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Jack.

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YUSEI!

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There's something you should know.

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WHAAAAAT IS IT, YUSEI?

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Card games on motorcycles.

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WHAT?

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I said, card games on motorcycles.

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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I said, card games on motorcycles!!

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WHAT THE HELL IS A MOTORCYCLE?

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You're kidding, right?

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HEY, CROW! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A MOTORCYCLE IS?

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Can't say that I do, Jack.

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YEAH, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.

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WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

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So that we can play card games on them.

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THAT SOUNDS STUPID.

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Jack, you're scaring me.

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COME ON, CROW, LET'S GO PLAY A CARD GAME, WHILE STANDING COMPLETELY STILL...

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ON.

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THE.

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GROUND.

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Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

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GAHUH!

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Oh, thank God!

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Yeah!

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Ah!

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I'm Batman!

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Woah!

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Y'all gon' make me get my game on!

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Up in here! Up in here!

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Y'all gon' make me throw a face-down!

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Up in here! Up in here!

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Well it's a good thing I play a lot of Assassin's Creed! Huh?

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Okay, pal, you obviously don't know who I am.

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The name's Jaden Yuki!

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And I'm absolutely flawless!

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Oh, how 'bout a little help, Neos?

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It's a good thing Venice is apparently empty,

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or that might have been kind of dangerous.

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Pwotagonist!

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No, it is Jaden.

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I am here for the one who destwoyed the future.

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Look there must be some kind of mistake.

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I'm Jaden Yuki.

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Yes, that is wight.

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But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!

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Cowwection!

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I think you will find you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh!'s cwedability.

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And now I am going to destwoy you with my Mawefic monsters!

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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[sigh] It's times like this that I like to just stand here and enjoy the peaceful serenity of a beautiful spring morni-

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YUUUUUUUUSEIIIIIIIIIII!!

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What?

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HI!

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Hello, Jack.

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Hey Yusei, can you settle a bet?

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What bet?

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Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?

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IT'S TOTALLY NOT!

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Shut-up Jack. Let Yusei decide.

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OKAY.

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Well-

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BET IT'S NOT GAY.

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- Well, obviously it's not.[br]- SEE?

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How could a movie where the male protagonists call each other cute nicknames,

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and play volleyball,

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and ride their phallic vehicles at extremely high speeds,

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be anything but straight?

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I dunno. Still seems kind of gay to me.

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NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED,

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LET'S GO RIDE OUR MOTORCYCLES AND PLAY SOME HALF-NAKED VOLLEYBALL.

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You can be my wingman anytime, Jack.

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NO, YUSEI, YOU CAN BE MINE.

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DODODUDODO

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!

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YEAH! GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT IN...!

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OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO STRAIGHT, YOU GUYS!

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Pwotagonist!

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Wait! Who's that?

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I DUNNO! BUT HIS HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL!

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OOOOH!

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Jack, look out!

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CROW, LOOK OUT!

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Wario, look out!

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I'm-a gonna win!

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I have you now, Pwotagonist!

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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I don't know why I did that. Seems kind of dangerous, actually.

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YUSEI! SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK!

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What?

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WARRIOR! SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!

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I've got a better idea.

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Come on out, Stardust Dragon!

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OKAY, NOW WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK AND WAVE IT AT HIM!

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What?

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WARRIOR!!

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And now, Pwotagonist,

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watch as I turn your favowite monster into a cwappy Phwee-Dee effect!

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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We at Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged would like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie.

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However, we would like to think this is totally justified

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since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience.

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So please, enjoy your 2D movie, because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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I totally won that duel.

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YUSEI! THAT GUY STOLE YOUR STARDUST DRAGON CARD! WHAT A DICK!

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I KNOW I DID IT IN SEASON ONE, BUT...UH...I...UH...HE'S A DICK!

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Why did he even take your card in the first place?

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Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.

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Oh don't be silly, Yusei! You know I'd never be embarrassed-

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For the last time! I'm dating a motorcycle!

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But why date a motorcycle when you can have me?

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Tell her, Jack.

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GIRLS ARE SMELLY.

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He's right, they are.

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Well I think motorcycles are smelly!

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Get out.

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Bu-

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Get.

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Out.

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Lion-O! Check out what we found on the Internet.

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Snarf! Snarf!

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"And then Jack turned to Yusei and said 'Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive.'"

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Here Snarf! The other page Lion-O! Snarf! Snarf!

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Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters?

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Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games!

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What the hell is wrong with his hair?

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YUGI MOTO? HE WAS THE GREATEST DUELIST WHO EVER LIVED!

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It says here that he died a virgin

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and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life".

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THE GREATEST DUELIST WHO EVER LIVED.

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I LOVE HIM.

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It also says that dragons appeared and destroyed most of Europe ten years ago...What?

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Wait. Look! It's him!

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YOU FOUND WALDO?

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It's the guy who stole my card!

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WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD?!

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Jack.

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YUSEI!

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No.

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'KAY!

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There's only one explanation for this.

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He must have traveled through time to steal Yusei's card

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so he could go back to the past and wreak havoc on the world.

