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"WARNING: the following show is intended for particular viewers. [br]People who're not into video games may stop watching now."

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"LIMPING DOG" STUDIO PRESENTS

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"Movie by Alexander Timchenko"

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"Medal of Returning to Castle Wolfenstein"

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"Dedicated to numerous world peace makers. [br]...In every world possible."

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Hey, are you alive?

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Oh wow, Lara Croft!

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Hm. Yep.

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A real one? - Hands off!

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Who on Earth are you?

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Tim. What happened?

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What do you remember?

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Well, I was at my place, [br]playing video games...

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then something glitched in my computer,

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then there was a flash, rumble,

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and darkness.

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I see.

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Yet another Kraftmaschine.

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What?

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I'll explain later.

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We need to get out of here now.

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Hold on!

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Can you tell me what's happening?

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A raid! Germans!

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Germans?

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Yes, the Nazis.

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Let's go!

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Could you finally tell me what's happening?

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What of that is unclear to you?

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What happened to me?

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Where are those Germans came from? [br]And those dungeons? And you, after all?

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This is a virtual space of the computer game.

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And we, including you as well, [br]are its characters.

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What?!

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And what game is this?

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Oh, something about "Wolfenstein castle"...

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Yeah, I was just starting this game [br]before it all happened.

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But how did YOU manage to get here?

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Pretty much like you did.

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I was getting out of ancient temple ruins,

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and then everything started collapsing.

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There was a bright flash [br]and then I passed out.

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Woke up here.

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And what's the Kraft-Maschine[br]you were talking about?

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It's Germans. They're doing experiments with some device [br]that adjusts itself on spirituel power of ancient artifacts

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and teleports...

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Artifacts?

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Right. I had the sacred amulet [br]of great goddess Ishtar with me...

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In fact, I appeared here right because of it.

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And the amulet is theirs now.

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Listen, I had no artifacts with me back then!

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Well, something must've gone wrong [br]on their side then.

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Probably due to space fluctuation

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your psychosomatic matrix got overlapped [br]with the game engine, and now you're here.

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But how can I get out, could you tell me?

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We have to re-adjust Kraft-Maschine for[br]reversing the proccess.

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But, I'm afraid, accessing [br]that device is quite problematic.

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So this is your shelter?

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I can't remember this place, though I've[br]beaten the game multiple times.

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You had a script, while this plot[br]is non-linear.

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Hm, how complicated.

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Oh!

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Check out my new hat.

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You look like a German plumber.

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Yeah, sure, you Tambov Rider ass.

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By the way, how long you planned to stay here?

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I don't know.

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I need to retrieve the artifact back,

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and you're gonna help me with that.

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Why?

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Its presence in this area breaks the[br]balance between worlds,

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and this might cause displacement of layers[br]of virtual reality.

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So what then?

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Well, imagine if, let's say, The Sims will[br]get invaded by Operation Flashpoint guys.

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Ohohoh.

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Or, maybe, you'll suddenly morph [br]into a nice zweihander+2,

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in heavy valyrian steel armor, [br]against a marine with plasmagun.

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Well, yeah, game balance and stuff...

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But why me?

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Because you have no choice.

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Is such the script?

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No, it's either you help me [br]or Germans will shoot you down.

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What for?!

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For being a Russian spy.

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Great...

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I'll be with you.

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Very good then.

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There is a vent shaft nearby,

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we can get into the bunker through it.

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It leads to the secret factory.

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They surely want to construct some[br]atrocious weapon there.

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Look:

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There - are guards' barracks.

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Manufacturing facility here,

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railroad station...

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This - is a research complex [br]and factory management.

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The artifact must be somewhere there.

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And any weapons at us?

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Yes, take a look.

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Here, pick yourself something.

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Wow, a whole arsenal.

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But where from?

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Echoes of the war.

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Ready?

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Lara, you'll never get married.

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I don't like cooking.

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[Note: in the song Rammstein says that[br]they're not Nazis, but more left-leaning. Ironic.]

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Lara!

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Check the lockers.

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What you got there?

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A PDA.

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A very useful thing.

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"Personal data"

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"Current mission objectives"

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Tim, they're many there!

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I'm coming, I am.

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Here, press Shift when I'll jump.

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- What are we waiting for?

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- We must expel the palefaces from Indiana!

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- And then, [br]all our red brothers will follow our lead!

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- We've been expelling them for so many times,[br]and they've been returning again...

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- And now it'll be the same.

