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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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My name is Sadettin Kirmiziyüz.

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I am an assimilated agnostic migrant son,

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but my name, Sadettin, 
means "Joy of Faith".

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I was asked to give a short report

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on the pilgrimage to Mecca
I conducted in 2010 with my father.

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I have 18 minutes to do that.

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I will try to make it.

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I will take you through

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the rituals you perform 
during this pilgrimage.

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Where should I point?

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You apply for the Hajj with 
the Hollanda Diyanet Vakfi.

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For the Belgians: there's also
a Belgica Diyanet Vakfi,

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but I'll stick to the Dutch version.

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It is a Dutch affiliated 
department of the Turkish

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Presidency of Religious Affairs,

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founded in 1923 
after Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

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abrogated the caliphate.

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The caliphate was the islamic pope.

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You enlist here.

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You pay 3,500 euro and you get

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your airplane ticket, visum, 
4 weeks stay in a hotel

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and this

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Hajji bag.

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This is a survival kit.

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It contains all sorts of things:

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practical information, pictures, 
backgrounds, slippers,

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scentless soap, towels,

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the Ihram -- the white garment you wear

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when you are in the sacred state --

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and this prayer book.

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You keep it safe.

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You get vaccinated against malaria, 
streptococcus, diphtheria, hepatitis,

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meningitis -- hepatitis A, B, anything, polio,

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you send your vaccination passport 
and your passport

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to the Presidency of Religious Affairs

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and you're done.

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May God accept this pilgrimage
and make it easy for you.

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For muslims, the Hajj is the culmination
of their religious life.

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To celebrate this, at Schiphol airport, 
in my case,

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thousands of happy family members
say goodbye to hundreds of Hajji.

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There is a joint prayer

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to bless the journey,

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and those who stay behind 
are solemnly promised

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that they will be prayed for

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at the house of God, 
Baitullah, the Ka'aba.

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I was at Schiphol too,

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where happy family members said goodbye
to me and hundreds of Hajji.

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Next to me stood my girlfriend,

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from the Judeo-Christian civilisation.

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As we are standing there,

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the imam who will 
accompany us, starts to pray.

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I say agnostic, yes I do,

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but I understand very well
that this is a serious endeavour.

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So I raise my hands in prayer

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and realise that my girlfriend, with whom 
I have been cohabiting for 7 years,

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has never seen me praying 
in all those years.

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Painful? Maybe.

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Even more painful is the fact
that the prayer I am supposed to join in,

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is unknown to me.

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So I playback. (Laughter)

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In Istanbul we enter the state of Ihram.

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The garment is called Ihram.

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The sacred state has the same name.

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This is a Hajji looking very much like me.

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My father helped me into this.

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There is no other way 
to put on the garment.

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You can't do it alone,
you help each other.

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The belt I wear around my waist

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needed an extra hole,

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because according to my father

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I am thin because I smoke.

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So I had to pray in Mecca
for Allah to help me quit smoking.

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To which I responded,

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"Oh, yes? Do you think 
Allah will help me quit? Really?"

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He said blandly, "Of course.
If you ask him, he helps you."

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You tuck one cloth around your waist
and one over your shoulder.

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As of that moment, the restrictions
of the sacred state apply.

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The restrictions are:

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no nail cuts, no haircuts, no shaving,
no scratching wounds,

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no use of scents, no swearing,
no complaining, no fighting,

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no underwear, no killing living beings
and no sex.

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That means no talking of sex,

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no thinking of sex, (Laughter)

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for four weeks. (Laughter)

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Infringements of these restrictions 
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spiritually and materially.

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Think "small gift to the poor".

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In the plane from Istanbul to Jedda --

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I can't show you here,
but Jedda is on the West Coast,

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it says "Jiddah", near the Red See --

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in that plane there is 
another joint prayer.

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You use your folding table 
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and as of that moment 
the Talbiyah can be intoned,

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a special pilgrimage prayer.

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Labbayk, Allahumma Labbayk! 
Labbayka La Shareeka laka labbayk!

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Innal Hamda Wanni'mata. 
Laka Wal Mulka Laa Shareekalak

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No Hajji in the room?

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Freely translated, it means,

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"Here I am, God, here I am,

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as I was meant to be here.

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Thine is the honor and the glory."

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But when one Hajji intones

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this Talbiyah, the others 
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So you may happen to be on the bus

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from Jedda to Mecca,
four and a half hour through the desert,

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and you are slowly 
but soundly falling asleep,

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and the Hajji behind you may start,

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Labbayka Allhumma labbayk, 
labbayka la shareeka,

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so you join in.

