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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a truth universally acknowledged
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.98,0:00:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that a single man in possession of a good fortune
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.51,0:00:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,must be in want of a wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.96,0:00:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mom gave each of us one of these last Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.22,0:00:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have yet to wear it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.92,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who am I? I am a 24-year-old grad student
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a mountain of student loans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.72,0:00:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,living at home and preparing for a career.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.62,0:00:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to my mom the only thing that matters is that I'm single.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.62,0:00:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Lizzie Bennet and this is my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Lizzie Bennet Diaries - Ep. 1
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my mom belongs to a class of parents I like to call
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the 2.5 WPF Club."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.46,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the 2.5 WPF club?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It stands for "a home with 2.5 kids
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a White Picket Fence"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I know actually sounds pretty nice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's really annoying
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.08,0:00:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it's all your mom talks about 24/7.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.48,0:00:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only is my mom a member of the 2.5 WPF club
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's probably the president!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.55,0:00:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.46,0:00:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, I present again: exhibit A.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.99,0:00:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Universal truth"? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.33,0:00:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure there are a great number of rich, young, single men who aren't looking for wives.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.100,0:01:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, let's examine the percentages.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.54,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleezeballs and scumbags
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incapable of escaping current dead-end relationships
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.74,0:01:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sailing around the world trying to find themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.01,0:01:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,focusing on work or skills or hobbies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.37,0:01:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or whatever it is that rich guys do when they are young
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.31,0:01:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But no...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.11,0:01:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to my mother, every rich, single guy is put on this planet to impregnate her daughters.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.96,0:01:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To illustrate my point, I'll need a little help.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.59,0:01:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you doing? - Come on, sit here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.99,0:01:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my friend Charlotte
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.99,0:01:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she's going to help me with this demo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.36,0:01:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not... where is this from?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.92,0:01:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here. Ok. Your lines...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.86,0:01:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wrote this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shakespeare.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.43,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear the house in Netherfield 'sold the other day?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'didn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.04,0:01:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The large mansion with the white picket fence and plenty of space to raise 2.5 grandkids.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.74,0:01:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mh-mhh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.98,0:01:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emily Lu told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.29,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said the deal was for three million dollars!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not the price that matters, but who bought it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.35,0:01:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you say, my dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.19,0:01:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a well-mannered young man from Harvard, working to become a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.09,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear his family has quite a fortune. How perfect for our girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.06,0:02:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How so?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.29,0:02:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my dear husband! Can't you imagine him with one of our daughters?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.03,0:02:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I find that rather difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since I have yet to meet this young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.50,0:02:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you must go meet him at once, welcome him to the neighborhood!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.60,0:02:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will bake a pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.21,0:02:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let him know about our three eligible young daughters who are in desperate need of a rich single man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.58,0:02:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I'm all for "rich, single guys"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.08,0:02:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But who is my mom to tell one of us who to marry?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.49,0:02:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.45,0:02:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if he's a gay serial killer?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.59,0:02:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got other things to worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like we're all going to put our lives on hold
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.71,0:02:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because some rich single guy dropped from the sky.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.36,0:02:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lizzie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.06,0:02:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did mom tell you about who just bought that mansion in Netherfield?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.23,0:02:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't heard a word about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.63,0:02:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this... wait. What are you guys doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.80,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making a video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone, this is my sister Lydia.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.21,0:02:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. So... this guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.21,0:02:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name is Bing Lee, and he is rich, hot, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.72,0:02:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me guess... single?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.38,0:03:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jackpot, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.15,0:03:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.02,0:03:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.69,0:03:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.46,0:03:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!