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- ...can't wait any longer!

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"Hold F to switch Sten to MP-44"

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What's there?

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Hang on!

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I got it.

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they transfered the artifact [br]to some secret lab. An X-Lab.

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Ah, I was there.

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They're too many!

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"Settings"

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"Difficulty level:"

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Whoo!

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Grrreat bang.

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Boom.

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Let's blow something else!

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There is a tunnel ahead.

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Will crumble it!

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How is it, Tim?

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Battery died.

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Let's go by feet then.

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What a nice weather today...

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Hot.

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Oh, Tim, look at those beautiful flowers!

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Wait here, i'll be right back.

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La..

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...ra!

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What a flipping fool.

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"Saves"

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"08_road"

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"Load"

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Nice weather today, isn't it, Lar?

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A common weather.

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Yeah?

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Lara, do you like flowers?

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What flowers?

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Those, right there. So beautiful.

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Don't be stupid.

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Lara, do you like sunflower seeds?

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Quiet, you!

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Oh wow.

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It'd better to have something edible inside.

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Take your gun off the safety first.

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Check the room in.

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Nobody here.

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We'll spend the night here then.

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We should check the basement for food.

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And set the fireplace up.

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I still don't get it.

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Where did all this come from?

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What?

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Those Germans, that secret factory, [br]Wolfenstein in whole.

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It's a reality, but a virtual one after all.

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It doesn't actually exist!

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And where did this [br]Moldavian sherry of '94 come from?

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Have you heard anything about [br]mental correlation of homeostatic systems?

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Say what?

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Do you know that thoughts [br]may materialize itself?

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Ah, that things will eventually happen[br]if I think of them hard enough?

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I don't think it's real.

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And is the sherry real?

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What's with the sherry?

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Have you thought about it today?

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Well, I've been recalling it.

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Also I've thought about Zhigulevskoe beer,[br]but it's not here.

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Thought about too much at once.

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You say that all this world with the sherry[br]is imagined by me?

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One man is not enough.

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But do you know how many of you, gamers, up there?

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What's up with that?

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People play games, that's what.

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This reality is virtual for them,

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but they live in it,

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and together they create another crazy world.

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Yeah, people must [br]have forgotten Wolfenstein nowadays.

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Right, and if a game is forgotten, [br]its world eventually starts disappearing.

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It stops feeding on energy from players.

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And so Germans decided to leech it [br]from worlds of other games.

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That is why they need my artifact.

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So the Wolfenstein Germans [br]can destroy Tomb Raider?

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Correct.

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That's bullcrap.

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But it's pretty close to their nature, though.

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Global domination, Fourth Reich, [br]the usual stuff.

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Okay, we gotta go to sleep, [br]tomorrow's gonna be long day.

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Yeah, we will show them space fluctuation.

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We'll be sleeping in shifts.

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How about we sleep together?

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Don't even dream about it.

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Wake me up at 3 AM.

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Okay, have a good night.

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Tim, you overslept it, you dog!

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What is it?

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We have guests, that's what!

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Well, we've got a car now.

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Why didn't you wake me up?!

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I'm, well, was correlating homeostat...

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Damn smartpants.

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Alright, let's move out of there.

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Oh, Lar, we are offered a job: [br]howitzer ammo to Paderborn.

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They are paying well, shall we take it?

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Drop that, Tim, we got to reach X-Lab, now!

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Trucker my butt...

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Oh, come on!

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What is it?

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Get ready.

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Alright.

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Well, not completely.

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Was that really necessary?

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Of course!

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Barbaric.

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I'm shot!

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Any problem?

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Well, no more cheats for us.

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Your cheats are right behind you.

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We need a red key.

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There it is!

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Who was that, Tim?

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Nobody knows actually.

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But wherever he goes, troubles happen.

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Let's see. He must be went out of there.

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He looked so mysterious...

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He is not a robot, you know.

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Yeah, so where to go now?

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Let's follow him maybe.

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We've just got incredibly lucky.

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Our situation reminded me something.

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What exactly?

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I saw it in a movie. There was also a black guy[br]who preached with a pistol in his hand.

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Facking geneticists.

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Who is that paleface?

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Oberfuhrer SS Wilhelm Strasse, [br]nicknamed Deathshead.

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He is in charge here.

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How do you know?

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I've played this game, after all.

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Ah, right.

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He's leaving!

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One more!

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Tim, what the hell were those things?

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Cacodemons.

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Demons?

