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"WARNING: the following show is intended for particular viewers. 
People who're not into video games may stop watching now."

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"LIMPING DOG" STUDIO PRESENTS

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"Movie by Alexander Timchenko"

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"Medal of Returning to Castle Wolfenstein"

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"Dedicated to numerous world peace makers. 
...In every world possible."

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Hey, are you alive?

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Oh wow, Lara Croft!

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Hm. Yep.

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A real one? - Hands off!

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Who on Earth are you?

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Tim. What happened?

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What do you remember?

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Well, I was at my place, 
playing video games...

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then something glitched in my computer,

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then there was a flash, rumble,

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and darkness.

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I see.

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Yet another Kraftmaschine.

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What?

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I'll explain later.

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We need to get out of here now.

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Hold on!

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Can you tell me what's happening?

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A raid! Germans!

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Germans?

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Yes, the Nazis.

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Let's go!

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Could you finally tell me what's happening?

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What of that is unclear to you?

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What happened to me?

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Where are those Germans came from? 
And those dungeons? And you, after all?

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This is a virtual space of the computer game.

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And we, including you as well, 
are its characters.

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What?!

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And what game is this?

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Oh, something about "Wolfenstein castle"...

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Yeah, I was just starting this game 
before it all happened.

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But how did YOU manage to get here?

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Pretty much like you did.

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I was getting out of ancient temple ruins,

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and then everything started collapsing.

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There was a bright flash 
and then I passed out.

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Woke up here.

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And what's the Kraft-Maschine
you were talking about?

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It's Germans. They're doing experiments with some device 
that adjusts itself on spirituel power of ancient artifacts

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and teleports...

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Artifacts?

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Right. I had the sacred amulet 
of great goddess Ishtar with me...

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In fact, I appeared here right because of it.

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And the amulet is theirs now.

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Listen, I had no artifacts with me back then!

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Well, something must've gone wrong 
on their side then.

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Probably due to space fluctuation

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your psychosomatic matrix got overlapped 
with the game engine, and now you're here.

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But how can I get out, could you tell me?

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We have to re-adjust Kraft-Maschine for
reversing the proccess.

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But, I'm afraid, accessing 
that device is quite problematic.

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So this is your shelter?

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I can't remember this place, though I've
beaten the game multiple times.

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You had a script, while this plot
is non-linear.

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Hm, how complicated.

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Oh!

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Check out my new hat.

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You look like a German plumber.

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Yeah, sure, you Tambov Rider ass.

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By the way, how long you planned to stay here?

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I don't know.

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I need to retrieve the artifact back,

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and you're gonna help me with that.

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Why?

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Its presence in this area breaks the
balance between worlds,

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and this might cause displacement of layers
of virtual reality.

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So what then?

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Well, imagine if, let's say, The Sims will
get invaded by Operation Flashpoint guys.

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Ohohoh.

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Or, maybe, you'll suddenly morph 
into a nice zweihander+2,

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in heavy valyrian steel armor, 
against a marine with plasmagun.

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Well, yeah, game balance and stuff...

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But why me?

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Because you have no choice.

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Is such the script?

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No, it's either you help me 
or Germans will shoot you down.

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What for?!

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For being a Russian spy.

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Great...

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I'll be with you.

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Very good then.

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There is a vent shaft nearby,

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we can get into the bunker through it.

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It leads to the secret factory.

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They surely want to construct some
atrocious weapon there.

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Look:

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There - are guards' barracks.

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Manufacturing facility here,

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railroad station...

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This - is a research complex 
and factory management.

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The artifact must be somewhere there.

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And any weapons at us?

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Yes, take a look.

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Here, pick yourself something.

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Wow, a whole arsenal.

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But where from?

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Echoes of the war.

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Ready?

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Lara, you'll never get married.

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I don't like cooking.

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[Note: in the song Rammstein says that
they're not Nazis, but more left-leaning. Ironic.]

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Lara!

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Check the lockers.

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What you got there?

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A PDA.

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A very useful thing.

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"Personal data"

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"Current mission objectives"

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Tim, they're many there!

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I'm coming, I am.

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Here, press Shift when I'll jump.

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- What are we waiting for?

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- We must expel the palefaces from Indiana!

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- And then, 
all our red brothers will follow our lead!

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- We've been expelling them for so many times,
and they've been returning again...

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- And now it'll be the same.

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- ...can't wait any longer!

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"Hold F to switch Sten to MP-44"

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What's there?

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Hang on!

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I got it.

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they transfered the artifact 
to some secret lab. An X-Lab.

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Ah, I was there.

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They're too many!

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"Settings"

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"Difficulty level:"

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Whoo!

