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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.76,0:00:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.24,0:00:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We, uh, we have\Nonly met...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.17,0:00:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This scares me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.80,0:00:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This, this scares you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.69,0:00:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is - we just got some\Nthings together here and...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.26,0:00:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) I told them to provide\Ntheir own props and not to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.76,0:00:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let Geller or his people\Nanywhere near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.92,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... also one of our staff\Nmembers, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did some drawings which have\Nbeen sealed in an envelope, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.42,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'd like you to take your\Nown pace when you feel like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.34,0:00:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want to try anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to try that\Nparticular experiment first?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.32,0:00:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I'll feel free.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.34,0:00:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.67,0:00:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll start eliminating the ones\Nthat do not have the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.96,0:00:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.40,0:00:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without touching them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.42,0:00:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is really suspicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.62,0:00:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having a hard\Ntime with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.01,0:00:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I - I don't mean to be...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.01,0:00:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just, just keep looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.40,0:00:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let me rest\Na little, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.81,0:00:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.13,0:00:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I'm surprised because\Nbefore this program,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.41,0:00:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your producer came and he read\Nme at least 40 questions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.26,0:00:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were going to ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.43,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can ask you all\Nkinds of questions if
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd like - if you'd like\Nme to ask you questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to ..I have to have time.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.35,0:01:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.15,0:01:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we are back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.27,0:01:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uri was telling me - you,\Nyou don't feel, what,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.85,0:01:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.69,0:01:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not so strong.\NIt's not all tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.27,0:01:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now I'm feel - I'm feeling being pressed and that I\Ncan't...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.77,0:01:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I - I'm not trying to\Npressure ya,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.89,0:01:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.71,0:01:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you're only telling\Nme, "Well, you try that,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.56,0:01:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or that, or that."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.32,0:01:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I thought that was\Nthe idea of, uh, of, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.16,0:01:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not - I'm not\Ngoing to put you down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.82,0:01:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) Much to my surprise,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.06,0:01:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Tonight Show episode didn't have much effect on Uri Geller's career.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.78,0:01:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neither did the book\Nthat I wrote about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.09,0:01:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, eventually his star\Nfaded.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.10,0:01:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why people are so drawn to the\Nirrational is something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.97,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has always puzzled me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:02:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be, if I can,\Nas sure of the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.58,0:02:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the real world around me as\Nis possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.30,0:02:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you can only attain that to\Na certain degree,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.89,0:02:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I want the greatest\Ndegree of control.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.01,0:02:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't - I'd never involve\Nmyself in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,narcotics in any kind, I don't\Nsmoke,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.97,0:02:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't drink because that can\Neasily just fuzz the edges of my rationality,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.68,0:02:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuzz the edges of my reasoning
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.18,0:02:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,powers and I want to be as aware\Nas I possibly can.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.22,0:02:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means, uh, giving up\Na lot of, uh, fantasies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.22,0:02:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that might be comforting\Nin some ways,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.92,0:02:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm willing to give that up\Nin order to live in an
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.01,0:02:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually real world, as\Nclose as I can get to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.34,0:02:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During the 1980s, I entered a\Nworld that I found filled
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.70,0:02:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with fantasy and rife\Nwith abuse,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.54,0:02:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the world of faith healing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.07,0:02:55.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I developed a special interest\Nin a television
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.47,0:02:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,evangelist named Peter Popoff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.46,0:03:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and God told me, he said,\N"You smite that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.87,0:03:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cancer with your fist!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.92,0:03:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the time, Popoff was\Npulling in nearly four
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,million dollars a year\Nhealing people on his
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.100,0:03:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miracle crusades.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.75,0:03:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... you've got cancer\Nof the stomach.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.58,0:03:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready for God to burn\Nthat cancer out?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.41,0:03:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it goes in the mighty -\Ndevil, back off.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back off, devil!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.30,0:03:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallelujah!\NHallelujah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.08,0:03:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(offscreen voice) You really believe\Nyou're healed?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.65,0:03:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(offscreen voice) Do you think your\Ncancers are gone now?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.96,0:03:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I believe that,\Nbecause God never lies and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.08,0:03:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you stand in his word.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.46,0:03:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Praise the Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.67,0:03:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell ya from now on\Nyou're going to have a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.37,0:03:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,soul of victory in\Nyour heart, Amen!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.14,0:03:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) To his followers, Popoff\Nseemed to have divine powers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.17,0:04:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it Gould?\NAlice Gould?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.24,0:04:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knew their names...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.62,0:04:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand up, Alice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.86,0:04:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...as well as the\Nafflictions they'd come to cure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God is touching that\Nthyroid condition right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.28,0:04:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God is touching your\Nnerves right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.83,0:04:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God is touching your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.12,0:04:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just lift up your hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.17,0:04:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get ready, here it comes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.06,0:04:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) He also knew the personal\Ndetails of their lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.46,0:04:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to hear good\Nnews from Charles before
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.81,0:04:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything is over.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.60,0:04:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell ya, he's going to\Nbe completely delivered
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.69,0:04:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because of your prayers,\Nbecause of your faith.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.36,0:04:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it comes, complete healing\Nin Jesus' - woo -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.94,0:04:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mighty name right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.05,0:04:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amen!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.98,0:04:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's alright to\Npraise the lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.73,0:04:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) I suspected that Popoff's\Nrevelations were other
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.23,0:04:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than divine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.24,0:04:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A radio scanner we'd\Nbrought to the hall picked