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You need to get used to it,
but believe me: you get used to anything.

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Then we arrive in Mecca.

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We go straight to 
the sacred part of the city.

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You will not see Mecca itself 
during those four weeks.

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This is a replica of the Big Ben.

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They built it there.

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My father pointed out to me that it says
"Allah" in Arabic on the Big Ben.

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He thought that was very beautiful.

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You check into your hotel 
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you no longer enjoy double citizenship.

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You are no longer a Belgian Moroccan
or a Dutch Turk,

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you are simply a Moroccan or a Turk.
That's all.

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Go on.

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To the Masjid al-Haram,
the holy mosque,

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because that is where the Ka'aba is.

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By the way, Ka'aba just means "cube".

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What struck me immediately,
was its architecture,

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and I don't mean the number of minarets

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or domes, or the beauty of the ornaments,

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no, it was as if the architect 
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the suspense generated by a first look

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at the Ka'aba.

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Because first you have 
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That is a 500 to 600 meter walk.

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But you know it is there, 
the Ka'aba. You feel it.

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Outside, Hajji are praying,
in that direction.

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You get closer

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until you reach Gate 11.

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You take off your slippers, 
put them in a plastic bag,

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put the bag in your backpack

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and then -- astonishment

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because I did not feel the way
I thought I would feel.

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Not that I didn't feel anything,
no mistake.

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It was different.

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At home, in Amsterdam,

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I listened a lot to Oum Kalsoum,

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Fairuz, sufi music, Verdi's Requiem,

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I put the volume up and thought,

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yes, I will feel this, exactly this --

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but I wasn't.

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It was not what everybody said
I would feel.

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My father, on the bus 
to the Masjid al-Haram,

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"The Ka'aba is a magnet
and we are pieces of iron."

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Or my mother, who couldn't speak of it
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or my aunts, who called it
indescribable.

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But astonishment too --
because I make jokes, I laugh,

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I say 'agnostic',

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I flirt with atheism, maybe,

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but there were times when I was different.

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In every house I visited, 
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every family member had a picture --

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maybe this picture.

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I walk around, butterflies in my stomach,

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in this white speckled human hurricane,

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pumped around this black pulsating heart,

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above me the moon and the stars,

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Allah on the Big Ben,

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and I feel the moon and the stars,
God on the Big Ben,

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and that black pulsating heart.

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Here we perform the first real ritual:

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the Tawaaf, the procession.

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Like the planets around the Sun,
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so does man revolve around God.

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We go round seven times,
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We are reciting prayers 
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a prayer for every round,

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and after seven rounds
we perform a special prayer

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to close the Tawaaf. Masha Allah,
congratulations, you performed the Tawaaf.

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We go straight on.
I have 9 minutes left.

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We go to the next ritual, the Sa'i.

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The Sa'i is a hike between to hilltops,

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Seffa and Merveh, currently situated
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It is a reconstruction.
Everything is a reconstruction.

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They are enacting a big theatre play.

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It is a reconstruction of the story of
Ibrahim, Abraham, Ibrahim --

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whom God ordered to send his wife, Hagar,
and their son Ismail into the wilderness.

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They arrive at this spot, there, in Mecca.

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She understands very well
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looks for water,

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stands on the hilltop 
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because she lacks the force to carry it,

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and walks to the other hilltop.

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She arrives at a ravine 
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in order to reach the hilltop.

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So she climbs down,

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and upon arrival at the bottom,
she panics: she can't see the baby,

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so she runs to the other side, climbs up,

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looks, sees baby Ismail, 
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looks around, sees nothing, runs back,

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through the ravine again, panic again,
running to baby Ismail.

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She does this seven times.

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After seven times, 
she is about to give up,

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when she finds God hasn't forgotten her.

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An angel descends from heaven

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and kicks a hole in the ground
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From that hole, pop!
water, the Zamzam Well.

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The part with the ravine

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is now indicated with green lights.

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When pilgrims pass a green lamp,

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they are supposed to run 
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It's a reconstruction.

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The Zamzam Well still flows.

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And what did the Saudi do?
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they connected the source 
to an intricate system

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of pumps, tubes, and kettles,
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in the enormous Masjid al-Haram resort,
all day long,

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you can drink Zamzam water.
Delicious!

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We go straight on.

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We have ten days left to go to
the Masjid al-Haram, as often as possible.

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You do it at night.

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It's too hot in daytime. It's 40° Celsius.

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You rest during the day.
We go at night.

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We use the special shuttle buses

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taking us to the Masjid.