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Grrreat bang.

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Boom.

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Let's blow something else!

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There is a tunnel ahead.

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Will crumble it!

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How is it, Tim?

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Battery died.

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Let's go by feet then.

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What a nice weather today...

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Hot.

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Oh, Tim, look at those beautiful flowers!

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Wait here, i'll be right back.

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La..

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...ra!

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What a flipping fool.

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"Saves"

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"08_road"

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"Load"

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Nice weather today, isn't it, Lar?

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A common weather.

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Yeah?

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Lara, do you like flowers?

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What flowers?

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Those, right there. So beautiful.

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Don't be stupid.

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Lara, do you like sunflower seeds?

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Quiet, you!

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Oh wow.

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It'd better to have something edible inside.

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Take your gun off the safety first.

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Check the room in.

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Nobody here.

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We'll spend the night here then.

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We should check the basement for food.

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And set the fireplace up.

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I still don't get it.

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Where did all this come from?

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What?

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Those Germans, that secret factory, 
Wolfenstein in whole.

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It's a reality, but a virtual one after all.

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It doesn't actually exist!

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And where did this 
Moldavian sherry of '94 come from?

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Have you heard anything about 
mental correlation of homeostatic systems?

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Say what?

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Do you know that thoughts 
may materialize itself?

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Ah, that things will eventually happen
if I think of them hard enough?

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I don't think it's real.

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And is the sherry real?

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What's with the sherry?

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Have you thought about it today?

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Well, I've been recalling it.

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Also I've thought about Zhigulevskoe beer,
but it's not here.

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Thought about too much at once.

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You say that all this world with the sherry
is imagined by me?

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One man is not enough.

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But do you know how many of you, gamers, up there?

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What's up with that?

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People play games, that's what.

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This reality is virtual for them,

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but they live in it,

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and together they create another crazy world.

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Yeah, people must 
have forgotten Wolfenstein nowadays.

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Right, and if a game is forgotten, 
its world eventually starts disappearing.

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It stops feeding on energy from players.

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And so Germans decided to leech it 
from worlds of other games.

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That is why they need my artifact.

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So the Wolfenstein Germans 
can destroy Tomb Raider?

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Correct.

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That's bullcrap.

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But it's pretty close to their nature, though.

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Global domination, Fourth Reich, 
the usual stuff.

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Okay, we gotta go to sleep, 
tomorrow's gonna be long day.

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Yeah, we will show them space fluctuation.

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We'll be sleeping in shifts.

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How about we sleep together?

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Don't even dream about it.

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Wake me up at 3 AM.

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Okay, have a good night.

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Tim, you overslept it, you dog!

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What is it?

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We have guests, that's what!

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Well, we've got a car now.

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Why didn't you wake me up?!

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I'm, well, was correlating homeostat...

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Damn smartpants.

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Alright, let's move out of there.

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Oh, Lar, we are offered a job: 
howitzer ammo to Paderborn.

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They are paying well, shall we take it?

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Drop that, Tim, we got to reach X-Lab, now!

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Trucker my butt...

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Oh, come on!

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What is it?

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Get ready.

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Alright.

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Well, not completely.

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Was that really necessary?

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Of course!

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Barbaric.

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I'm shot!

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Any problem?

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Well, no more cheats for us.

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Your cheats are right behind you.

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We need a red key.

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There it is!

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Who was that, Tim?

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Nobody knows actually.

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But wherever he goes, troubles happen.

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Let's see. He must be went out of there.

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00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:09,880
He looked so mysterious...

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He is not a robot, you know.

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Yeah, so where to go now?

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00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:15,341
Let's follow him maybe.

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We've just got incredibly lucky.

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Our situation reminded me something.

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What exactly?

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I saw it in a movie. There was also a black guy
who preached with a pistol in his hand.

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Facking geneticists.

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Who is that paleface?

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Oberfuhrer SS Wilhelm Strasse, 
nicknamed Deathshead.

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He is in charge here.

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How do you know?

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00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:08,553
I've played this game, after all.

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Ah, right.

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He's leaving!

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One more!

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00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:33,221
Tim, what the hell were those things?

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Cacodemons.

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Demons?

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Yes, Caco-demons.

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How have they got here?

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No idea.

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Probably like we have.

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That's no good.

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Those experiments have gone too far!

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We must stop it as quick as possible!

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Yes, let's find that "Dead Head" and rip it off.

270
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,490
What is THAT?

271
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:04,367
Something where we definitely shoudln't go.

272
00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:07,734
That's where they got cacodemons from.

273
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:08,602
Have you been there?

274
00:34:08,942 --> 00:34:09,661
Yeah, happened to.

