I thought you're meant to be writing a song. We started watching TV. Did you drink all my gin? Yeah, went down the cheap. What're you watching? Gentle Ben. I said to Ed I bet they haven't done anything. No way, I said. The only reason I'm in the pub is because you guys kicked me out. James... We did it. Did what? Written a song. I don't believe it. We have. Here's your guitar. Here's your pick. And here are your words and chords. Can you play it? It's quite easy. I'll start singing, and then I'll give you a special signal. What kind of signal? You'll know it when it happens. Come Monday night The day of work is done Tuesday morning looms The grey of ordinariness Start by putting off your chores And all the crushing bores Say your morning prayers Sing a rousing song Then sing it on the long walk home Come Monday night We're in a state of grace Twenty million boys Are caught up in a paperchase If the weekend promised much Then it failed to touch On a single count What I was hoping for What I was hoping for Come Monday night We turn the telly off To listen to the silence The light that comes in from outside If you could catch it all And pin it to your wall Then you would sleep much better Baby you would sleep much better Maybe you would sleep much better Baby you would sleep much better Maybe you would sleep much better Baby you would sleep much better Maybe you would sleep much better Baby you would sleep much better