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WOW, CROW!

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HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?

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It's all right here in his Wikipedia article.

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Well, if it's on the Internet, it must be true.

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Look! Outside!

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YAY! IT'S SNOWING!

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NO SCHOOL FOR US TODAY!

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I don't think that's snow, Jack.

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The world seems to be disintegrating around us.

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I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!

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Hey! I have a tramp stamp just like that.

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Strange...I can feel the Crimson Dragon calling to me.

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Atreyuuuuu!

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What is it, Crimson Dragon?

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You must follow me into the past.

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Wait, since when could you travel through time?

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Since like, forever. Kind of a big deal.

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In that case, can you take me back in time to see my parents?

0:10:01.664,0:10:06.446
Nooooo. That would be a lame use of my powers.

0:10:06.446,0:10:11.337
Remember, once you hit eighty-eight miles per hour-

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I'm going to see some serious sh*t?

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Nooooo. You'll be violating the speed limit.

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So do try to drive slower than that.

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I must drive to the past to save the future and my friends.

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BYE, YUSEI!

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DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW! IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEE!

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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Any last words before I destwoy you and take your wawest monster, Mr. Pwotagonist?

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I keep telling you, my name is Jaden!

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Mawefic Stardust Dwagon, show him the twue power of Pawadox!

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Okay!

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That tears it!

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Venice

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SUUUUCKS!

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Next year I'm vacationing in Germany!

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Nothing bad ever happens there!

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Stardust, here is your chance for an all-out attack.

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Mother.

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Atreyuuuuu!

0:11:04.853,0:11:05.981
Paradox.

0:11:05.981,0:11:06.980
Pwotagonist?

0:11:06.980,0:11:07.757
I came-

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What?

0:11:08.485,0:11:09.284
-to the past.

0:11:09.284,0:11:10.101
Oh.

0:11:10.101,0:11:11.745
But I also had an orgasm.

0:11:11.745,0:11:12.592
Ewww!

0:11:12.592,0:11:13.551
JADEN: Ha! Nice!

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But how? How did you follow me back in time?

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I don't know.

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Dang, son, that is one awesome motorbike you're-

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You're not riding it.

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Worth a shot.

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Now I'm going to leave this timeline... for no weason!

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(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

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I totally won that duel.

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We weren't even dueling.

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Duh! Because I won!

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YUSEI: My God. The city's been absolutely devastated.

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JADEN: Yeah! And he took my Elemental Hero Neos trading card.

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This guy has got to pay! For the people of Venice! And my friends.

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And my favorite trading card.

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Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?

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My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless!

0:12:00.916,0:12:02.597
(George Michael : Absolutely flawless)

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Stop being happy.

0:12:03.871,0:12:06.112
Ain't nobody in the world as fly as me!

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I'm serious. Stop it.

0:12:07.270,0:12:10.959
Bitches just line up to get a glimpse of my sweet moves.

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I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.

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Come on, homie! Don't be a playa hater!

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I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.

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So what's your name?

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Yusei Fudo.

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I come from a post apocalyptic world where people struggle to survive.

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I grew up on the streets an orphan.

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Alone, if it weren't for my friends.

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I have nothing except my bike and my deck.

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Sounds pretty tight, dawg.

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Me? I come from a kick-ass school that teaches how to play card games.

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We sleep on warm, comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want.

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Sigh. It's a good life.

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Well, just look at all the f**ks I give.

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So, you're from the future?

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Yes. You probably have a lot of questions for me but I can't tell you anything.

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If I were to tell you about the future it would be...dangerous.

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Dangerous? Why?

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Life as we know it would cease to exist.

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We'd be cast into a world where time and space have no meaning.

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In short, I can't give you any spoilers.

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I have a question!

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I told you, I can't tell you anything.

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This isn't a spoiler.

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Okay.

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Can I ride your bike?

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I already told you, no.

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Oh come on! It'll be fun!

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I'll let you ride my bike, if you can tell me one thing.

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Sure. Ask away.

0:13:21.895,0:13:23.119
Why are we in Venice?

0:13:23.689,0:13:25.106
...F*ck it! You win.

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Always do.

0:13:25.973,0:13:28.197
Jaden! This man called your mother fat.

0:13:28.197,0:13:30.937
I farted on him. He doesn't know it yet.

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Hello! I am extremely Asian!

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Yusei

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What?

0:13:34.719,0:13:36.198
I see dead people.

0:13:36.767,0:13:39.558
I'm going to begin shunning you for the rest of the movie.

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Now make yourself useful and open the Internet.

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I think you'll find that everything on the Internet is completely-

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Oh my God!

0:13:46.306,0:13:49.146
Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?

0:13:49.146,0:13:52.596
I forgot I bookmarked "2 Dark Magician Girls 1 Pot of Greed".

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I'll just go to www.plotconvenience.com and-

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Oh my God! It says our shows never existed! But that would mean-

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We have to get out of here. If only we had a motorbike-

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You're not riding my damn bike.

0:14:06.241,0:14:09.614
Ah! What's going on? Are we being bombed?