275
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:10,773
And how is it?

276
00:34:11,073 --> 00:34:11,912
Scary.

277
00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:13,861
Maybe he went that way after all?

278
00:34:13,991 --> 00:34:15,511
What is he, a madman?

279
00:34:15,671 --> 00:34:16,109
Well...

280
00:36:06,726 --> 00:36:07,678
Open up.

281
00:36:28,928 --> 00:36:30,255
Look at that!

282
00:36:44,242 --> 00:36:45,692
Sehr gut, sehr gut.

283
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:51,978
That's our man.

284
00:36:52,823 --> 00:36:53,958
A sick man.

285
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,361
Well, depends on how you see it.

286
00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:07,415
Wow, a cut-you-in-halves device.

287
00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,201
A great thing.

288
00:37:09,512 --> 00:37:11,283
Brand-new German cutter.

289
00:37:12,247 --> 00:37:13,814
The cutter is easy to avoid -

290
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:15,550
you just need to stand in front of it,

291
00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:18,194
and when it starts opening,
make a quick step forward.

292
00:37:30,774 --> 00:37:32,784
This corridor looks quite suspicious.

293
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:34,244
Yeah.

294
00:37:37,654 --> 00:37:38,322
Run!

295
00:37:47,879 --> 00:37:49,478
Holy crap!

296
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,045
What's next?

297
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:02,923
Next...

298
00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:06,671
That's what's next.

299
00:38:17,101 --> 00:38:17,977
How are you?

300
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,134
I'm fine.

301
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:24,490
Well done!

302
00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:26,675
Hey people, what the war was about?

303
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:29,589
Oh, Max! Hi!

304
00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:31,359
Tim? Hello.

305
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,274
Lara, this is my friend Max.

306
00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:35,178
Max, it's Lara Croft, you see that?

307
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,438
I see. Nice to meet you.

308
00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:39,403
Wow, everyone around know me.

309
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:41,716
Well, you're sort of a pop star.

310
00:38:41,796 --> 00:38:42,828
Where are we?

311
00:38:43,018 --> 00:38:44,849
That's, uh, Wolfenstein.

312
00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:47,467
Ah, so that's why this place
seems so familiar.

313
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:49,059
Are you lost or what?

314
00:38:49,059 --> 00:38:52,025
I can't find goddamn Delta complex here.

315
00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:53,709
We've seen the door you need.

316
00:38:53,869 --> 00:38:56,769
Go back there, then get down to the workshop,

317
00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:58,906
go past it, then turn to the right...

318
00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:01,008
and ask someone there for directions.

319
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:02,752
There is nobody to ask anymore.

320
00:39:03,086 --> 00:39:04,817
Alright, I'll find it somehow.

321
00:39:04,913 --> 00:39:06,213
And what are YOU doing here?

322
00:39:06,826 --> 00:39:08,906
We are looking for Wilhelm the "Death's Head".

323
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:13,139
Ah, the bald guy in leather threnchcoat? 
No, haven't seen him.

324
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,440
There is nobody to ask anymore as well,
I guess?

325
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,260
Well, yup.

326
00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:17,958
What's actually going on here?

327
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:22,708
Oh, you know... Germans stole 
from Lara the unbelieavably powerful artifact.

328
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,474
And want to leech all energy 
from different games with it.

329
00:39:25,474 --> 00:39:28,839
And now layers of virtual reality
started displacing.

330
00:39:29,109 --> 00:39:31,442
They even managed to bring Cacos here.

331
00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:33,750
And made a lotta space fluctuation.

332
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:35,465
Horrifying.

333
00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:37,463
Gotta save this world again.

334
00:39:37,663 --> 00:39:39,170
And as soon, as possible.

335
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,842
Yeah, do you happen to have some ammo?

336
00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:43,205
'Cause, you know...

337
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,573
No problem, Lara's really packing,
ya know.

338
00:39:46,893 --> 00:39:48,200
Stop it, Tim!

339
00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:49,530
Thanks.

340
00:39:49,775 --> 00:39:50,714
And good luck...

341
00:39:51,094 --> 00:39:52,793
In your searching for stolen stuff.

342
00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:54,588
Bye. Good luck to you too.

343
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:57,577
It was nice to meet you.

344
00:40:04,823 --> 00:40:06,378
How about a blue key?

345
00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:08,514
Let's go search for it

346
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:12,693
You sent him there, but there're lasers
and the cutter.

347
00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:14,975
Those won't harm him.

348
00:40:14,975 --> 00:40:16,022
Why so?

349
00:40:16,212 --> 00:40:17,735
He is from different game.

