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[Piano intro]

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[Tom Lehrer] ♪ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, ♪

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♪ And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, ♪

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♪ And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, ♪

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♪ And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, ♪

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♪ Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, ♪

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♪ And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, ♪

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♪ And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, ♪

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[gasp]

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♪ And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. ♪

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♪ There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, ♪

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♪ And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, ♪

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♪ And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, ♪

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♪ And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. ♪

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♪ There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, ♪

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♪ And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, ♪

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♪ And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, ♪

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♪ Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. ♪

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♪ And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, ♪

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♪ Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, ♪

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♪ And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, ♪

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[gasp]

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♪ And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. ♪

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♪ There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, ♪

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♪ And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, ♪

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♪ And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, ♪

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♪ And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. ♪

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♪ These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard, ♪

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♪ And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered. ♪

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