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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.47,0:00:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This piece is definitely about body image,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.97,0:00:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's basically synthesizing over 2 decades of assholes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.67,0:00:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, get ready to get a little uncomfortable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.51,0:00:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is called "fat bottomed girls"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.55,0:00:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If every bastard who had ever judged my body
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were lined up in front of me firing squad style,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.02,0:00:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I were given the right to do with them as I pleased,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.57,0:00:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be at a loss.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.91,0:00:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would probably yell "EAT ME!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.14,0:00:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cuz I love a good fat girl pun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.80,0:00:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's nothing else left inside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.57,0:00:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make them understand the extreme ignorance and mis-spent pain that they embody.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.14,0:00:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can all
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.45,0:00:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.61,0:00:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.35,0:00:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devour my scarlet throbbing flesh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.81,0:00:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like junior high vultures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.30,0:00:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like sorority pledge councils.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.29,0:00:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like debutante beauty queens.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.25,0:00:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't look like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.78,0:00:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck else is new?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:01:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no footnote in the regulations index of my life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.53,0:01:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that says I have to sleep on elipticals
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.10,0:01:04.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and suck down the hopeful semen of boys named Jimmy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.67,0:01:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until you understand my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.13,0:01:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wont ever understand my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.74,0:01:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Miss Piggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.82,0:01:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Mama Cass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.54,0:01:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am fuckin' Aretha.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.90,0:01:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I love being these women.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.64,0:01:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love being fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.05,0:01:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My thighs shriek rough and ready sex
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.52,0:01:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like downtown thunder.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.22,0:01:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ass drips vanilla milkshakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.35,0:01:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my personal style is baby gay Madonna meets crop top goth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.21,0:01:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it doesn't
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.99,0:01:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuckin'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.06,0:01:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.27,0:01:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being fat doesnt make me different.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.85,0:01:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, I look like America.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But loving that I'm fat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.87,0:01:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes me a Pillsbury rebellion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.72,0:01:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hold protests in my mouth every time I eat in public.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.48,0:01:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Picket signs wallpaper my willing body
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.41,0:01:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I dance naked in my apartment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.76,0:01:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Riots Not Diets is tattoed across my chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:01:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I live for the moment when I shock you into silence.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.63,0:02:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because being me is fucking political.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.60,0:02:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you never voted for this shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.20,0:02:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Body image is just bad English for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.43,0:02:07.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how hard you stomp the sidewalks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.87,0:02:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how many cracks in the mirror you've traced.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.16,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I may have been picked last for softball,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I was nationally ranked in tennis.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.14,0:02:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'll never be ready for this jelly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.60,0:02:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cuz all you eat are sad-ass spoonfulls of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.44,0:02:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,organic low sodium peanut butter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.54,0:02:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speak the truth here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.29,0:02:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I tend to date black guys and I rarely say no to a homemade baked good,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.91,0:02:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that says no more about me than
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.61,0:02:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how you chew Big Red compulsively when you're nervous
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.89,0:02:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or how you can never say no to your mother says about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.36,0:02:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just let it be.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.23,0:02:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're grownups now,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.39,0:02:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.50,0:02:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no more lunchtime kickball teams,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.21,0:02:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I already have a date to the next dance,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.40,0:02:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, when you feel the need
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.40,0:02:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to pretend to be concerned about my "health" or "well-being",
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.67,0:02:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just know that I've already let go of the trigger,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.74,0:02:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,firing squad style.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.33,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just know that you don't have to count the calories
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.84,0:03:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I tell you to fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.81,0:03:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.95,0:03:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[APPLAUSE]