350
00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:20,044
He has cutters of his own, we have ours.

351
00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:20,934
How is so?

352
00:40:20,934 --> 00:40:22,313
Haven't you read Pelevin?

353
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:23,246
No.

354
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:24,475
Bad for you!

355
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:27,710
Prince of Gosplan is the best book
about video games.

356
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:36,437
Run?

357
00:41:15,156 --> 00:41:15,889
Dead end.

358
00:41:16,592 --> 00:41:17,529
No, it's not.

359
00:41:27,309 --> 00:41:28,242
You coming or not?

360
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:30,442
I am, give me a second.

361
00:43:03,371 --> 00:43:05,522
He wants to activate that thing!

362
00:44:00,462 --> 00:44:01,790
Chase him, quick!

363
00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:06,326
Lost him!

364
00:44:09,226 --> 00:44:10,745
I guess we're in trouble.

365
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:12,673
Gas!

366
00:44:22,824 --> 00:44:24,266
What's happening, Lara?

367
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,381
I think they want to poison us!

368
00:44:27,847 --> 00:44:29,304
Open up, hey!

369
00:44:31,849 --> 00:44:32,740
Nazi scum!

370
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,670
Tim...

371
00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,968
Tim, I can't...

372
00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:43,177
Lara, hold on!

373
00:44:44,364 --> 00:44:45,099
Lara!

374
00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:45,667
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...

375
00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:47,174
I mean, Tim.

376
00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:49,551
Rise and...

377
00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:51,281
...sing us something.

378
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:55,390
As always, you happened to be
in a wrong place in a wrong time.

379
00:45:55,728 --> 00:45:58,235
And now great deeds await you.

380
00:45:59,285 --> 00:46:01,071
So rise, Tim!

381
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,411
Something has to be done with this world quick.

382
00:46:12,367 --> 00:46:13,078
Uuugh...

383
00:46:13,686 --> 00:46:14,557
Hi, Lara.

384
00:46:15,254 --> 00:46:17,145
Darn, I've just had a really nutty dream.

385
00:46:17,802 --> 00:46:18,601
Where are we?

386
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:21,331
Welcome to castle Wolfenstein!

387
00:46:21,851 --> 00:46:23,342
In its dungeons, to be accurate.

388
00:46:24,402 --> 00:46:25,148
Wolfenstein?

389
00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:26,695
We got captured?

390
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,177
Woah, who's that?

391
00:46:29,377 --> 00:46:30,989
Quiet, someone is coming.

392
00:46:51,102 --> 00:46:51,830
Hold on.

393
00:46:51,972 --> 00:46:53,212
There's another one.

394
00:46:57,908 --> 00:46:58,891
Drop the gun!

395
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,144
Hands up!

396
00:47:53,984 --> 00:47:55,332
How many people are in the castle?

397
00:47:59,095 --> 00:48:00,566
Tim, put him on the table.

398
00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:01,152
Yup!

399
00:48:03,244 --> 00:48:04,257
Put the glass down.

400
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,540
You won't need it anymore.

401
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,208
You are free to go, comrade!

402
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,018
Don't move!

403
00:48:21,088 --> 00:48:22,362
Quiet, quiet, you.

404
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:24,675
Stay quiet!

405
00:48:38,028 --> 00:48:38,602
Tim!

406
00:49:01,512 --> 00:49:02,120
Tim!

407
00:49:12,899 --> 00:49:13,517
Died.

408
00:49:14,265 --> 00:49:15,494
So what were you talking about?

409
00:49:15,874 --> 00:49:18,569
Paranormal division of SS 
is being extracted.

410
00:49:18,799 --> 00:49:20,779
They depart to Tibet tomorrow.

411
00:49:20,779 --> 00:49:21,948
Death's Head is there.

412
00:49:22,478 --> 00:49:23,353
Why Tibet?

413
00:49:23,483 --> 00:49:25,272
They must be looking for Hyperborea.

414
00:49:25,412 --> 00:49:27,362
Sickos. And where do we go now?

415
00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:28,982
To the airdrome.

416
00:49:28,982 --> 00:49:31,179
We need to catch them there, let's go.

417
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:05,703
You're pretty cruel, Lara.

418
00:50:06,143 --> 00:50:07,775
Look! Our stuff!

419
00:50:22,377 --> 00:50:23,747
I'll take this one.

420
00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:29,360
Lar, someone's coming!

421
00:54:04,693 --> 00:54:05,887
What is it, Tim?

422
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:08,531
It's kinda too grim in here.

423
00:54:08,731 --> 00:54:10,670
Don't think about it, there's no time.

424
00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,867
- WELCOME TO 'QUAKE 3 ARENA'!