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.20,0:04:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up a decidedly\Nworldly source.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.61,0:04:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Peetey.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.73,0:04:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.92,0:04:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can't, you're in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.89,0:04:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Popoff was being prompted\Nby his wife through a
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.02,0:05:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wireless earpiece.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.37,0:05:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julie Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'd gotten her\Ninformation from prayer
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.20,0:05:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cards filled out by the\Nfaithful before the show began.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.82,0:05:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'd like to get\Nrid of the walker.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.21,0:05:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to get rid of\Nthis walker, sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.53,0:05:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh glory.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.13,0:05:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have you been\Nwalking on that walker?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.78,0:05:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About three years.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.33,0:05:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three years.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.54,0:05:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She lives at 1627 Kent Street.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.43,0:05:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1627 Kent Street, is that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.78,0:05:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.21,0:05:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She has arthritis all\Nover.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.27,0:05:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Burning arthritis right\Nout of your body!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.37,0:05:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a few steps just\Nto make the devil mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.72,0:05:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallelujah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.62,0:05:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just move around\Na little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.86,0:05:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There she goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.54,0:05:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just walk with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.43,0:05:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh glory to God; she's not going\Nto need that walker anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.55,0:05:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God is just putting new\Nstrength, new health,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.22,0:06:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burning that arthritis out of her body!\NJust keep going!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.72,0:06:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallelujah!\NHallelujah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.00,0:06:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) I was able to arrange for\Nanother broadcast of the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.75,0:06:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miracle Crusade on The\NTonight Show,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.13,0:06:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this time the wireless\Nprompting was included.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.16,0:06:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 1987, Peter Popoff\Ndeclared bankruptcy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.33,0:06:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greater is he!\NGreater is he!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.71,0:06:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(narrator) The laying on of hands\Ntakes on new meaning in
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.94,0:06:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Philippines where\Npsychic surgeons perform
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.49,0:06:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,miraculous operations\Nwithout knives.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.84,0:06:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I investigated this\Nphenomenon,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.14,0:06:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then went on The Tonight Show\Nto demonstrate what I'd learned.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.57,0:06:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Believe me, what you're\Nseeing is strictly special
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.74,0:06:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,effects, it's sleight of\Nhand and nothing more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.76,0:06:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is the way it looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.61,0:07:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little animal blood\Nand a few chicken parts
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.12,0:07:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complete the illusion.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.20,0:07:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bone.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.70,0:07:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a bit better.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.50,0:07:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a second, just\None second now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.33,0:07:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may be better for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.03,0:07:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't feel any better?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.60,0:07:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that doesn't come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.45,0:07:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where I live with\Nseveral birds and an old
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.78,0:07:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,red cat outside of Fort\NLauderdale, Florida.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.28,0:08:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From here, I run my\Ninvestigations,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.34,0:08:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,write my books and go\Nabout lecturing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.45,0:08:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recently, I resolved to\Ngive a class of college
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.34,0:08:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freshman a chance to\Nevaluate one of the oldest
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.78,0:08:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,systems of fortunetelling:\Nastrology.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.24,0:08:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I started out life\Nas a - as a magician.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.62,0:08:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still am a magician, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.04,0:08:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's in the\NDNA, I'm not too sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.11,0:08:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, uh, I'm an actor playing\Nthe part of a wizard.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.70,0:08:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how people are\Ndeceived,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.12,0:08:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how they deceive\Nthemselves, and many magicians,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.29,0:08:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most magicians really allow
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.69,0:08:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people to deceive themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.04,0:08:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to\Nsee me fool ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.12,0:08:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's wearing a wristwatch\Nhere, a regular,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.70,0:08:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ordinary wristwatch?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.66,0:08:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.78,0:08:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been a good\Ngirl, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.40,0:08:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.70,0:08:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a Seiko.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.53,0:08:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was a\NRolex for a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.95,0:08:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.61,0:08:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, what time does\Nit say on your watch?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.06,0:08:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says nine minutes before\Nthree and it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.44,0:08:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,says it's the second of October, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.12,0:08:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it does. Very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.67,0:08:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open up your hand for me\Nflat like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.64,0:08:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The clean one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.54,0:08:57.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She almost changed, notice that,\Nalmost changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.15,0:08:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm going to put the watch\Nface down.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.86,0:09:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put your finger of your other\Nhand on the back of the watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.90,0:09:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.64,0:09:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.64,0:09:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, my watch says nine\Nminutes to three,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.01,0:09:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we disagree slightly, but not\Nenough for any nevermind.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.70,0:09:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NWatch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.60,0:09:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really\Nconcentrating now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.02,0:09:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I think I hurt myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.30,0:09:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't laugh;\Nthis is science!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.74,0:09:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see now, holding\Nit only by this...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.98,0:09:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, would you tell the\Nfolks what time it says on
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.66,0:09:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your watch now, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.38,0:09:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says 3:40, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.78,0:09:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3:40, how time flies\Nwhen you're having fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.94,0:09:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that wonderful?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.32,0:09:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let me show you something -\Nthis is like a little,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.21,0:09:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tiny, itty, bitty watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.32,0:09:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, hold it\Ntightly in your hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.74,0:09:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't lose...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.43,0:09:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.46,0:09:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.71,0:09:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the gentleman was\Ncarrying it over here
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.16,0:09:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind his waist and he\Ndidn't even know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.83,0:09:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There ya go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.60,0:09:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trickster\Nnever works alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.26,0:09:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His audience assists him.