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((alarm clock rings))

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Not late, not late until the bell rings.

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Uh-oh.

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((bell rings))

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Sex...

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...the sex drive in the human animal is intense.

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Hello?

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I'm Edward Cullen.

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((food slop))

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So spill, what was that all about?

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Nothing serious I think.

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It looked like more then that to me, he got all googly eyed.

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Survey says...

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...vampire!

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((thunder))

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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure you out...

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...you're very difficult for me to-- [cut off]

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I'm the Slayer.

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Um.

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S-l-a-y-e-r.

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Chosen one? Look it up!

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((rock music))

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You know, I'm on a special diet.

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What are you doing?

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Here, at this table, talking to me like we're some kind of talking buddies?

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I feel...

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...very protective of you.

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Don't leave.

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((phone rings))

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Hello?

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You and I, we are gonna go somewhere, alone.

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What? No!

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I'll do whatever it takes, I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

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((slam phone))

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He actually told you, he said I love you?

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Well I didn't let him get that far.

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Buffy I'm really worried, these things can become pretty twisted.

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Hi.

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Well-- [cut off]

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Stop trying to see me, and stop calling me!

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[mutters] Women.

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You know, being stalked isn't really a big turn on for girls.

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((screeching tires))

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Get out.

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I like watching you sleep, its um, kind of-- [cut off]

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Get out or I will drop you out head first!

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I just want to try one thing.

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((punch))

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As if you could out run me!

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It's you, your scent.

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Didn't anyone ever tell you the whole smelling people thing is a little gross.

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It's like a drug to me, you're like my own personal brand of heroin.

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Oh my god are you twelve?

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I've killed people before.

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And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing...

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...cause I've fought more then a couple pimply overweight vamps who called themselves Lestat.

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I wanted to kill you...

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...I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life, are you afraid?

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No, you know what I feel? Bored!

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((breaking glass))

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((breaking glass))

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((dusting))

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This transformative work constitutes a fair use of any copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Media appropriated from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (seasons 1-7)

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Twilight (2008)

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Twilight (motion picture soundtrack)

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

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Remixed by Jonathan Mcintosh

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