425
00:54:32,315 --> 00:54:33,346
What is that?

426
00:54:39,852 --> 00:54:40,852
- YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!

427
00:54:41,089 --> 00:54:41,887
Let's get out!

428
00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:43,644
It's gonna be really hard here soon!

429
00:54:58,859 --> 00:55:00,679
Where have we got ourslelves now?

430
00:55:00,709 --> 00:55:01,608
Dunno.

431
00:55:02,397 --> 00:55:04,644
But I think we need onto the other side.

432
00:55:04,896 --> 00:55:06,421
And how do we get there?

433
00:55:06,951 --> 00:55:09,249
Well, there should be some switch,

434
00:55:09,249 --> 00:55:12,707
that we need to pull 
so some bridge appeared.

435
00:55:13,017 --> 00:55:14,265
We have the switches...

436
00:55:14,705 --> 00:55:15,731
...on the other side.

437
00:55:19,328 --> 00:55:21,368
I wonder why are they there.

438
00:55:22,088 --> 00:55:23,978
Then, we should see for a button.

439
00:55:24,098 --> 00:55:25,447
Maybe behind that door?

440
00:55:25,941 --> 00:55:27,007
Let's find out.

441
00:55:45,229 --> 00:55:46,612
So we are looking for a button?

442
00:55:46,932 --> 00:55:47,848
Well, yes.

443
00:55:49,874 --> 00:55:53,180
What's wrong, Lara? Isn't that
your element?

444
00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:54,614
What do you mean?

445
00:55:54,854 --> 00:55:57,358
I mean, you explore basements
like this one really often.

446
00:55:57,818 --> 00:56:01,116
Exactly, I know such places very well.

447
00:56:01,366 --> 00:56:03,677
They're always inhabited 
by something nasty.

448
00:56:03,867 --> 00:56:08,455
Oh, every time I play Tomb Raider, you
just run through corridors completely alone.

449
00:56:08,455 --> 00:56:09,921
Don't even have anything to shoot at.

450
00:56:10,108 --> 00:56:13,955
That's because Tomb Raider is an adventure, 
not a regular pew-pew game.

451
00:56:14,065 --> 00:56:14,625
What?!

452
00:56:15,242 --> 00:56:19,418
So you see shooters as 
low-level entertainment for numbskulls?

453
00:56:19,597 --> 00:56:20,816
You said it yourself.

454
00:56:21,126 --> 00:56:22,276
And you meant it!

455
00:56:22,523 --> 00:56:24,678
Take it easy, i don't actually think so.

456
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:27,279
I also have to shoot sometimes, after all.

457
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,402
Tim, behind you!

458
00:57:55,282 --> 00:57:56,796
They're millions here, let's get out!

459
00:57:59,328 --> 00:58:00,449
Just a minute!

460
00:58:35,890 --> 00:58:36,898
What's next?

461
00:58:37,018 --> 00:58:37,850
Dunno.

462
00:59:01,197 --> 00:59:04,505
Excuse me, have you seen a white rabbit?

463
00:59:05,035 --> 00:59:09,283
The one with little red eyes, 
always looking at his watch?

464
00:59:09,693 --> 00:59:10,229
Yes.

465
00:59:10,349 --> 00:59:11,669
He also wears a vest.

466
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,646
No, we haven't.

467
00:59:15,957 --> 00:59:16,911
Too bad!

468
00:59:17,371 --> 00:59:18,881
Pardon me, I've got to go.

469
00:59:20,845 --> 00:59:21,844
Alice, wait!

470
00:59:22,314 --> 00:59:24,980
You better don't go there,
it's pretty dangerous.

471
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,230
Oh, don't worry, I can protect myself.

472
00:59:37,868 --> 00:59:40,866
Didn't you say earlier 
that everyone's got their own "cutters"?

473
00:59:41,107 --> 00:59:42,187
I did, yes.

474
00:59:42,629 --> 00:59:43,299
Still...

475
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:50,687
She'll handle them.

476
00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:52,884
Yeh, those zombies're in trouble now.

477
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:12,903
What was it?

478
01:00:13,393 --> 01:00:14,427
A fighter plane.

479
01:00:14,682 --> 01:00:16,888
Oh, look, what is it over there?

480
01:00:21,383 --> 01:00:22,322
Stay here.

481
01:00:31,343 --> 01:00:32,647
Amazing.

482
01:00:42,477 --> 01:00:44,989
You rock, Lara. Just like in circus!

483
01:00:45,255 --> 01:00:47,082
Let's keep going already.

484
01:00:57,041 --> 01:00:58,251
Locked.