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Yes, Caco-demons.

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How have they got here?

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No idea.

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Probably like we have.

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That's no good.

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Those experiments have gone too far!

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We must stop it as quick as possible!

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Yes, let's find that "Dead Head" and rip it off.

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What is THAT?

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Something where we definitely shoudln't go.

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That's where they got cacodemons from.

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Have you been there?

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Yeah, happened to.

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And how is it?

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Scary.

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Maybe he went that way after all?

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What is he, a madman?

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Well...

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Open up.

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Look at that!

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Sehr gut, sehr gut.

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That's our man.

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A sick man.

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Well, depends on how you see it.

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Wow, a cut-you-in-halves device.

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A great thing.

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Brand-new German cutter.

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The cutter is easy to avoid -

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you just need to stand in front of it,

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and when it starts opening,[br]make a quick step forward.

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This corridor looks quite suspicious.

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Yeah.

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Run!

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Holy crap!

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What's next?

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Next...

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That's what's next.

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How are you?

0:38:18.400,0:38:19.134
I'm fine.

0:38:23.318,0:38:24.490
Well done!

0:38:24.910,0:38:26.675
Hey people, what the war was about?

0:38:27.605,0:38:29.589
Oh, Max! Hi!

0:38:29.759,0:38:31.359
Tim? Hello.

0:38:31.809,0:38:33.274
Lara, this is my friend Max.

0:38:33.274,0:38:35.178
Max, it's Lara Croft, you see that?

0:38:35.604,0:38:37.438
I see. Nice to meet you.

0:38:37.542,0:38:39.403
Wow, everyone around know me.

0:38:39.633,0:38:41.716
Well, you're sort of a pop star.

0:38:41.796,0:38:42.828
Where are we?

0:38:43.018,0:38:44.849
That's, uh, Wolfenstein.

0:38:44.939,0:38:47.467
Ah, so that's why this place[br]seems so familiar.

0:38:47.667,0:38:49.059
Are you lost or what?

0:38:49.059,0:38:52.025
I can't find goddamn Delta complex here.

0:38:52.175,0:38:53.709
We've seen the door you need.

0:38:53.869,0:38:56.769
Go back there, then get down to the workshop,

0:38:56.769,0:38:58.906
go past it, then turn to the right...

0:38:59.412,0:39:01.008
and ask someone there for directions.

0:39:01.142,0:39:02.752
There is nobody to ask anymore.

0:39:03.086,0:39:04.817
Alright, I'll find it somehow.

0:39:04.913,0:39:06.213
And what are YOU doing here?

0:39:06.826,0:39:08.906
We are looking for Wilhelm the "Death's Head".

0:39:09.096,0:39:13.139
Ah, the bald guy in leather threnchcoat? [br]No, haven't seen him.

0:39:13.309,0:39:15.440
There is nobody to ask anymore as well,[br]I guess?

0:39:15.440,0:39:16.260
Well, yup.

0:39:16.470,0:39:17.958
What's actually going on here?

0:39:17.958,0:39:22.708
Oh, you know... Germans stole [br]from Lara the unbelieavably powerful artifact.

0:39:22.708,0:39:25.474
And want to leech all energy [br]from different games with it.

0:39:25.474,0:39:28.839
And now layers of virtual reality[br]started displacing.

0:39:29.109,0:39:31.442
They even managed to bring Cacos here.

0:39:31.442,0:39:33.750
And made a lotta space fluctuation.

0:39:34.420,0:39:35.465
Horrifying.

0:39:35.565,0:39:37.463
Gotta save this world again.

0:39:37.663,0:39:39.170
And as soon, as possible.

0:39:39.560,0:39:41.842
Yeah, do you happen to have some ammo?

0:39:41.842,0:39:43.205
'Cause, you know...

0:39:43.560,0:39:46.573
No problem, Lara's really packing,[br]ya know.

0:39:46.893,0:39:48.200
Stop it, Tim!

0:39:48.633,0:39:49.530
Thanks.

0:39:49.775,0:39:50.714
And good luck...

0:39:51.094,0:39:52.793
In your searching for stolen stuff.

0:39:52.793,0:39:54.588
Bye. Good luck to you too.

0:39:54.900,0:39:57.577
It was nice to meet you.

0:40:04.823,0:40:06.378
How about a blue key?

0:40:07.126,0:40:08.514
Let's go search for it

0:40:10.044,0:40:12.693
You sent him there, but there're lasers[br]and the cutter.

