that was awesome. really!
somewhere between film but -
also real - ehm
I was always a point n click adventure fan
and - - -
it was great finally to be inside one.
I also like us working together as a group
and solving all these puzzles.
thumbs up! way up!
title: machina ex presents.
I open the windows in the morning
I walk when the lights are green.
I buy apples and pears and bread
and sometimes I whistle a song
and sometimes I get dizzy
but actually everything's fine.
everything's nice, everything's alright.
and I open the windows in the morning
and I put some flowers into a vase.
But at some point, I know, at some point
something was going on. something happened.
at some time anything got broken.
doctor: well, miss riebmann -
what's the problem?
woman: nothing. nothing.
doc: you just arrived, didn't you?
w: I - ehm, well-
I arrived by car.
doc: - by ambulance.
w: -by car. yeah.
doc: and now emergency department send you here?
w: these guys from down there...
doc: yeah. down there.
w: could you just tell me why I'm here?
doc: first of all you gotta lie down.
I come by in a few minutes
and then we're gonna take a look at your...
...little problem.
w: thank you. but that won't be necessary.
you know actually I'm fine.
Actually I could go home right now.
doc: you collapse frequently. aha.
w: just this morning.
doc: - and right before I came in.
w: yeah. but that's no problem.
really! I could just go home right now.
I'm fine.
doc: We're gonna see that in a few minutes.
Please just lie down now!
w: That's totally not necessary. I'm fine!
Thanks!
doc: I'm with you in a moment. And then
we're gonna check you completely. Yes?
Don't panic. We're gonna get it under control. -
Your little problem.
sister: young madame! freeze!
i've seen you.
You can't fool me.
I've seen your tiny stumpy legs at the corridor.
Ah! Got ya!
Again? Playing in the corridor and then hiding away?
Thought, I won't recognoize? Mhm?
Thought, you could fool sister Ramona? Mhm?
Thought, you don't need to listen to sister Ramona?
Wrong, my young madame!
I won't tell you another time:
You're gonna stay in your room!
You're gonna stay inside your bed!
Girl, you are sick.
You are really sick.
You taking a rest is crucial!
We all want you to get better...
We all just want the best for you...
girl: I'm just not sick.
sister: Ah, girl, how many times do we
have to discuss that?
You are sick. - You stay in your room.
girl: I feel completly normal.
sister: You are sick!
girl: what's that bad thing I got?
sister: You're asking the wrong person.
You should ask that yourself:
Take an inward turn! Meditate about it!
Maybe you just want to bug us?
Maybe you just want lots of attention?
Mhm? Anika? Might that be??!
girl (Anika): I don't want anything from you.
sister: The other kids are not such a handful
as you are. Good God! What a handful you are!
Anika: Well, then why don't you go to them?
sister: ... and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: The other kids are not such a handful
as you are. Good God! What a handful you are!
Anika: Then, just go to them!
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister:...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungreatful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Then, just leave me alone.
sister:...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Don't you have better to do?
Just leave me alone.
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Don't you have better things to do?
sister: ...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Don't you have better things to do?
sister:...and ungrateful you are, too...
Anika: Sister Ramona, just leave!
sister: Darn! Telephone...
We are not finished, yet, little madame...
sister: Anika?! You little monster...
Where are you?
How many times do I got to tell you?
You are sick! You belong inside your bed!
Anika, I know you gotta be somewhere here...
Where the...
Where are you???
I am gonna count to ten.
And then...
You don't wanna know what's then!
I warn you, Anika!
Come instantly out of your hide-out!
or else....
I'm gonna count to ten.
If you don't show up then
and apologize
you are never gonna be happy anymore.
1...
2...
3...
4...
Anika, I'm not joking around!
5...
6...
7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9....
1...
2...
3...
4...
Anika, I'm not joking around!
caretaker: soldiers!, well, you are the advance guard!
...and you just take care that nothing happens
to the other guys...
and me? I'm comin' just in a sec.
OK?
I'm with you in a moment.
sister: 5...
6...
7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9...
1...
2...
3...
4...
Anika, I'm not joking around!
5...
6...
7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9...
1...
Anika: Hello!?
sister: 3...
4...
Anika, I'm not joking around!
5..
6...
7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9...
1...
Anika: Help!!!
3...
4...
Anika: Hello!? Help!!!
sister: 5...
6...
7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9....
1...
Anika: Help!!!?
Sister: 3...
4...
Anika, I'm not joking around!
5...
Anika: HEELPP!!!!
sister: 7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
Anika: HELP!!?
sister: 9...
1...
2...
3...
4...
Anika, I don't joke around!
5...
Anika: Help!!!
sister: 7...
Anika, this is my last warning!
8...
9...
10!!!
Ha!
Aha. It is... you...
Pretty funny.
Anika? I know you are in here.
Anika!!!
caretaker: This here... this is the boys' room, sister...
sister: Really?
caretaker: mhm!
sister: Just wait for it, Anika.
God is gonna punish you.
That's for sure!.
And I hope for his punishment to be great.
And on you, he gonna take a look too, my friend...
Anika: Thanx, man!
(making a gun sound)
caretaker: Hey!!...
Heeyyyy!!!
We... We need our helmet back...
Anika: This is my helmet.
But we could make a deal!
caretaker: We need our helmet back, now!