485
01:01:18,484 --> 01:01:19,068
You saw that?

486
01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:20,947
I found a secret area.

487
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:22,718
It's looted already though.

488
01:01:25,470 --> 01:01:26,900
And I picked the lock open.

489
01:01:27,334 --> 01:01:28,167
Let's go!

490
01:01:33,847 --> 01:01:34,847
Laaaraaa!

491
01:01:34,978 --> 01:01:36,602
So much port wine!

492
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:39,318
Uh-huh, 
look what your port does to people.

493
01:01:52,641 --> 01:01:56,274
Lar, if I didn't know you're a lady,
I would think that you got possessed...

494
01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:58,369
I just don't like them.

495
01:03:17,779 --> 01:03:19,001
They're coming here.

496
01:05:17,549 --> 01:05:18,589
Tim, get at the wheel!

497
01:05:27,004 --> 01:05:28,440
Quick, turn around!

498
01:05:37,619 --> 01:05:39,705
Wait, stop turning around!

499
01:05:39,705 --> 01:05:40,611
To other side!

500
01:08:11,857 --> 01:08:18,156
"Mission passed!"
"Respect +"

501
01:08:51,303 --> 01:08:53,590
Listen, Lara, why are we here?

502
01:08:53,890 --> 01:08:56,368
Tomorrow we'll meet their troops 
on the airdrome.

503
01:08:56,368 --> 01:08:57,986
We've got to upgrade our car.

504
01:08:58,112 --> 01:08:59,611
And how far is the airdrome away?

505
01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:01,346
Just 2 kilometers north.

506
01:09:01,410 --> 01:09:03,063
Won't neighbors be a problem?

507
01:09:03,063 --> 01:09:04,071
What neighbours?

508
01:09:04,171 --> 01:09:06,985
All private vehicles 
are requisitioned due to war time needs.

509
01:09:07,075 --> 01:09:08,353
There is nobody than us.

510
01:09:08,776 --> 01:09:11,376
But these garages don't actually
look German.

511
01:09:11,596 --> 01:09:13,469
My neighbor has a garage just like this one.

512
01:09:13,759 --> 01:09:15,894
Tim, why do you care about that?

513
01:09:15,934 --> 01:09:18,199
We've got a place to prepare our car anyway.

514
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,302
By the way, I always wondered...

515
01:09:20,412 --> 01:09:23,231
How do you keep so much gear 
in your tiny backpack?

516
01:09:23,411 --> 01:09:26,623
There is no actual gear in there, 
but its binary code.

517
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:27,759
So?

518
01:09:28,239 --> 01:09:29,425
"So" what?

519
01:09:29,645 --> 01:09:30,749
So what then?

520
01:09:31,102 --> 01:09:34,197
I don't know how it works exactly myself.

521
01:09:34,197 --> 01:09:35,547
The Matrix things, to be brief.

522
01:09:35,747 --> 01:09:36,923
Are we starting to work or not?

523
01:09:37,113 --> 01:09:37,917
We are.

524
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:39,105
So let's go then!

525
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:43,013
"Pimp my ride"

526
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,550
Yeeeah, with such ride we'll 
give them the hell of a battle.

527
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:41,047
We'll get my artifact back and get out.

528
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:42,320
But how?

529
01:11:42,530 --> 01:11:46,567
That torturer from the dungeon said that 
they'll take the Kraftraummaschine with them.

530
01:11:46,897 --> 01:11:47,727
I see.

531
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:51,849
Listen, that means we're gonna have
our 'final level' tomorrow.

532
01:11:52,269 --> 01:11:52,859
Right.

533
01:11:53,379 --> 01:11:56,330
Which means they'll place 
against us a damn tough boss.

534
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:57,788
A Super-soldier?

535
01:11:58,358 --> 01:11:59,172
Probably.

536
01:11:59,472 --> 01:12:03,708
Anyway, it's gonna be something big, 
steely and lock'n'loaded.

537
01:12:03,858 --> 01:12:07,648
This thing shoots 12mm rounds,
it can kill airplanes.

538
01:12:07,788 --> 01:12:09,273
Oh funny will it be.

539
01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:11,657
Yes, but now we've got to go to sleep,
it's late already.

540
01:12:11,937 --> 01:12:12,614
But where?

541
01:12:13,072 --> 01:12:14,873
I'll be sleeping upstairs, there is a sofa.

542
01:12:15,023 --> 01:12:16,822
Maybe it'll fit both of us?

543
01:12:16,962 --> 01:12:19,403
Nope, spend it in the car.

544
01:12:19,523 --> 01:12:21,864
Just don't correlate here anything.

545
01:12:25,064 --> 01:12:27,302
Good night, lady Croft.