0:40:13.372,0:40:14.975
Those won't harm him.

0:40:14.975,0:40:16.022
Why so?

0:40:16.212,0:40:17.735
He is from different game.

0:40:17.825,0:40:20.044
He has cutters of his own, we have ours.

0:40:20.044,0:40:20.934
How is so?

0:40:20.934,0:40:22.313
Haven't you read Pelevin?

0:40:22.543,0:40:23.246
No.

0:40:23.505,0:40:24.475
Bad for you!

0:40:24.506,0:40:27.710
Prince of Gosplan is the best book[br]about video games.

0:40:35.694,0:40:36.437
Run?

0:41:15.156,0:41:15.889
Dead end.

0:41:16.592,0:41:17.529
No, it's not.

0:41:27.309,0:41:28.242
You coming or not?

0:41:29.321,0:41:30.442
I am, give me a second.

0:43:03.371,0:43:05.522
He wants to activate that thing!

0:44:00.462,0:44:01.790
Chase him, quick!

0:44:05.561,0:44:06.326
Lost him!

0:44:09.226,0:44:10.745
I guess we're in trouble.

0:44:11.899,0:44:12.673
Gas!

0:44:22.824,0:44:24.266
What's happening, Lara?

0:44:24.462,0:44:26.381
I think they want to poison us!

0:44:27.847,0:44:29.304
Open up, hey!

0:44:31.849,0:44:32.740
Nazi scum!

0:44:35.120,0:44:35.670
Tim...

0:44:38.303,0:44:39.968
Tim, I can't...

0:44:42.097,0:44:43.177
Lara, hold on!

0:44:44.364,0:44:45.099
Lara!

0:45:42.701,0:45:45.667
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...

0:45:45.847,0:45:47.174
I mean, Tim.

0:45:47.997,0:45:49.551
Rise and...

0:45:49.551,0:45:51.281
...sing us something.

0:45:51.792,0:45:55.390
As always, you happened to be[br]in a wrong place in a wrong time.

0:45:55.728,0:45:58.235
And now great deeds await you.

0:45:59.285,0:46:01.071
So rise, Tim!

0:46:01.360,0:46:04.411
Something has to be done with this world quick.

0:46:12.367,0:46:13.078
Uuugh...

0:46:13.686,0:46:14.557
Hi, Lara.

0:46:15.254,0:46:17.145
Darn, I've just had a really nutty dream.

0:46:17.802,0:46:18.601
Where are we?

0:46:19.144,0:46:21.331
Welcome to castle Wolfenstein!

0:46:21.851,0:46:23.342
In its dungeons, to be accurate.

0:46:24.402,0:46:25.148
Wolfenstein?

0:46:25.418,0:46:26.695
We got captured?

0:46:28.318,0:46:29.177
Woah, who's that?

0:46:29.377,0:46:30.989
Quiet, someone is coming.

0:46:51.102,0:46:51.830
Hold on.

0:46:51.972,0:46:53.212
There's another one.

0:46:57.908,0:46:58.891
Drop the gun!

0:47:51.400,0:47:52.144
Hands up!

0:47:53.984,0:47:55.332
How many people are in the castle?

0:47:59.095,0:48:00.566
Tim, put him on the table.

0:48:00.648,0:48:01.152
Yup!

0:48:03.244,0:48:04.257
Put the glass down.

0:48:04.257,0:48:05.540
You won't need it anymore.

0:48:09.480,0:48:11.208
You are free to go, comrade!

0:48:19.130,0:48:20.018
Don't move!

0:48:21.088,0:48:22.362
Quiet, quiet, you.

0:48:23.726,0:48:24.675
Stay quiet!

0:48:38.028,0:48:38.602
Tim!

0:49:01.512,0:49:02.120
Tim!

0:49:12.899,0:49:13.517
Died.

0:49:14.265,0:49:15.494
So what were you talking about?

0:49:15.874,0:49:18.569
Paranormal division of SS [br]is being extracted.

0:49:18.799,0:49:20.779
They depart to Tibet tomorrow.

0:49:20.779,0:49:21.948
Death's Head is there.

0:49:22.478,0:49:23.353
Why Tibet?

0:49:23.483,0:49:25.272
They must be looking for Hyperborea.

0:49:25.412,0:49:27.362
Sickos. And where do we go now?

0:49:28.052,0:49:28.982
To the airdrome.

0:49:28.982,0:49:31.179
We need to catch them there, let's go.