0:14:09.614,0:14:14.445
Is America invading us again? I knew it was only a matter of time!

0:14:14.445,0:14:15.492
Calm down, Grandpa.

0:14:15.492,0:14:16.677
It's just the fireworks.

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Yugi! Fetch me my gun!

0:14:18.105,0:14:23.262
Welcome everyone, to the grand unveiling of a bunch of lame new trading cards.

0:14:23.262,0:14:27.228
Here to introduce our host, Piiiirate Hitler!

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I shall send ze Jews straight to Davy Jones' locker! Heil Blackbeard!

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I love Pirate Hitler. He always makes me laugh.

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And now, without further ado, Ladies and gentlemen, Maximillion Peeeeegasus!

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Welcome, all you foolish nerds...!

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To the gayest spectacle in the world...!

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I'm making a cameo in this movie...!

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I'm much more fabulous in 3D!

0:15:00.578,0:15:05.329
Oh hey, Grandpa, it's that guy who kidnapped your soul and then tried to kill me. But now he's our friend.

0:15:05.329,0:15:07.211
Well well well.

0:15:07.211,0:15:10.632
If it isn't my old friend, Pwotagonists.

0:15:11.032,0:15:12.874
Hm. I wonder what time it is.

0:15:12.874,0:15:13.374
Huh?

0:15:14.051,0:15:20.401
Oh! The Americans are invading us with dragons! Just like back in 1945.

0:15:25.124,0:15:27.878
We have to get to safety. Grandpa, follow me!

0:15:27.878,0:15:28.378
Whee!

0:15:28.378,0:15:30.315
Wait, Grandpa! Where are you going?

0:15:30.315,0:15:31.584
Death to America!

0:15:33.430,0:15:37.397
Wait! Come back! You can buy my song on CD!

0:15:38.197,0:15:41.906
Oh that building doesn't look to safe- Oh nooooo!

0:15:42.290,0:15:45.237
Oh, looks like I'm face-down.

0:15:45.237,0:15:50.380
Just a typical Friday night for Maximillion Pegasus.

0:15:50.380,0:15:51.296
I'm dead.

0:15:56.158,0:15:57.048
Argh.

0:15:59.494,0:16:02.646
Huh? What the hell happened?

0:16:05.215,0:16:07.894
Grandpa? Grandpa?

0:16:10.217,0:16:11.274
No!

0:16:17.720,0:16:24.453
It finally happened. He finally went to that great big basement in the sky.

0:16:24.453,0:16:32.063
It's so ironic. He always loved falling buildings, but only when they were falling on other people.

0:16:35.155,0:16:38.644
Grandpa!

0:16:39.029,0:16:40.136
Can I have my Oscar now?

0:16:40.136,0:16:42.259
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

0:16:42.259,0:16:45.868
Once again, Pwotagonist, you see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take-

0:16:45.868,0:16:47.779
Hey f**k you man! I'm trying to win an Oscar here.

0:16:47.779,0:16:49.044
Atreyuuuuu!

0:16:49.044,0:16:49.882
What the...

0:16:49.882,0:16:53.432
I am here to comfort you in your griiiiief.

0:16:53.432,0:16:56.363
Well at least I retained my dignity. Woah!

0:16:56.363,0:16:59.841
Woah! I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it.

0:16:59.841,0:17:01.015
Everybody gets one.

0:17:01.015,0:17:04.654
God! My head hasn't hurt this bad since I watched the Naruto Abridged Movie.

0:17:04.654,0:17:05.884
Hey man. You okay?

0:17:05.884,0:17:07.547
Yeah. And what's wrong with your hair?

0:17:07.547,0:17:08.917
Who are you people?

0:17:08.917,0:17:10.307
We're from the future.

0:17:10.307,0:17:15.898
I'm Yusei Fudo. I'm the serious one with a voice that makes the fangirls swoon.

0:17:15.898,0:17:20.727
And I'm Jaden Yuki! The cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep.

0:17:20.727,0:17:24.541
I'm Yugi Muto. And I was playing card games before it was cool.

0:17:24.541,0:17:28.339
Wait a minute. If you guys are from the future then tell me, will I ever get laid?

0:17:28.339,0:17:29.982
Well actually, now that you mention it-

0:17:29.982,0:17:31.625
Jaden, no! We can't tell him anything.

0:17:31.625,0:17:34.341
If we do, the fabric of space and time could-

0:17:34.341,0:17:35.362
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

0:17:35.362,0:17:37.375
Look, are you guys going to give me spoilers or not?

0:17:37.375,0:17:37.875
No!

0:17:37.875,0:17:41.526
Oh come on! At least tell me if I beat Jaden in the final episode of GX.

0:17:41.526,0:17:42.288
Well, duh.

0:17:42.288,0:17:44.329
Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah! What?

0:17:44.329,0:17:46.037
It's not a spoiler if it's obvious.

0:17:46.037,0:17:48.616
Check it out, dawgs, my Neos card came back!

0:17:48.616,0:17:50.634
It must be because we came back in time.

0:17:50.634,0:17:52.908
That is not how time travel works.

