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Warning!

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When y'all watch TV,
it's best to sit away from the
screen and keep the lights on.

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Ah, Tokyo Tower!

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Lani-chan, where are you?

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Children, have you seen
a Pomeranian?

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His name is Lani-chan.

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I dunno!

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Moe, don't you want lunch?
I'm going to put it away.

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Omishi Magical Theater: Episode 1
Happiness or Unhappiness: Death Angel

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I can't take this anymore!

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Moe,

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What are you doing in there?

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Your father's coming home soon,
so take your bath now.

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Are you listening to me, Moe?

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Oh, all right.

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What's the matter? You've been
holed up in your room all day.

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Man, this sucks!

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Moe, hurry up.

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I'll be right there.

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Don't say anything,
'cause I'm not gonna answer.

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But I will tell you
this one thing!

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When so much crap happens
that ya wanna die,

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then your soul belongs to me!

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I'll take ya there,
to the world below.

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I'm so miserable
that I'm hallucinating!

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Don't be ridiculous!

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Charge!

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Hey, I'm not bad at this.

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Umm, so you mean to say
you're a shinigami?

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You got it!

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The name's Risky.

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I'm an apprentice shinigami,

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but that don't mean you can
mess with me, got it?

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Once I've gotten enough souls,
I'll be a full-fledged shinigami.

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Oh, I haven't eaten
in 3 death hours!

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What's your problem?

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I'm a shinigami!
You should be more afraid of me!

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Don't be shy!

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I don't know what to say.
This is all so extraordinary.

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The fact is,
you're really not that scary.

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You're adorable.

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What was that?

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Didn't I tell ya not to mess
with a shinigami?

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But,

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Come to think of it...

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How awful!

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What have you done?

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I did tell ya I was a shinigami.

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You're not, you're not here
to put a curse of death on us,

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are you?

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Wrong!

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You're the one who summoned me.

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Up until a little while ago,
ya wanted to die, right?

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You're buried in misery,
aren't ya?

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I know just how
wretched ya are.

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That muffler,
that toy, that book

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all belong to the boy who's
the cause of your misery.

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Face it, girl,
you were rejected!

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By this boy.

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He sure is a handsome devil.

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I'm afraid I can't comment
any more on that.

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Whatcha giggling like that for?

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He betrayed ya.

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Do ya know what this guy
was up to last night?

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Look here.

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And here!

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You're one pathetic chick.

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That's why I'm here for ya.

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There's no bright future
for you, girl.

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So just give me your soul.

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I really have nothing left?

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The fact that I'm here
is proof of that.

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Well, I'll be takin' your
soul now!

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Time out!

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Now what?

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Throw all that junk out.

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I can't do that.

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What?

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It's true that I was
badly hurt,

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and I felt desperate,

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and I resented Yuya-kun.

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But, you know, it's so weird,

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I just can't bring myself
to hate him!

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It hu... r... ts...

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What's wrong?

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Ya said somethin' nice.

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Let me out.

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She's coming!

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Not just yet.

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This is my body.

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Only half of it.

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H, hey...

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I finally made it.

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You're probably surprised by
the unexpectedness of all this.

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It's nice to meet you, Moe-san.

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I am Safety,
an apprentice angel.

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I'm very happy to be here
with you.

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Me, too.
What on earth?

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Even when everything
seems hopeless

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On a night when you feel like
you're going to cry

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Words that seem so trivial,

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When I string them together,

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I long to tell somebody.

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Such a little flame
has been ignited

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in my body.

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Now, finally, maybe I can
show my gentle side.

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Eyes so close to tears.

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I remember

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How you held me,

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And how your smile always
reflected the sky.

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Because Moe-san has been
hurt by Risky,

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apprentice angel Safety
has come to help her.

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Next time: Angels Don't Lie

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Yoroshiku, Baby, desuno!

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Everyone, I'm very pleased
to meet you all.

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I appeared at the very end
of the last episode.

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My name is Safety,
and I'm an apprentice angel.

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Moe-san's heart is bruised,

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and I'm here as her
supporting angel.

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Omishi Magical Theater:
Risky Safety

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Episode 2: Angels Don't Lie.

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Yoroshiku, Baby, desuno!