0:50:04.540,0:50:05.703
You're pretty cruel, Lara.

0:50:06.143,0:50:07.775
Look! Our stuff!

0:50:22.377,0:50:23.747
I'll take this one.

0:50:28.295,0:50:29.360
Lar, someone's coming!

0:54:04.693,0:54:05.887
What is it, Tim?

0:54:06.677,0:54:08.531
It's kinda too grim in here.

0:54:08.731,0:54:10.670
Don't think about it, there's no time.

0:54:23.677,0:54:25.867
- WELCOME TO 'QUAKE 3 ARENA'!

0:54:32.315,0:54:33.346
What is that?

0:54:39.852,0:54:40.852
- YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!

0:54:41.089,0:54:41.887
Let's get out!

0:54:42.117,0:54:43.644
It's gonna be really hard here soon!

0:54:58.859,0:55:00.679
Where have we got ourslelves now?

0:55:00.709,0:55:01.608
Dunno.

0:55:02.397,0:55:04.644
But I think we need onto the other side.

0:55:04.896,0:55:06.421
And how do we get there?

0:55:06.951,0:55:09.249
Well, there should be some switch,

0:55:09.249,0:55:12.707
that we need to pull [br]so some bridge appeared.

0:55:13.017,0:55:14.265
We have the switches...

0:55:14.705,0:55:15.731
...on the other side.

0:55:19.328,0:55:21.368
I wonder why are they there.

0:55:22.088,0:55:23.978
Then, we should see for a button.

0:55:24.098,0:55:25.447
Maybe behind that door?

0:55:25.941,0:55:27.007
Let's find out.

0:55:45.229,0:55:46.612
So we are looking for a button?

0:55:46.932,0:55:47.848
Well, yes.

0:55:49.874,0:55:53.180
What's wrong, Lara? Isn't that[br]your element?

0:55:53.830,0:55:54.614
What do you mean?

0:55:54.854,0:55:57.358
I mean, you explore basements[br]like this one really often.

0:55:57.818,0:56:01.116
Exactly, I know such places very well.

0:56:01.366,0:56:03.677
They're always inhabited [br]by something nasty.

0:56:03.867,0:56:08.455
Oh, every time I play Tomb Raider, you[br]just run through corridors completely alone.

0:56:08.455,0:56:09.921
Don't even have anything to shoot at.

0:56:10.108,0:56:13.955
That's because Tomb Raider is an adventure, [br]not a regular pew-pew game.

0:56:14.065,0:56:14.625
What?!

0:56:15.242,0:56:19.418
So you see shooters as [br]low-level entertainment for numbskulls?

0:56:19.597,0:56:20.816
You said it yourself.

0:56:21.126,0:56:22.276
And you meant it!

0:56:22.523,0:56:24.678
Take it easy, i don't actually think so.

0:56:24.798,0:56:27.279
I also have to shoot sometimes, after all.

0:57:47.380,0:57:48.402
Tim, behind you!

0:57:55.282,0:57:56.796
They're millions here, let's get out!

0:57:59.328,0:58:00.449
Just a minute!

0:58:35.890,0:58:36.898
What's next?

0:58:37.018,0:58:37.850
Dunno.

0:59:01.197,0:59:04.505
Excuse me, have you seen a white rabbit?

0:59:05.035,0:59:09.283
The one with little red eyes, [br]always looking at his watch?

0:59:09.693,0:59:10.229
Yes.

0:59:10.349,0:59:11.669
He also wears a vest.

0:59:14.200,0:59:15.646
No, we haven't.

0:59:15.957,0:59:16.911
Too bad!

0:59:17.371,0:59:18.881
Pardon me, I've got to go.

0:59:20.845,0:59:21.844
Alice, wait!

0:59:22.314,0:59:24.980
You better don't go there,[br]it's pretty dangerous.

0:59:26.000,0:59:29.230
Oh, don't worry, I can protect myself.

0:59:37.868,0:59:40.866
Didn't you say earlier [br]that everyone's got their own "cutters"?

0:59:41.107,0:59:42.187
I did, yes.

0:59:42.629,0:59:43.299
Still...

0:59:49.083,0:59:50.687
She'll handle them.

0:59:50.867,0:59:52.884
Yeh, those zombies're in trouble now.

1:00:11.620,1:00:12.903
What was it?

1:00:13.393,1:00:14.427
A fighter plane.

1:00:14.682,1:00:16.888
Oh, look, what is it over there?