546
01:14:37,513 --> 01:14:38,404
Is this it?

547
01:14:38,624 --> 01:14:39,178
Yes.

548
01:14:39,608 --> 01:14:42,615
The sacred pentacle of great Ishtar.

549
01:14:43,013 --> 01:14:46,546
This artifact contains huge magical power.

550
01:14:46,886 --> 01:14:47,581
Gold?

551
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,200
No, it's Sumerian bronze.

552
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,168
That must be around 6 kilograms.

553
01:14:52,807 --> 01:14:54,052
Oh, look!

554
01:14:59,982 --> 01:15:01,183
Into the car, quick!

555
01:15:24,779 --> 01:15:26,077
There's more of them!

556
01:16:00,128 --> 01:16:00,798
You OK?

557
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,245
Our guns are nothing to it!

558
01:16:10,221 --> 01:16:11,574
Here, try this one.

559
01:16:12,172 --> 01:16:15,453
Lara! You're the best! It's like a dream!

560
01:16:18,803 --> 01:16:20,426
Hey, you've got the artifact.

561
01:16:20,546 --> 01:16:22,764
Cast something, and I'll cover you.

562
01:16:22,964 --> 01:16:25,773
I don't know what spells can it do!

563
01:16:25,963 --> 01:16:28,016
Well, try turning that thing into a rock.

564
01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,535
- YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!

565
01:16:43,379 --> 01:16:44,129
- EXCELLENT!

566
01:16:47,886 --> 01:16:49,296
- HOLY SHIT!

567
01:16:54,393 --> 01:16:55,854
Tim, it's not working!

568
01:16:56,014 --> 01:16:57,346
Put it into sunlight.

569
01:16:57,437 --> 01:16:58,187
And speak louder!

570
01:17:17,739 --> 01:17:19,277
Well, that will do.

571
01:17:19,721 --> 01:17:21,041
What is this shit, Lara?

572
01:17:21,321 --> 01:17:24,944
That's not shit, 
it's great Babylonian sacral stone.

573
01:17:24,984 --> 01:17:26,975
The goddess punishes sinners with it.

574
01:17:27,365 --> 01:17:29,021
And also they were 
noticed in Indiana Jones.

575
01:17:29,301 --> 01:17:29,915
Where?!

576
01:17:30,675 --> 01:17:32,663
Eh, nevermind. We did it!

577
01:17:32,943 --> 01:17:34,398
Yes, we did.

578
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,622
Now we've got to find the teleport.

579
01:17:36,752 --> 01:17:38,066
It must be in that hangar.

580
01:17:39,036 --> 01:17:41,388
Yet I've got a feeling that
we forgot something.

581
01:17:41,388 --> 01:17:42,332
What is it?

582
01:17:42,822 --> 01:17:47,407
In the end of every decent journey, 
there is always a case with money appears.

583
01:17:47,407 --> 01:17:50,551
And what will we do with Reichsmarks? 
Emigrate to Argentina?

584
01:17:50,641 --> 01:17:53,697
In decent journey, 
there should be decent cash.

585
01:17:54,257 --> 01:17:55,904
Tim, you're so childish!

586
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:57,922
Just you wait for a sec, look over there!

587
01:18:00,115 --> 01:18:01,774
So what did I just say?

588
01:18:01,774 --> 01:18:02,813
Give me a 'nade.

589
01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:03,624
Are you crazy?

590
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:04,811
Don't you worry.

591
01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:05,841
Hold it.

592
01:18:22,101 --> 01:18:23,416
Don't you feel sorry for him?

593
01:18:23,695 --> 01:18:25,623
He has't done anything bad to us.

594
01:18:25,983 --> 01:18:27,458
That's not for sure yet.

595
01:18:27,788 --> 01:18:32,187
I know a nuclear physicist, who
had a really bad time because of him.

596
01:18:32,322 --> 01:18:34,754
So let him rest here. For a while.

597
01:18:34,865 --> 01:18:36,154
Until we get out.

598
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:40,257
What is this?

599
01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:41,628
Dollars.

600
01:18:41,698 --> 01:18:43,044
Nigerian dollars.

601
01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:45,212
Decent journey his ass.

602
01:18:45,402 --> 01:18:46,722
What to do with these?

603
01:18:47,372 --> 01:18:49,506
Have a vacation in Nigeria, that's what.

604
01:18:49,606 --> 01:18:50,861
Exchange them to proper dollars there...

605
01:18:50,861 --> 01:18:52,099
We've got a lot anyway.

606
01:18:52,386 --> 01:18:54,016
Look, here's someone else.

