-ce pas? 112 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 149 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 38 113 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 00:01:36,71 --> 00:01:38,40 114 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 – Oui. – Quand l'avez-vous acheté? 115 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 153 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 39 116 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 00:01:38,40 --> 00:01:39,55 117 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 – La semaine passée. 118 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 157 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 40 119 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 00:01:39,55 --> 00:01:42,31 120 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 – La semaine passée? Ils ont sorti deux nouveau Apple depuis! 121 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 161 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 41 122 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 00:01:42,31 --> 00:01:43,99 123 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 [rire] 124 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 165 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 42 125 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 00:01:43,99 --> 00:01:44,95 126 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Quel est le problème avec lui? 127 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 169 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 43 128 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 00:01:44,95 --> 00:01:47,59 129 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 –Et bien, j'ai essayé d'y rentrer ma clé USB... 130 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 173 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 44 131 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 00:01:47,59 --> 00:01:49,06 132 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 [rire] 133 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 177 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 45 134 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 00:01:49,06 --> 00:01:50,31 135 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 et ça ne voulait pas rentrer. 136 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 181 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 46 137 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 00:01:50,31 --> 00:01:52,06 138 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 – Mmmh, oui... 139 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 185 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 47 140 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 00:01:52,06 --> 00:01:56,80 141 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 [rire] 142 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 189 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 48 143 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 00:01:56,80 --> 00:01:58,80 144 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Et quelle taille fait votre clé USB? 145 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 193 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 49 146 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 00:01:58,80 --> 00:02:02,30 147 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 – Hé bien, je ne m'y connais pas trop, 148 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 197 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 50 149 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 00:02:02,30 --> 00:02:05,15 150 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 mais ma femme a vu quelques clés USB étant jeune... 151 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 201 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 51 152 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 00:02:05,15 --> 00:02:06,85 153 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 [rire] 154 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 205 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 52 155 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 00:02:06,85 --> 00:02:09,00 156 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 et elle dit qu'elle est un peu petite. 157 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 209 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 53 158 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 00:02:09,00 --> 00:02:10,82 159 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 [rire] 160 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 213 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 54 161 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 00:02:10,82 --> 00:02:13,75 162 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 – Bien, j'ai peur de ne pas pouvoir faire grand chose pour cela. 163 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 217 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 55 164 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 00:02:13,75 --> 00:02:16,87 165 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Je vais vous dire: laissez-moi la booter (= démarrer). 166 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 221 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 56 167 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 00:02:16,87 --> 00:02:19,79 168 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 [bris de verre] 169 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 225 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 57 170 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 00:02:19,79 --> 00:02:21,91 171 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Maintenant elle est crashée (= cassée). 172 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 229 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 58 173 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 00:02:21,91 --> 00:02:26,14 174 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 [rire, applaudissement] 175 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 233 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 59 176 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 00:02:26,14 --> 00:02:27,90 177 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Puis-je vous aider pour autre chose? 178 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 237 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 60 179 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 00:02:27,90 --> 00:02:29,15 180 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 – Assez comiquement, oui. 181 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 241 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 61 182 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 00:02:29,15 --> 00:02:31,74 183 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 C'est bientôt l'anniversaire de mon petit-fils. – Oh, oui. 184 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 245 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 62 185 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 00:02:31,74 --> 00:02:34,85 186 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 – Maintenant, il a déjà un Apple et un Blackberry. 187 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 249 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 63 188 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 00:02:34,85 --> 00:02:37,82 189 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Je veux dire, avec-vous quelque chose d'autre qu'il pourrait aimer? 190 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 253 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 64 191 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 00:02:37,82 --> 00:02:39,65 192 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 – Hé bien, nous faisons une offre spéciale sur ceux-là. 193 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 257 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 65 194 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 00:02:39,65 --> 00:02:41,59 195 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Je veux dire, je n'y comprends rien, 196 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 261 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 66 197 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 00:02:41,59 --> 00:02:43,08 198 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 mais les enfants semblent adorer. 199 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 265 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 67 200 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 00:02:43,08 --> 00:02:46,06 201 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 – Ah oui? – "Eggs box," £3.60. (boîte à oeufs, 3.60€) [Xbox 360] 202 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 269 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 68 203 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 00:02:46,06 --> 00:02:48,64 204 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 [rire] 205 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 273 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000