1:00:21.383,1:00:22.322
Stay here.

1:00:31.343,1:00:32.647
Amazing.

1:00:42.477,1:00:44.989
You rock, Lara. Just like in circus!

1:00:45.255,1:00:47.082
Let's keep going already.

1:00:57.041,1:00:58.251
Locked.

1:01:18.484,1:01:19.068
You saw that?

1:01:19.308,1:01:20.947
I found a secret area.

1:01:21.270,1:01:22.718
It's looted already though.

1:01:25.470,1:01:26.900
And I picked the lock open.

1:01:27.334,1:01:28.167
Let's go!

1:01:33.847,1:01:34.847
Laaaraaa!

1:01:34.978,1:01:36.602
So much port wine!

1:01:36.902,1:01:39.318
Uh-huh, [br]look what your port does to people.

1:01:52.641,1:01:56.274
Lar, if I didn't know you're a lady,[br]I would think that you got possessed...

1:01:56.660,1:01:58.369
I just don't like them.

1:03:17.779,1:03:19.001
They're coming here.

1:05:17.549,1:05:18.589
Tim, get at the wheel!

1:05:27.004,1:05:28.440
Quick, turn around!

1:05:37.619,1:05:39.705
Wait, stop turning around!

1:05:39.705,1:05:40.611
To other side!

1:08:11.857,1:08:18.156
"Mission passed!"[br]"Respect +"

1:08:51.303,1:08:53.590
Listen, Lara, why are we here?

1:08:53.890,1:08:56.368
Tomorrow we'll meet their troops [br]on the airdrome.

1:08:56.368,1:08:57.986
We've got to upgrade our car.

1:08:58.112,1:08:59.611
And how far is the airdrome away?

1:08:59.941,1:09:01.346
Just 2 kilometers north.

1:09:01.410,1:09:03.063
Won't neighbors be a problem?

1:09:03.063,1:09:04.071
What neighbours?

1:09:04.171,1:09:06.985
All private vehicles [br]are requisitioned due to war time needs.

1:09:07.075,1:09:08.353
There is nobody than us.

1:09:08.776,1:09:11.376
But these garages don't actually[br]look German.

1:09:11.596,1:09:13.469
My neighbor has a garage just like this one.

1:09:13.759,1:09:15.894
Tim, why do you care about that?

1:09:15.934,1:09:18.199
We've got a place to prepare our car anyway.

1:09:18.287,1:09:20.302
By the way, I always wondered...

1:09:20.412,1:09:23.231
How do you keep so much gear [br]in your tiny backpack?

1:09:23.411,1:09:26.623
There is no actual gear in there, [br]but its binary code.

1:09:27.333,1:09:27.759
So?

1:09:28.239,1:09:29.425
"So" what?

1:09:29.645,1:09:30.749
So what then?

1:09:31.102,1:09:34.197
I don't know how it works exactly myself.

1:09:34.197,1:09:35.547
The Matrix things, to be brief.

1:09:35.747,1:09:36.923
Are we starting to work or not?

1:09:37.113,1:09:37.917
We are.

1:09:38.007,1:09:39.105
So let's go then!

1:09:40.944,1:09:43.013
"Pimp my ride"

1:11:35.200,1:11:38.550
Yeeeah, with such ride we'll [br]give them the hell of a battle.

1:11:38.660,1:11:41.047
We'll get my artifact back and get out.

1:11:41.467,1:11:42.320
But how?

1:11:42.530,1:11:46.567
That torturer from the dungeon said that [br]they'll take the Kraftraummaschine with them.

1:11:46.897,1:11:47.727
I see.

1:11:48.667,1:11:51.849
Listen, that means we're gonna have[br]our 'final level' tomorrow.

1:11:52.269,1:11:52.859
Right.

1:11:53.379,1:11:56.330
Which means they'll place [br]against us a damn tough boss.

1:11:56.750,1:11:57.788
A Super-soldier?

1:11:58.358,1:11:59.172
Probably.

1:11:59.472,1:12:03.708
Anyway, it's gonna be something big, [br]steely and lock'n'loaded.

1:12:03.858,1:12:07.648
This thing shoots 12mm rounds,[br]it can kill airplanes.

1:12:07.788,1:12:09.273
Oh funny will it be.

1:12:09.363,1:12:11.657
Yes, but now we've got to go to sleep,[br]it's late already.

1:12:11.937,1:12:12.614
But where?

