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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,全世界都有一個共識
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.98,0:00:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一個單身、前途無限的男人
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.51,0:00:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一定迫切地想搵一個好老婆
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.96,0:00:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,上年聖誕，母親大人就送左一人一件tee比我地
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.22,0:00:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我有無著過？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.92,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,當然無啦！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我係邊個？我係一個24歲Year 4 student
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,孭住一大堆student loans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.72,0:00:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,宅係屋企等緊畢業就出黎做野
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.62,0:00:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係喺我母親大人眼中，唯一值得掛心既係：我－仲－係－單－身
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.62,0:00:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我叫做Lizzie Bennet，而呢個就係我既人生
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lizzie Bennet的日記 － Ep.1
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,繼續頭先既話題，我母親大人屬於一個我稱為
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,「2.5 WPF社團」既父母群
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.46,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咩係「2.5 WPF社團」？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢就係「擁有2.5個細路
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同一個比白色鄉村風格圍欄圍住既屋」既家庭
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,的確，聽上去係唔錯既
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但當你母親大人，從早到晚淨同你講呢個，你絕對會崩潰
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而我母親大人唔單止係「2.5 WPF社團」忠實信徒
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢大概仲係入面既首席
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.55,0:00:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我點知道？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.46,0:00:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,女士們、先生們，請看：證據一
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.99,0:00:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,「全世界都有嘅共識」？真？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.33,0:00:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我肯定呢個世界有無數有錢、年輕、單身既男人唔係搵緊老婆
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.100,0:01:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不如我地睇下實際既數字啦？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.54,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,惡霸同人渣
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,無法從無任何發展可能既關係抽身嘅可憐蟲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.74,0:01:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,周遊列國尋找人生真理嘅哲學家
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.01,0:01:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,專注於工作、技術或興趣嘅工作狂人
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.37,0:01:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲有諸如此類、有錢佬後生會做既嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.31,0:01:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但唔係......
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.11,0:01:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,根據母親大人所講，但凡有錢既單身漢都，係地球降生就係為左娶佢三個女
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.96,0:01:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,為左等大家明白事態嚴重，我需要小小幫忙
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.59,0:01:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlotte：你做咩呀！？ Lizzie：過黎坐低先
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.99,0:01:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢位係我好朋友，Charlotte
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.99,0:01:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢會負責協助我做個示範
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.36,0:01:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlotte：停，我唔會... 道具邊度黎架？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.92,0:01:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lizzie（無視）：好，你嘅劇本
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.86,0:01:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlotte：邊個寫架？！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lizzie：莎士比亞（Jane Austen）
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,親愛的～
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.43,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Netherfield 嗰間大宅最近賣左你知道嘛？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,唔知喎
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.04,0:01:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就係出面有白色鄉村風格圍欄，入面大到住倒 2.5個乖孫嗰間
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.74,0:01:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..... 嗯哼？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.98,0:01:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emily Lu同我講呀，
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.29,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,間屋賣左成 三－百－萬
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係最重要唔係賣幾多錢，而係邊個買
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.35,0:01:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你講啦，我聽緊
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.19,0:01:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,個買家係一個哈佛畢業、好有教養嘅年輕人，仲係個準醫生
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.09,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我聽講佢屋企好有錢架！我地三個女唔洗憂啦！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,點解唔洗憂呀？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.29,0:02:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,噢我親愛的老公，你想像唔倒佢同我地其中一個女結婚既畫面咩？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.03,0:02:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我覺得幾難想像喎
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我都未見過呢位年輕人
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.50,0:02:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你記住要第一時間去拜訪佢，歡迎佢搬入呢個小鎮！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.60,0:02:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我會焗個批
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.21,0:02:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同埋記得同佢提我地三個未婚、迫切需要有錢單身漢既三個女
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.58,0:02:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗱，我對有錢單身漢唔反感
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.08,0:02:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係，點解要由我呀媽決定我地嫁比邊個先？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.49,0:02:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果佢係Gay呢？如果佢係變態連環殺手呢？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.45,0:02:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果佢係Gay嘅變態連環殺手呢？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.59,0:02:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲有好多其他野需要擔心架
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我地既人生唔會因為有個有錢佬出現就停止囉！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.06,0:02:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lizzie！呀媽有無同你講邊個買左 Netherfield 間大宅呀？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.23,0:02:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一個字都無講過
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.63,0:02:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢話又個....... 你地做緊咩？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.80,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,拍緊段片
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,各位，呢個係我細妹 Lydia
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.21,0:02:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,總而言之，呢個年輕人呢
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.21,0:02:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,叫做 Bing Lee，而且仲係有錢、靚仔、仲係..！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.72,0:02:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我估... 仲係單身？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.38,0:03:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,簡直中獎啦，係咪？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.15,0:03:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What～
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.02,0:03:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,唔要
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.69,0:03:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What～～