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You perform a Tawaaf, 2, 3, 4, 5,

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but most of all: you pray 
as much as possible.

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Pray, pray, pray, pray, pray.

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Not on your knees, Dear Lord Jesus,

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no, the Salat, physical exercise.

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Because one prayer in the Masjid al-Haram,
counts for a thousand.

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In the four weeks 
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I prayed 247 times, of which 120 times
in the Masjid al-Haram.

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Times thousand.

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Not bad, for an assimilated 
agnostic migrant son, isn't it?

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After ten days we go 
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Number four.

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We officially become Hajji.

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Mohamed gave his last sermon here,

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and all pilgrims present in Saudi Arabia

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gather on that plain.

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5.5 million people.

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We spend the night in tents,

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men and women separated,

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and it's hot, cramped,

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and there's an exceptional 
amount of mosquitoes.

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Which you are not allowed to kill.

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You are not allowed to complain.

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The next day, there's a prayer service
lasting 5.5 hours.

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God is honoured, praised,

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hymns are sung,

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and at the end of the prayer,
you congratulate each other:

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Masha Allah, you became Hajji.

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But we are only half way through.

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We move to number 5, Mozdalefah.

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We collect pebbles

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for what I think is 
the most spectacular part:

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the stoning of the devil.

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You collect 49 pebbles, 
each symbolizing a sin.

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A bad quality.
You will cast them off.

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The stones cannot be 
smaller than a chickpea

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nor bigger than a hazelnut.

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I had collected 49 pebbles 
and was ready, at point 5,

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to walk with my father to point 6, Mina,

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where 3 giant pillars symbolize the devil.

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We were waiting for --

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Okay. The Saudi authorities, 
for some reason,

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had decided that all 140,000 Turkish Hajji
present at the time,

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had to gather in an area that was hedged

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with fences, the standard kind

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that you see here as well.
Heras-fences, I think.

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This was -- this is about 4 meter.

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Here was a gate that was closed.

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We stood in front of that gate.

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Along the area there was a road.

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On that road there were buses
full of pilgrims from other countries.

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The road curved to the right,

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so we waited to cross the road.

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But it took a long time. 
Longer. And longer.

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It was crowded. More crowded. 
Even more crowded.

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A few hours earlier, 
we had run out of water.

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But hey, this is a test. I am zen.

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I am calm. 
I will not be upset.

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As I lower my breath,

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my father says,

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"I really don't feel like doing this, man.

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I'm not going to stand here, no way.

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This will go wrong."

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"Hey, dad, come on! We've come this far.

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Let's stone the devil together."

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"No, no, no way, no way.

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Got your phone?" "Yes, yes."

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"I will stand on a quiet spot.

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As soon as you cross that gate,
call me and we move on.

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"Fine, okay."

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He leaves the crowd
and at that moment someone faints.

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A lady. The lady had a tougher time,
they were covered.

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Someone faints over there, 
and there, and there.

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Someone yells:

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for heaven's sake, make room, 
she is dying.

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Which caused the Hajji standing there

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to yell that the damned fucking arabs
needed to open the fucking gate

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because he wanted 
value for his 3,500 euro.

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Hajji, sabr, sabr, 
what are you doing, think, think!

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A Hajji responds

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that the son-of-such-and-such-woman 
needs to shut up

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or else he'll smack 
the teeth out of his mouth.

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As of that moment, things get hazy.

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I know that suddenly 
I didn't feel the ground under my feet

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and before my mind's eye I saw images

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of '97, '98, 2000, 2001, 2004, 2006, 2008,

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of Hajji with distorted 
limbs and bloody Ihrams,

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and okay, I know I am a skinny guy,

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but I have been in a mosh pit at a concert

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so I know, mmmm!

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I was surrounded 
by Turkish aunties, this high.

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I don't know what happened to them.

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I just know that suddenly
I was at the other side

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with stuff sticking to my legs.

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Did I stand on someone? 
Did I fall? No idea.

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I can only walk, 
so that I get the fuck out ...

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I didn't think fuck! Really not!

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Run, run, run.
I ran like hell.

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Because behind me on the road
139,998 Turkish Hajji came up.

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So I ran, I took my phone

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and I swear, as if the devil had it's way,

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battery empty.

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I lose everyone, my father,

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the other Dutch Hajji,

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and I walk alone for hours, 7 kilometer,

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lost, along dusty roads,
looking for water.

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I find a fountain 
with Zamzam water, finally,

332
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I get there and think,

333
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"I've been having inappropriate thoughts.

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I will stone the devil.