1:12:13.072,1:12:14.873
I'll be sleeping upstairs, there is a sofa.

1:12:15.023,1:12:16.822
Maybe it'll fit both of us?

1:12:16.962,1:12:19.403
Nope, spend it in the car.

1:12:19.523,1:12:21.864
Just don't correlate here anything.

1:12:25.064,1:12:27.302
Good night, lady Croft.

1:14:37.513,1:14:38.404
Is this it?

1:14:38.624,1:14:39.178
Yes.

1:14:39.608,1:14:42.615
The sacred pentacle of great Ishtar.

1:14:43.013,1:14:46.546
This artifact contains huge magical power.

1:14:46.886,1:14:47.581
Gold?

1:14:48.160,1:14:50.200
No, it's Sumerian bronze.

1:14:50.440,1:14:52.168
That must be around 6 kilograms.

1:14:52.807,1:14:54.052
Oh, look!

1:14:59.982,1:15:01.183
Into the car, quick!

1:15:24.779,1:15:26.077
There's more of them!

1:16:00.128,1:16:00.798
You OK?

1:16:05.792,1:16:08.245
Our guns are nothing to it!

1:16:10.221,1:16:11.574
Here, try this one.

1:16:12.172,1:16:15.453
Lara! You're the best! It's like a dream!

1:16:18.803,1:16:20.426
Hey, you've got the artifact.

1:16:20.546,1:16:22.764
Cast something, and I'll cover you.

1:16:22.964,1:16:25.773
I don't know what spells can it do!

1:16:25.963,1:16:28.016
Well, try turning that thing into a rock.

1:16:40.929,1:16:42.535
- YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!

1:16:43.379,1:16:44.129
- EXCELLENT!

1:16:47.886,1:16:49.296
- HOLY SHIT!

1:16:54.393,1:16:55.854
Tim, it's not working!

1:16:56.014,1:16:57.346
Put it into sunlight.

1:16:57.437,1:16:58.187
And speak louder!

1:17:17.739,1:17:19.277
Well, that will do.

1:17:19.721,1:17:21.041
What is this shit, Lara?

1:17:21.321,1:17:24.944
That's not shit, [br]it's great Babylonian sacral stone.

1:17:24.984,1:17:26.975
The goddess punishes sinners with it.

1:17:27.365,1:17:29.021
And also they were [br]noticed in Indiana Jones.

1:17:29.301,1:17:29.915
Where?!

1:17:30.675,1:17:32.663
Eh, nevermind. We did it!

1:17:32.943,1:17:34.398
Yes, we did.

1:17:34.818,1:17:36.622
Now we've got to find the teleport.

1:17:36.752,1:17:38.066
It must be in that hangar.

1:17:39.036,1:17:41.388
Yet I've got a feeling that[br]we forgot something.

1:17:41.388,1:17:42.332
What is it?

1:17:42.822,1:17:47.407
In the end of every decent journey, [br]there is always a case with money appears.

1:17:47.407,1:17:50.551
And what will we do with Reichsmarks? [br]Emigrate to Argentina?

1:17:50.641,1:17:53.697
In decent journey, [br]there should be decent cash.

1:17:54.257,1:17:55.904
Tim, you're so childish!

1:17:55.904,1:17:57.922
Just you wait for a sec, look over there!

1:18:00.115,1:18:01.774
So what did I just say?

1:18:01.774,1:18:02.813
Give me a 'nade.

1:18:02.833,1:18:03.624
Are you crazy?

1:18:04.159,1:18:04.811
Don't you worry.

1:18:05.281,1:18:05.841
Hold it.

1:18:22.101,1:18:23.416
Don't you feel sorry for him?

1:18:23.695,1:18:25.623
He has't done anything bad to us.

1:18:25.983,1:18:27.458
That's not for sure yet.

1:18:27.788,1:18:32.187
I know a nuclear physicist, who[br]had a really bad time because of him.

1:18:32.322,1:18:34.754
So let him rest here. For a while.

1:18:34.865,1:18:36.154
Until we get out.

1:18:39.040,1:18:40.257
What is this?

1:18:40.687,1:18:41.628
Dollars.

1:18:41.698,1:18:43.044
Nigerian dollars.

1:18:43.594,1:18:45.212
Decent journey his ass.

1:18:45.402,1:18:46.722
What to do with these?

1:18:47.372,1:18:49.506
Have a vacation in Nigeria, that's what.

1:18:49.606,1:18:50.861
Exchange them to proper dollars there...