We got lots to do over there... Ja?
Anika: You got lots of soldiers over there.
Just give me 20 of your men!
You can have your helmet back then.
Ok..
Then: War.
Advance, people!!!
(making machinegun sounds)
Granate!!!
Granate!!!1
Granate!!!!
AAAAAtooomic Booomb!!!!
You are boring.
Anika: Oh no, not classical music!
Anika: OH!
this is my favorite song!
But why is it so noisy?
Radio moderator: ...these were
the Andrew Sisters with "Rum and Coca Cola"
And now a note from the ministry of air defence:
"At bomb alarm turn all visible lights off.
In these hard times,
it is mandatory for our security.
So, when you hear diaphones:
Lights off. And look for your air raid shelter!
Anika: Are you guys real soldiers?
caretaker: Of course...
Anika: Are you reservists?
Or are you like real generals?
Or captains?
Or colonels?
Or are you something like... deserters?
Or...or merchanaries in the Foreign Legions?
caretaker: Well, ehm, so...
mhm
that here were the barracks some time.
Anika: My room???
caretaker: Yeah, parlor no.46
I remember that exactly.
And here, ehm, and there, and here...
that was were the privates' loft beds stood.
Anika: No generals?
caretaker: Mhm?
Anika: No generals?
caretaker: private aspirants for being generals.
and right here, they have been marching
in their boots.
You see, these tracks?
And right here there was a commode.
And out there - there was the tanks' garage.
They had all kinds of tanks there:
They had... tanks, howitzers, assault tanks,
and tank destroyers and field tanks,
and when they drove on their crawler chains, right,
the earth was trembling.
And the infantrists... like that....
they were marching all the time.
And everywhere there was barbed wire,
and frontier posts
and gigantic flaks...
gigantic flaks. everywhere...
Anika: what's that?
carteaker: what?
Anika: What's that?
caretaker: FLAK?
You don't know what a flak is?
Flug-Abwehr-Kanone.
Anika: OH! what does that look like?!
this is my wall.
this is America.
this is my bunny.
Could you draw me a flak?
How does that look like?... a flak?
You gotta know how that is supposed to look like!
You gotta know how that looks like!
Don't you have some kind of picture of it?
Just draw it!
Oh my, it can't be so hard to draw it, can it?
Just draw that thing!
Oh my, it can't be so hard to draw it, can it?
Just draw that thing!
caretaker: And then, there are the wheels.
and here comes the canon...
that's for shooting airplanes in the sky.
Anika: oh oh oh and also sister Ramona!
caretaker: and....
a tank is coming near. A field tank maybe...
with a gigantic turnable gun turret
aiming...
Anika: .... at sister Ramonas' right eyeball
caretaker: aaaaaannnd:
FIRE!
Anika: HIT!!!
Ramona explodes and she's dying in pain
caretaker: no no. Ramona dies like this:
Anika: But no! At 12 o' clock: An army of evil Ramonas!
Comrade! They are Legion!
caretaker: We gotta kill 'em all!
Anika: Yeaah! And: FIGHT!
caretaker: handgranate!!!
take cover!
Anika: hang in there!
hang in there!
caretaker: do it fast!
Anika: So, won.
hello?!
we won!
now I am the war journalist!
General, the war has been won. What you think of it?
caretaker: Where did you get this one?
Anika: marauded...
Mister General, the war has been won. What do you think?
caretaker: mhm?
Anika: the waaar has been won.
what you gotta say about that? how was it?
caretaker: well, ehm, good.
it was - good.
well, we outclassed them
in ideology and material, of course.
because of this fact we...
could finally win the battle.
Anika: No no, honestly:
Did you make it just on your own?
caretaker: Not completly on my own.
There had been this young girl...
in the age of 12 years...
with this funny blonde hair...
and well - she was also fighting really brave.
she actually threw atomic bombs!
with her bare hands!
Anika: Mister General! I'm getting in a new message!
A last batallion of evil Ramonas
has backed out into the mountains.
They have kidnapped children
and want to build an asylum.
caretaker: We gotta free them!
Anika: Yes, we have to save them.
caretaker: because, mh, winners are not allowed
to rest on their laurels.
Anika: Never!
woman: Yeah, yeah yeah
Miss Riebmann, ah yayaya, Miss Riebmann,
wonderful, come closer, dare to come closer!
I don't bite, Miss Riebmann!
Come closer!
Miss Riebmann, we are gonna find out
whats wrong with you, Miss Riebmann.
That's gonna be fine. let's make some.....
Let's do some nice li'l tests, Miss Riebmann.
Nice li'l tests!
We're gonna put you nicely into the tube.
And then from top to bottom:
We're gonna find out what's wrong with you,
Miss Riebmann.
I promise, that's gonna be nice, I promise.
(in another voice): Yeah, but, well, Mister Doctor,
Well, Mister Doctor, I gotta tell you:
I don't feel to good being here.
I'd like to go home now.
I gotta say, I don't like it here.
And I got this little pet at home.
And I gotta take care of it.
And because of this, I'd really like to go home now.
(old voice) Miss Riebmann, don't be so dramatic!
It's not that bad. Five months, maybe a year...
we're gonna make some nice tests on you...
thats gonna be wonderf...
(TV sounds)
(reading to each other)