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I will cast off my bad qualities --

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I have more than I can recount now,
but I have little time --

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I think, concentrate, Sadettin,

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it is still possible.

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I get a poach with the 49 stones.

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I empty it in my hand.

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From now on, never, really never --

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and then all hell breaks loose around me.

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To my left are 3 Iranian Hajji.

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Long beards, turban.

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I see slippers fly through the air.

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A crutch flies by

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and luckily, just before that,

348
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I put on my face mask.

349
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Because I start laughing out loud.

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I walk on to the hotel.

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Before I enter the hotel,

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I enter a store.

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I buy three mars bars, three snicker bars,

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one bottle of Mecca cola, 
a pack of cigarettes.

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I sit in the lobby,

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I eat the snickers, the marses,

357
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I swallow the bottle of Mecca cola,

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I light a cigarette and 
someone taps on my shoulder.

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And? How did it go, my boy?

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Was my father. All quiet and peace.

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The stoning of the Devil kicks off
the Feast of the Sacrifice.

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I say "Sacrifice". Some say "Slaughter".

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I prefer 'Feast of the Sacrifice'.

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It commemorates this scene:

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the story of Abraham 
who is again put to the test.

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God orders him to sacrifice his son.

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In the Bible it's Isaac, 
in the Quran it's Ismail.

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Let's say it's Ismail.

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But at the moment suprême, 
this moment, that is,

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an angel descends from heaven.

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It points out this ram to Abraham,

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in the lower right corner,

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with its horn entangled in the bush.

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The Feast of the Sacrifice, you might say

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commemorates the fact 
that we don't slaughter

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our children but our animals unstunned.

377
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I offered a sheep too.

378
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Really. I kept the ticket.

379
00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:54,881
Where is it? Here.
Can you see it?

380
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Sharp eyes.
It says 410, doesn't it?

381
00:17:57,765 --> 00:18:02,266
Take it.
It says 410 rial, doesn't it?

382
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Saudi currency. Divide by 5.
82 euro.

383
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82 euro to buy a sheep, 
have it slaughtered,

384
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chopped up, fly across the world,

385
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:12,382
distributed among the poor and needy.

386
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,366
I haven't seen the sheep.

387
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,381
Impossible. 5.5 million people
who all want to be there.

388
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,115
Slaughterhouses have limited capacity.

389
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That ticket is proof of the sheep

390
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:26,914
which is why I want it back.

391
00:18:26,914 --> 00:18:29,448
At the Feast of the Sacrifice 
you may shave off your hair

392
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as a sign of literal transformation.

393
00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:34,265
You leave part of yourself behind

394
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in this sacred place.

395
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Only the men shave.

396
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:42,214
5.5 million people, 60% males,
80% of whom go bald.

397
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:45,015
That means 2.4 million men.

398
00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:47,650
It happens everywhere, this going bald.

399
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,582
As a result the streets of Mecca

400
00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:53,282
are covered in men's hair for three days.

401
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:55,648
So you need to clean your slippers

402
00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:58,949
before you enter your hotel room.

403
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:05,328
This is him, Satan.

404
00:19:06,682 --> 00:19:09,915
Not really, it's a symbol.

405
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:13,181
You throw stones at it,
for three days.

406
00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:15,580
Then we pay a last visit 
to the Masjid al-Haram.

407
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,233
We perform a farewell Tawaaf.

408
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,914
This is the last thing we do in Mecca.

409
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:23,132
We go on to Medina

410
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:26,699
to visit the mosque 
and the grave of the prophet,

411
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,015
the Masjid an-Nabawi, 
the prophet's mosque,

412
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which is built around Mohammed's grave.

413
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We salute the grave.

414
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Salute. Remember, no praying at the grave,
that is not allowed.

415
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,964
It is sherk, idolatry.

416
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:43,565
No, Muhammad was a simple man, we salute.

417
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:46,582
Then you buy 7 kilos of dates,

418
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:49,548
you fill a jerry can 
with 10 liter of Zamzam water,

419
00:19:49,548 --> 00:19:52,431
you buy an alarm 
indicating the hours of prayer

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00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:55,733
and having the call to prayer 
as an alarm tone.

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You buy it for your mother.

422
00:19:57,249 --> 00:20:00,965
You get onto the plane in Medina,
stop over at Istanbul.

423
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:03,465
You land at Schiphol airport.

424
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There are thousands of happy Turks.

425
00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,164
There are flowers.

426
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,715
There is applause. Masha Allah.

427
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:13,764
You performed the Hajj.

428
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:16,931
(Applause)