607
01:18:59,187 --> 01:19:00,725
Where are these guys from?

608
01:19:00,815 --> 01:19:02,287
I have no idea.

609
01:19:02,467 --> 01:19:03,884
Hopefully they aren't for the cash.

610
01:19:03,904 --> 01:19:05,091
Just smile.

611
01:19:05,398 --> 01:19:06,437
H-hello!..

612
01:19:09,143 --> 01:19:10,297
Sergeant O'Connel.

613
01:19:10,297 --> 01:19:11,695
101st parachute division.

614
01:19:11,955 --> 01:19:14,000
We're looking for our men after landing.

615
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,252
Have you seen anyone around here?

616
01:19:15,672 --> 01:19:16,454
No.

617
01:19:17,084 --> 01:19:18,597
And whose work is THAT?

618
01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:19,657
Dunno.

619
01:19:19,757 --> 01:19:20,885
We're archeologists -

620
01:19:20,885 --> 01:19:22,264
she is English, I'm Russian.

621
01:19:22,264 --> 01:19:23,279
Allies?

622
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:25,205
Well, take care.

623
01:19:25,205 --> 01:19:26,792
These places are still full of Jerries.

624
01:19:27,419 --> 01:19:28,958
OK, guys, moving on!

625
01:19:31,145 --> 01:19:32,668
Did you understand any of this?

626
01:19:32,668 --> 01:19:36,502
I think we're observing the displacement
of layers of virtual reality.

627
01:19:36,832 --> 01:19:37,854
Well played.

628
01:19:37,954 --> 01:19:38,916
We must get out.

629
01:19:39,406 --> 01:19:42,004
Yes, there's somebody to
look after this place now.

630
01:19:49,963 --> 01:19:51,055
Is this the teleport?

631
01:19:51,055 --> 01:19:51,474
Yes.

632
01:19:51,814 --> 01:19:53,233
Der Kraftraummaschine.

633
01:19:53,233 --> 01:19:54,533
Do you know how it works?

634
01:19:54,533 --> 01:19:55,492
Let's find out.

635
01:20:13,037 --> 01:20:14,245
Just set it to Nigeria.

636
01:20:14,342 --> 01:20:16,521
You and your Nigeria can wait!

637
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,097
Hey, what's that for?

638
01:20:34,237 --> 01:20:37,364
It's going to blow up in a minute
after we leave.

639
01:20:38,384 --> 01:20:40,164
And what if something'll go wrong?

640
01:20:41,834 --> 01:20:43,238
Everything'll be fine.

641
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:26,606
What happened, Lara?

642
01:21:26,926 --> 01:21:28,822
Something went wrong...

643
01:21:35,051 --> 01:21:38,672
LAAAAARAAAAA!

644
01:21:54,206 --> 01:22:00,588
"Voice actors: Alexander Timchenko - Tim, sadist doctor;
Yelena Timchenko - Lara; Maxim Mamonov - Max;
Yury Kovalevich - Death's Head..."

645
01:22:00,613 --> 01:22:05,373
"...Valery Maksakov - sgt. O'Connel;
Dina Olenevich - Alice; Alexey Shevchenko, 
Yury Mosintsev & Vladimir Shestopalov - various Germans"

646
01:22:06,999 --> 01:22:13,624
"And, what's typical, nobody among them
was a professional voice actor. They're talented
in other fields of human activity, so don't be too severe..."

647
01:22:13,814 --> 01:22:21,639
"Direction, script, models, animation
and other CG, SFX: Alexander Timchenko"

648
01:22:21,639 --> 01:22:27,072
"The following software
was used during film creation: ..."

649
01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:30,606
"This film uses textures and sounds
from the following PC games: ..."

650
01:22:30,606 --> 01:22:39,086
"Music: ...DK - I don't love you, [...],
Umka and Br° - Hitch-hiking blues, some GTA 3 song,
Jan Ku - No one's gonna stop me,..."

651
01:22:39,086 --> 01:22:41,386
"...Dolphin - The spring, [...], 
Bondzinsky - Discipline..."

652
01:22:41,771 --> 01:22:50,038
"Well, it was very interesting and fun to mess around with this. 
Thanks to everyone who waited for its release..."

653
01:22:50,038 --> 01:22:55,918
"Particular thanks to Max Mamonov, Yury Kovalevich 
and Alexey Timchenko for periodical stimulating 
and motivating the process persuasively. That's all."

654
01:22:55,918 --> 01:23:00,437
[Captioned by Lgs_pro, aka Legooos,
corrected by Arch-Pig743]

655
01:23:00,437 --> 01:23:09,454
(c) 2011 "Limping dog", timmm3@yandex.ru