0:17:52.908,0:17:54.286
Well how else do you explain it?

0:17:54.286,0:17:56.599
Obviously this movie had its head up its own anus.

0:17:56.599,0:17:58.940
Well that answers pretty much every question I had.

0:17:58.940,0:18:02.967
We've come back to the past to save the world from the evil known as Paradox.

0:18:02.967,0:18:03.966
What does he want?

0:18:03.966,0:18:04.902
We don't know,

0:18:04.902,0:18:09.687
but he seems to be trying to turn our rarest cards into darker more corrupted monsters.

0:18:09.687,0:18:12.617
Yeah! And for some reason he hates Venice.

0:18:12.617,0:18:15.107
That bastard! I can't forgive him.

0:18:15.107,0:18:17.878
Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm.

0:18:17.878,0:18:18.873
The what realm?

0:18:18.873,0:18:20.500
You know. The Shadow Realm.

0:18:20.500,0:18:24.411
The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you.

0:18:24.411,0:18:25.871
I think you're talking about Hell.

0:18:25.871,0:18:27.061
No, it's the Shadow Realm.

0:18:27.061,0:18:31.424
You know whenever people fall from a really tall building...or...they get stabbed in the chest.

0:18:31.424,0:18:32.997
They go straight to the Shadow Realm.

0:18:32.997,0:18:35.242
What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?

0:18:35.242,0:18:36.666
I don't think that's a real thing.

0:18:36.666,0:18:40.375
So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead?

0:18:40.375,0:18:41.449
'Fraid so, Bro-seph.

0:18:41.449,0:18:43.119
I thought this was supposed to be a kids' movie!

0:18:43.119,0:18:45.496
Yugi. We can't defeat Paradox alone.

0:18:45.496,0:18:49.831
Well, I mean I probably can, but Jaden definitely can't.

0:18:49.831,0:18:50.863
That's cold, dawg!

0:18:50.863,0:18:54.881
Yugi Muto. Will you do us the honor of joining us in our quest?

0:18:54.881,0:18:55.961
You bet I'm in.

0:18:55.961,0:18:59.369
Nobody f*cks with my favorite trading card game and gets away with it.

0:18:59.369,0:19:01.507
Then our threesome is complete.

0:19:01.507,0:19:02.584
Aww, yeah!

0:19:02.584,0:19:04.903
Looks like we chilling with the King of Games, byatches!

0:19:04.903,0:19:06.892
This s**t be balling.

0:19:06.892,0:19:07.913
What?

0:19:07.913,0:19:09.830
He said he's happy to have you on board.

0:19:09.830,0:19:13.514
Oh. It looks like the Crimson Dragon has taken us back to before Pegasus was killed.

0:19:13.514,0:19:15.829
Now all we need to do is create a distraction.

0:19:15.829,0:19:18.791
Greeting, fools, it is I! Marik Ishtar!

0:19:18.791,0:19:21.262
And I am here to enslave all of you with my-

0:19:21.262,0:19:21.902
Ah!

0:19:21.902,0:19:23.010
Nice shot, Jaden.

0:19:23.010,0:19:25.313
Yeah. Way to endanger innocent lives.

0:19:25.313,0:19:27.389
Don't thank me. Thank Yubel!

0:19:27.389,0:19:28.608
Who's Yubel?

0:19:28.608,0:19:30.064
The demon who lives inside my head.

0:19:30.987,0:19:32.329
Wonderful.

0:19:32.329,0:19:35.642
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!

0:19:35.642,0:19:38.765
We meet again, Pwotagonists.

0:19:38.765,0:19:42.193
Alright Paradox it's time you showed us who you really are.

0:19:42.193,0:19:44.164
Take off that damn mask!

0:19:46.210,0:19:47.911
Oh my God, it's him!

0:19:47.911,0:19:49.229
I can't beleive it!

0:19:49.229,0:19:51.324
Damn! I totally didn't see that coming!

0:19:51.324,0:19:53.691
...Okay, so does anybody actually know this guy?

0:19:53.691,0:19:54.191
Nope.

0:19:54.191,0:19:54.856
Never met him.

0:19:54.856,0:19:56.955
Of course you don't know who I am.

0:19:56.955,0:19:58.197
I'm fwom the future.

0:19:58.197,0:20:00.049
So why were you wearing a mask?

0:20:00.049,0:20:00.549
What?

0:20:00.549,0:20:01.486
You had a mask on.

0:20:01.486,0:20:02.555
No I did not.

0:20:02.555,0:20:03.596
Yes you did.

0:20:03.596,0:20:04.572
Did not.

0:20:04.572,0:20:06.136
You completely, totally did!

0:20:06.136,0:20:08.341
Look it makes my chawacter design wook intewesting.

0:20:08.341,0:20:09.393
What do you want fwom me?

0:20:09.393,0:20:11.656
For the love of God does anyone know what time it is?

0:20:11.656,0:20:13.481
I know exactly what time it is.

0:20:13.481,0:20:18.743
It is time to dododo. Dododododo. Dododo. Dododododuel.

0:20:18.743,0:20:20.864
Let's do this guys! For our friends!