1:18:50.861,1:18:52.099
We've got a lot anyway.

1:18:52.386,1:18:54.016
Look, here's someone else.

1:18:59.187,1:19:00.725
Where are these guys from?

1:19:00.815,1:19:02.287
I have no idea.

1:19:02.467,1:19:03.884
Hopefully they aren't for the cash.

1:19:03.904,1:19:05.091
Just smile.

1:19:05.398,1:19:06.437
H-hello!..

1:19:09.143,1:19:10.297
Sergeant O'Connel.

1:19:10.297,1:19:11.695
101st parachute division.

1:19:11.955,1:19:14.000
We're looking for our men after landing.

1:19:14.000,1:19:15.252
Have you seen anyone around here?

1:19:15.672,1:19:16.454
No.

1:19:17.084,1:19:18.597
And whose work is THAT?

1:19:18.787,1:19:19.657
Dunno.

1:19:19.757,1:19:20.885
We're archeologists -

1:19:20.885,1:19:22.264
she is English, I'm Russian.

1:19:22.264,1:19:23.279
Allies?

1:19:24.159,1:19:25.205
Well, take care.

1:19:25.205,1:19:26.792
These places are still full of Jerries.

1:19:27.419,1:19:28.958
OK, guys, moving on!

1:19:31.145,1:19:32.668
Did you understand any of this?

1:19:32.668,1:19:36.502
I think we're observing the displacement[br]of layers of virtual reality.

1:19:36.832,1:19:37.854
Well played.

1:19:37.954,1:19:38.916
We must get out.

1:19:39.406,1:19:42.004
Yes, there's somebody to[br]look after this place now.

1:19:49.963,1:19:51.055
Is this the teleport?

1:19:51.055,1:19:51.474
Yes.

1:19:51.814,1:19:53.233
Der Kraftraummaschine.

1:19:53.233,1:19:54.533
Do you know how it works?

1:19:54.533,1:19:55.492
Let's find out.

1:20:13.037,1:20:14.245
Just set it to Nigeria.

1:20:14.342,1:20:16.521
You and your Nigeria can wait!

1:20:30.726,1:20:32.097
Hey, what's that for?

1:20:34.237,1:20:37.364
It's going to blow up in a minute[br]after we leave.

1:20:38.384,1:20:40.164
And what if something'll go wrong?

1:20:41.834,1:20:43.238
Everything'll be fine.

1:21:24.958,1:21:26.606
What happened, Lara?

1:21:26.926,1:21:28.822
Something went wrong...

1:21:35.051,1:21:38.672
LAAAAARAAAAA!

1:21:54.206,1:22:00.588
"Voice actors: Alexander Timchenko - Tim, sadist doctor;[br]Yelena Timchenko - Lara; Maxim Mamonov - Max;[br]Yury Kovalevich - Death's Head..."

1:22:00.613,1:22:05.373
"...Valery Maksakov - sgt. O'Connel;[br]Dina Olenevich - Alice; Alexey Shevchenko, [br]Yury Mosintsev & Vladimir Shestopalov - various Germans"

1:22:06.999,1:22:13.624
"And, what's typical, nobody among them[br]was a professional voice actor. They're talented[br]in other fields of human activity, so don't be too severe..."

1:22:13.814,1:22:21.639
"Direction, script, models, animation[br]and other CG, SFX: Alexander Timchenko"

1:22:21.639,1:22:27.072
"The following software[br]was used during film creation: ..."

1:22:27.072,1:22:30.606
"This film uses textures and sounds[br]from the following PC games: ..."

1:22:30.606,1:22:39.086
"Music: ...DK - I don't love you, [...],[br]Umka and Br° - Hitch-hiking blues, some GTA 3 song,[br]Jan Ku - No one's gonna stop me,..."

1:22:39.086,1:22:41.386
"...Dolphin - The spring, [...], [br]Bondzinsky - Discipline..."

1:22:41.771,1:22:50.038
"Well, it was very interesting and fun to mess around with this. [br]Thanks to everyone who waited for its release..."

1:22:50.038,1:22:55.918
"Particular thanks to Max Mamonov, Yury Kovalevich [br]and Alexey Timchenko for periodical stimulating [br]and motivating the process persuasively. That's all."

1:22:55.918,1:23:00.437
[Captioned by Lgs_pro, aka Legooos,[br]corrected by Arch-Pig743]

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(c) 2011 "Limping dog", timmm3@yandex.ru