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全世界都有一個共識

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一個單身、前途無限的男人

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一定迫切地想搵一個好老婆

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上年聖誕，母親大人就送左一人一件tee比我地

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我有無著過？

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當然無啦！

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我係邊個？我係一個24歲Year 4 student

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孭住一大堆student loans

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宅係屋企等緊畢業就出黎做野

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但係喺我母親大人眼中，唯一值得掛心既係：我－仲－係－單－身

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我叫做Lizzie Bennet，而呢個就係我既人生

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Lizzie Bennet的日記 － Ep.1

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繼續頭先既話題，我母親大人屬於一個我稱為

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「2.5 WPF社團」既父母群

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咩係「2.5 WPF社團」？

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佢就係「擁有2.5個細路

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同一個比白色鄉村風格圍欄圍住既屋」既家庭

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的確，聽上去係唔錯既

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但當你母親大人，從早到晚淨同你講呢個，你絕對會崩潰

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而我母親大人唔單止係「2.5 WPF社團」忠實信徒

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佢大概仲係入面既首席

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我點知道？

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女士們、先生們，請看：證據一

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「全世界都有嘅共識」？真？

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我肯定呢個世界有無數有錢、年輕、單身既男人唔係搵緊老婆

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不如我地睇下實際既數字啦？

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惡霸同人渣

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無法從無任何發展可能既關係抽身嘅可憐蟲

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周遊列國尋找人生真理嘅哲學家

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專注於工作、技術或興趣嘅工作狂人

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仲有諸如此類、有錢佬後生會做既嘢

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但唔係......

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根據母親大人所講，但凡有錢既單身漢都，係地球降生就係為左娶佢三個女

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為左等大家明白事態嚴重，我需要小小幫忙

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Charlotte：你做咩呀！？ Lizzie：過黎坐低先

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呢位係我好朋友，Charlotte

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佢會負責協助我做個示範

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Charlotte：停，我唔會... 道具邊度黎架？

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Lizzie（無視）：好，你嘅劇本

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Charlotte：邊個寫架？！

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Lizzie：莎士比亞（Jane Austen）

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親愛的～

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Netherfield 嗰間大宅最近賣左你知道嘛？

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唔知喎

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就係出面有白色鄉村風格圍欄，入面大到住倒 2.5個乖孫嗰間

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..... 嗯哼？

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Emily Lu同我講呀，

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間屋賣左成 三－百－萬

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但係最重要唔係賣幾多錢，而係邊個買

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你講啦，我聽緊

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個買家係一個哈佛畢業、好有教養嘅年輕人，仲係個準醫生

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我聽講佢屋企好有錢架！我地三個女唔洗憂啦！

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點解唔洗憂呀？

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噢我親愛的老公，你想像唔倒佢同我地其中一個女結婚既畫面咩？

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我覺得幾難想像喎

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我都未見過呢位年輕人

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你記住要第一時間去拜訪佢，歡迎佢搬入呢個小鎮！

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我會焗個批

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同埋記得同佢提我地三個未婚、迫切需要有錢單身漢既三個女

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嗱，我對有錢單身漢唔反感

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但係，點解要由我呀媽決定我地嫁比邊個先？

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如果佢係Gay呢？如果佢係變態連環殺手呢？

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如果佢係Gay嘅變態連環殺手呢？

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仲有好多其他野需要擔心架

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我地既人生唔會因為有個有錢佬出現就停止囉！

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Lizzie！呀媽有無同你講邊個買左 Netherfield 間大宅呀？

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一個字都無講過

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佢話又個....... 你地做緊咩？

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拍緊段片

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各位，呢個係我細妹 Lydia

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總而言之，呢個年輕人呢

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叫做 Bing Lee，而且仲係有錢、靚仔、仲係..！

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我估... 仲係單身？

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簡直中獎啦，係咪？

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What～

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唔要

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What～～