0:20:20.864,0:20:22.121
And Venice!

0:20:22.121,0:20:23.363
Yes! And for Venice!

0:20:23.363,0:20:24.570
And my Grandpa.

0:20:24.570,0:20:26.474
Yes! And for your dead Grandpa!

0:20:26.474,0:20:28.134
But mostly for our friends!

0:20:29.334,0:20:32.112
Ah! Desu desu bitches!

0:20:32.112,0:20:35.509
Alright, you time traveling screwhead, listen up!

0:20:35.509,0:20:37.583
This is my signer mark!

0:20:38.183,0:20:39.148
Hey Yugi.

0:20:40.979,0:20:42.571
Pharaoh! That's dirty!

0:20:42.571,0:20:47.204
Super special awesome ultra special super sexy transformation sequence!

0:20:47.204,0:20:50.139
In 3D!

0:20:50.786,0:20:52.460
We're back, baby!

0:20:52.460,0:20:53.756
Duel!

0:20:53.756,0:20:54.829
Good luck everyone.

0:20:54.829,0:20:58.865
I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.

0:20:58.865,0:21:01.202
Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists!

0:21:01.202,0:21:05.466
Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World.

0:21:05.466,0:21:06.981
Actually, this isn't so bad!

0:21:06.981,0:21:08.529
Yeah. It's actually kind of pretty here.

0:21:08.529,0:21:11.137
Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.

0:21:11.137,0:21:12.974
Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!

0:21:12.974,0:21:14.608
Look at all the pretty lights!

0:21:14.608,0:21:17.032
Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!

0:21:17.032,0:21:19.398
Paradox! You've got some explaining to do!

0:21:19.398,0:21:22.509
Yeah! Like why the hell were you in Venice?

0:21:22.509,0:21:23.766
Look. This isn't important.

0:21:23.766,0:21:24.706
I disagree-

0:21:24.706,0:21:25.439
Shut up.

0:21:25.439,0:21:28.237
Paradox, why are you trying to destroy the world?

0:21:28.237,0:21:29.818
You stupid pwotagonist.

0:21:29.818,0:21:33.710
I am not twying to destwoy the world, I am twying to save it.

0:21:33.710,0:21:35.579
-Not if we can stop you. Wait what?

0:21:35.579,0:21:39.525
In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed.

0:21:39.525,0:21:45.152
Humanity's ignorance has caused the planet to become... wavaged and wifeless.

0:21:45.152,0:21:46.440
Wavaged and wifeless?

0:21:46.440,0:21:48.486
But how? Was it Global Warming?

0:21:48.486,0:21:49.571
Nuclear war?

0:21:49.571,0:21:52.285
No, none of those things happened.

0:21:52.285,0:21:54.587
What destwoyed the world was...

0:21:54.587,0:21:57.110
Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...

0:21:57.110,0:21:57.764
What?

0:21:57.764,0:22:00.943
That is wight, Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...

0:22:00.943,0:22:02.146
You're serious?

0:22:02.146,0:22:04.858
Yes, vewwwwwwy

0:22:04.858,0:22:05.830
How?

0:22:05.830,0:22:06.767
What?

0:22:06.767,0:22:08.703
How did card games destroy the world?

0:22:08.703,0:22:10.595
Well, I was not actually there.

0:22:10.595,0:22:13.408
But I heard that somebody pwayed a card game.

0:22:13.408,0:22:17.367
And then boom! End of the world. It totally happened.

0:22:17.367,0:22:20.233
Just like I said. Just card game--

0:22:20.233,0:22:22.405
Boom! Evewyone dead.

0:22:22.405,0:22:25.932
Okay. But how does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?

0:22:25.932,0:22:27.071
Look, I planned this.

0:22:27.071,0:22:28.148
So explain it!

0:22:28.148,0:22:30.212
Yeah! Explain your great plan!

0:22:30.212,0:22:33.803
All I had to do... was invent time twavel.

0:22:33.803,0:22:38.690
Then go back in time. And kill Pegasus.

0:22:38.690,0:22:41.836
And then the future would be better. That's it.

0:22:41.836,0:22:43.558
You also killed Yugi's Grandpa.

0:22:43.558,0:22:44.861
Yeah, and Yugi's Grandpa.

0:22:44.861,0:22:47.448
I totally meant to do that too. My plan is great.

0:22:47.448,0:22:49.519
Also a lot of innocent people died.

0:22:49.519,0:22:51.081
Yes there was a little cowwateral damage.

0:22:51.081,0:22:53.701
Probably not important. My plan is great.

0:22:53.701,0:22:59.995
Then why are you riding around on a motorcycle wearing an evil mask stealing people's cards and laughing like a maniac?

0:22:59.995,0:23:01.743
Does that sound like a hero?

0:23:01.743,0:23:04.143
Well when you put it like that not weally. But uh...

0:23:04.143,0:23:06.673
Then what the hell man?! What the actual hell?!

0:23:06.673,0:23:12.705
Listen! Either I destwoy the card game or the world itself is destwoyed.

0:23:12.705,0:23:14.594
It is as simple as that.

