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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.59,0:00:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[mormorio indistinto]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.73,0:00:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet internet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti incontrai per la prima volta nel '92
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.86,0:00:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eri verde o nera in un visual display pieno di parole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.34,0:00:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eri gopher e FTP e usenet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.28,0:00:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi innamorai al primo istante, non lo dimenticherò
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.22,0:00:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.86,0:00:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Postai il mio primo trolling quella stessa notte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.63,0:00:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tra l'imperatore e Gandalf chi vincerebbe in una lotta?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.38,0:00:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poi trovai un fan club di Paul Weller
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.03,0:00:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E mi divertii a confonderlo con Uri Geller
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.46,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, questi cucchiai fanno schifo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.74,0:00:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.39,0:00:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono intrappolato sulla sedia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.31,0:00:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non ti lascero' mai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È una storia d'amore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.26,0:01:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.60,0:01:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E poi arrivarono le foto in rete di gatti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.44,0:01:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scaricai Mosaic e presi alcune foto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.15,0:01:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Creai la mia prima homepage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.31,0:01:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cliccando su "view source"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.02,0:01:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E smisi di andare a lezione all'università
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.99,0:01:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.35,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi sono fatto l'immagine di sfondo con scritto "Satana dentro"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho creato una maglietta con sopra lo smiley ed ero fiero di portarla
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.88,0:01:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho scaricato Doom e giocato fino ad avere le vertigini
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.60,0:01:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E ho fatto l'upload di Geocities che è un midi molto figo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.61,0:01:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet internet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.20,0:01:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono intrappolato su una sedia
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.14,0:01:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devo veramente fare la pipì
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.09,0:01:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma sono ancora seduto qui
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.16,0:01:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.24,0:02:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[musica elettronica]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.55,0:02:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E poi arrivò l'era, l'era dei meme
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.53,0:02:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La Hamster Dance e i Rick rolling,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.16,0:02:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non attraversare i ruscelli
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.03,0:02:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leakspin, lolcats e numa numa
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.64,0:02:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keyboard cat, o rly owl e William Shatner
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.71,0:02:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.56,0:02:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono intrappolato sulla sedia
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.09,0:02:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cago in un secchio
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.87,0:02:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E puzzo come un orso
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.98,0:02:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet, internet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.88,0:02:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma ora l'internet è mobile
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.74,0:02:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ce l'ho sul mio iPhone
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.47,0:02:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma rimango sulla mia sedia
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.84,0:02:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché peso 300 kili
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.15,0:02:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sedia si rompe]