0:23:14.594,0:23:16.784
Hm. The entire world

0:23:16.784,0:23:18.533
or card games.

0:23:18.533,0:23:19.513
Tough choice.

0:23:19.513,0:23:20.948
There is no choice.

0:23:20.948,0:23:23.603
Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.

0:23:23.603,0:23:25.257
You're right Yusei.

0:23:25.257,0:23:27.311
You know, you always were my favorite protagonist.

0:23:27.311,0:23:29.292
Right back at you, Yugi.

0:23:29.292,0:23:32.095
It feels so good to know you'll be playing with me.

0:23:35.111,0:23:36.288
No homo!

0:23:36.288,0:23:38.572
Uh. Yes! No homo indeed.

0:23:38.572,0:23:43.870
Pwotagonists! I challenge you to a card game!

0:23:43.870,0:23:45.915
You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?

0:23:45.915,0:23:47.915
Yes! That.

0:23:47.915,0:23:49.732
Seems kind of hypocritical.

0:23:49.732,0:23:53.540
Yes and how is this even going to work? There's three of us against one of you.

0:23:53.540,0:23:54.507
It is simple.

0:23:54.507,0:23:58.672
First Yusei goes, then I go, then Jaden goes, then I go-

0:23:58.672,0:23:59.172
Wait.

0:23:59.172,0:24:01.933
-then Yugi goes and then I go. Sounds fair wight?

0:24:01.933,0:24:03.210
You've got to be kidding!

0:24:03.210,0:24:07.521
That means we each get one turn per round and you get like, uh a gajillion!

0:24:07.521,0:24:08.729
I'm glad you understand.

0:24:08.729,0:24:11.170
Oh come on. But nobody in their right mind would agree something like that-

0:24:11.170,0:24:14.349
You're on, Paradox! We're going to take you down!

0:24:14.349,0:24:15.384
Oh God no.

0:24:15.384,0:24:15.884
Jaden.

0:24:15.884,0:24:16.384
Wassup?

0:24:16.384,0:24:19.505
If we survive this, I'm going to go back in time

0:24:19.505,0:24:22.892
and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure.

0:24:22.892,0:24:23.517
Can I come?

0:24:23.517,0:24:26.063
You can ride with me anytime Yugi.

0:24:28.663,0:24:29.752
No homo!

0:24:29.752,0:24:32.140
Yes! I was just about to say... uh... no homo.

0:24:32.140,0:24:36.123
I summon the Mawefic Cyber End Dwagon!

0:24:36.123,0:24:41.513
Now Yusei. I should point out that this card game... is not going to take place on a motorcycle.

0:24:41.513,0:24:47.554
I hope you understand that. I don't want you like trying to ride your duel disk or something.

0:24:47.554,0:24:50.457
We're just going to stand with our feet planted firmly on the ground-

0:24:50.457,0:24:51.508
I know how to duel!

0:24:51.508,0:24:52.458
Well okay then.

0:24:52.458,0:24:55.129
I Synchro Summon Junk Gardna in Defense Mode.

0:24:55.129,0:24:56.072
Synchro what?

0:24:56.072,0:24:57.057
Synchro Summon.

0:24:57.057,0:24:58.069
What summon?

0:24:58.069,0:24:59.042
Synchro Summon.

0:24:59.042,0:24:59.970
What what?

0:24:59.970,0:25:01.667
Synchro Summon.

0:25:01.667,0:25:02.984
Oh! What's that?

0:25:02.984,0:25:04.264
It's where you play a monst-

0:25:04.264,0:25:06.638
Wait. I seem to have stopped caring.

0:25:06.638,0:25:08.951
That was a nice Synchwo Summon, Yusei.

0:25:08.951,0:25:09.804
Synchro what?

0:25:09.804,0:25:11.527
But I'm afwaid not nice enough.

0:25:11.527,0:25:15.045
Now I summon my Mawefic Wainbow Dwagon!

0:25:15.045,0:25:18.622
Hey! No fair Paradox! That's my best friend's card!

0:25:18.622,0:25:20.159
Seriously? You have friends?

0:25:20.159,0:25:21.053
Yes!

0:25:21.053,0:25:22.765
You mean ones that aren't invisible?

0:25:22.765,0:25:24.758
Oh. Right. Look who's talking.

0:25:24.758,0:25:27.934
You tell him, Jaden. I'm still very Asian by the way.

0:25:27.934,0:25:29.026
Freestyle time!

0:25:29.026,0:25:30.622
Oh please tell me he's not going to rap.

0:25:30.622,0:25:33.024
Paradox, man! I just wanna' let you know.

0:25:33.024,0:25:35.765
Ain't no way you're gonna take away our card game, Yu-Gi-Oh!

0:25:35.765,0:25:38.200
I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!

0:25:38.200,0:25:40.856
Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast.

0:25:40.856,0:25:43.405
What's that? Come again? I got a second move.

0:25:43.405,0:25:45.983
Looks like Jaden f'ing Yuki's got a lot to proove!

0:25:45.983,0:25:48.700
Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan.

0:25:48.700,0:25:51.271
I'm gonna' lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.

0:25:51.271,0:25:53.602
Good job, Jaden! Way to get your lame on!

0:25:53.602,0:25:56.432
Actually, it's "get your game on"-

0:25:56.432,0:25:57.284
I know what it is.

0:25:57.284,0:26:00.956
Mawefic Pawadox Dwagon! Come forth!

0:26:00.956,0:26:02.426
Holy Ra!

0:26:02.426,0:26:06.717
I've seen a lot of dragons in my time but that one takes the cake!

0:26:06.717,0:26:08.455
And he probably ate it too!

0:26:08.455,0:26:11.107
Shut up Jaden! You're not funny.

0:26:11.107,0:26:15.611
So stand back ya'll 'cause it's time for a real main character to take the field.

0:26:16.319,0:26:17.604
Oh pwease!

0:26:17.604,0:26:19.650
You may be the King of Games in your timeline

0:26:19.650,0:26:23.592
but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding.

0:26:23.592,0:26:26.372
Compared to me you are just a learner.

0:26:26.372,0:26:29.302
That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox.

0:26:29.302,0:26:32.991
But then we're not in your timeline, are we?

0:26:32.991,0:26:33.551
Um-

0:26:33.551,0:26:38.082
And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken exploitable mess of a game.

0:26:38.082,0:26:40.890
And I'm about to exploit the Hell out of it.

0:26:40.890,0:26:45.748
I summon the Dark Magician and Dark Magician with boobies.

0:26:45.748,0:26:48.793
Hey, Dark Magician. How come we can talk in this movie?

0:26:48.793,0:26:49.851
A wizard did it.

0:26:49.851,0:26:58.300
Dark Magician and Dark Magician with big boobies, use Dark Magic Twin Burst to destroy Malefic Paradox Dragon!

0:26:58.300,0:27:00.875
Hah yeah! Pimp slap like a mofo!

0:27:00.875,0:27:03.502
I am so happy to be Asian today, you guys!

0:27:03.502,0:27:06.990
I believe the appropriate phrase is a-booyah.

0:27:06.990,0:27:09.396
Let's see you recover from that, Paradox!

0:27:09.396,0:27:12.049
I will do more than that, Pwotagonists!

0:27:12.049,0:27:17.800
Watch as I summon my Mawefic Twuth Dwagon!

0:27:17.800,0:27:19.947
Yahaha! Ahahahaha!

0:27:19.947,0:27:21.680
I've never felt so Asian!

0:27:21.680,0:27:24.682
Mr. Pegasus. We appear to be flying right into a storm.

0:27:24.682,0:27:26.822
Well why don't you just turn around then?

0:27:26.822,0:27:29.497
I'm afraid I never finished my helicopter pilot training.

0:27:29.497,0:27:31.041
I only know how to fly forwards.

0:27:31.041,0:27:33.921
Well then, at least have the decency to turn the music up.

0:27:33.921,0:27:39.789
Ah s**t dawg! I've seen a lot of dragons in my time, but that behemoth definitely takes the cake.

0:27:39.789,0:27:41.592
And probably ate it too.

0:27:42.254,0:27:45.207
A dragon. Eating a cake!

0:27:45.207,0:27:47.070
Yusei, you're so funny.

0:27:47.070,0:27:49.635
Oh come on! That's the same joke I used from before.

0:27:49.635,0:27:51.341
Yes, but Yusei told it better.

0:27:51.341,0:27:55.172
Oh, I wish my gweat-gweat gwandfather Dartz was here to see me do this.

0:27:55.172,0:27:57.242
He would be so pwoud of me.

0:27:57.242,0:27:59.873
Gentlemen. If we don't make it through this

0:27:59.873,0:28:03.014
I want you do know it's been an honor playing card games with you.

0:28:03.014,0:28:04.360
Even you Jaden.

0:28:04.360,0:28:05.254
Ballin'!

0:28:05.254,0:28:07.371
You can be my wingman anytime Yugi.

0:28:07.371,0:28:09.557
No Yusei, you can be mine.

0:28:12.418,0:28:14.083
No homo right?

0:28:14.083,0:28:15.264
All of the homo!

0:28:15.264,0:28:21.462
Mawefic Twuth Dwagon, lay waste to their monsters and change the future!

0:28:21.924,0:28:26.430
I am wictowious!

0:28:27.337,0:28:32.506
There's just no way that we can win. His cards are epic beasts.

0:28:32.506,0:28:37.204
He duels too well because he's from another time.

0:28:37.204,0:28:37.924
Listen, both of you!

0:28:38.524,0:28:41.059
He's gonna to rewrite history.

0:28:41.059,0:28:43.904
He's gonna to wipe out our card games.

0:28:43.904,0:28:44.404
Never!

0:28:44.404,0:28:48.868
Unless we break his massive monster into pieces.

0:28:48.868,0:28:52.022
Homies. We've been through so much stuff.

0:28:52.022,0:28:54.219
I had to hear Jaden rapping.

0:28:54.219,0:28:55.311
That was rough.

0:28:55.311,0:28:59.738
Now it's time to take this sucker dow-ow-own.

0:29:00.245,0:29:03.754
Come on, guys, now it's time to blow doors down.

0:29:03.754,0:29:06.830
I hear you, Jaden, now it's time to blow doors down.

0:29:06.830,0:29:09.941
So make your move cuz' I'm throwing a face-down.

0:29:09.941,0:29:12.792
Okay, just make sure you don't summon a gay clown.

0:29:12.792,0:29:16.692
Now we've got to take this sucker down.

0:29:16.692,0:29:19.064
My hairy balls will make sure he won't take us down.

0:29:19.064,0:29:21.898
Dodolalalalalalalala.

0:29:21.898,0:29:25.177
No this can't be happening, how do I get them down?

0:29:25.177,0:29:26.803
We're going to beat ya!

0:29:26.803,0:29:27.603
Oh Paradox!

0:29:27.603,0:29:29.506
No doubt about it!

0:29:29.506,0:29:31.234
Our card game rocks!

0:29:31.234,0:29:34.026
As far as villains go. In anime.

0:29:34.026,0:29:35.737
I hate to tell you.

0:29:35.737,0:29:37.073
You're just cliché.

0:29:37.073,0:29:38.603
That's right you messed with.

0:29:38.603,0:29:40.442
The wrong show.

0:29:40.442,0:29:41.526
We're not just anyone.

0:29:41.526,0:29:43.211
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

0:29:43.211,0:29:55.666
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

0:29:55.666,0:29:57.336
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

0:29:57.336,0:29:58.559
No no no! No no no no no!

0:29:58.559,0:30:01.720
No no no! No no no no wooooah!

0:30:04.120,0:30:06.751
Huh. I think we may have just killed a man.

0:30:06.751,0:30:08.557
If anyone asks, Jaden did it.

0:30:08.557,0:30:10.319
Yeah! Wait, what?

0:30:10.319,0:30:12.406
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...

0:30:12.406,0:30:16.220
Ooh! So many restraining orders just waiting to happen.

0:30:16.220,0:30:19.336
We defeated Paradox. But at what cost?

0:30:19.336,0:30:21.490
At least we still have card games.

0:30:21.490,0:30:23.993
Who knows whether we made the right choice.

0:30:23.993,0:30:28.150
However, the most important thing is that I totally won that duel.

0:30:28.150,0:30:30.283
What? Ya-Hey! No. I won the duel.

0:30:30.283,0:30:31.842
I think you'll find it was me.

0:30:31.842,0:30:32.864
Was not!

0:30:32.864,0:30:33.907
You're both wrong.

0:30:33.907,0:30:34.762
If I were wrong

0:30:34.762,0:30:35.916
I would be saying you won the duel

0:30:35.916,0:30:37.452
but I'm not because I did.

0:30:37.452,0:30:39.704
It doesn't matter who won.

0:30:39.704,0:30:43.832
The important thing is, we can keep on winning as friends.

0:30:43.832,0:30:46.772
That's right. Even though we may never see each other again,

0:30:46.772,0:30:48.907
we'll always be in each other's hearts.

0:30:48.907,0:30:51.586
And I totally won that duel.

0:30:51.586,0:30:53.269
We all won the duel.

0:30:53.269,0:30:54.839
Nope. Me. I did it.

0:30:54.839,0:30:55.684
Enough!

0:30:55.684,0:31:00.396
All that matters is we managed to get through all this without disrupting the space time continuum.

0:31:00.396,0:31:04.695
Yeah! Even though I nearly told Yugi that the Pharaoh dies at the end of his series.

0:31:04.695,0:31:05.681
What's that now?

0:31:09.158,0:31:12.523
Well. This is just fan-tucking-fastic.

0:31:12.523,0:31:15.481
Now we're stuck in subspace. Way to go Jaden.

0:31:15.481,0:31:16.791
It's not my fault!

0:31:16.791,0:31:19.775
I thought spoilers were okay. It's been like, ten years!

0:31:19.775,0:31:21.655
This really could not get much worse.

0:31:21.655,0:31:26.351
Hey guys! This subspace thing is pretty extreme huh!

0:31:26.351,0:31:30.768
Talk about pop-flyin'! Get set to get decked motherf**kers. Yeah!

0:31:30.768,0:31:32.612
What's wrong with his hair?

0:35:22.166,0:35:28.212
And that is the story of how Jaden, Yugi and Yusei saved the world.

0:35:28.212,0:35:30.503
So why wasn't I in the movie?

0:35:30.503,0:35:31.779
What movie?

0:35:31.779,0:35:33.743
The one you just described to me.

0:35:33.743,0:35:35.122
Oh. Right.

0:35:35.122,0:35:41.278
Um. You were not in the movie because you were never born.

0:35:41.278,0:35:43.465
Yeah. Because I'm a robot right?

0:35:43.465,0:35:47.259
No. As it turns out, you do have a father.

0:35:47.259,0:35:48.527
And it's me!

0:35:48.527,0:35:50.353
Yeah. You're full of crap.

0:35:50.353,0:35:52.634
I love you too, son.