Jack.
YUSEI!
There's something you should know.
WHAAAAAT IS IT, YUSEI?
Card games on motorcycles.
WHAT?
I said, card games on motorcycles.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I said, card games on motorcycles!!
WHAT THE HELL IS A MOTORCYCLE?
You're kidding, right?
HEY, CROW! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A MOTORCYCLE IS?
Can't say that I do, Jack.
YEAH, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
So that we can play card games on them.
THAT SOUNDS STUPID.
Jack, you're scaring me.
COME ON, CROW, LET'S GO PLAY A CARD GAME, WHILE STANDING COMPLETELY STILL...
ON.
THE.
GROUND.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
GAHUH!
Oh, thank God!
Yeah!
Ah!
I'm Batman!
Woah!
Y'all gon' make me get my game on!
Up in here! Up in here!
Y'all gon' make me throw a face-down!
Up in here! Up in here!
Well it's a good thing I play a lot of Assassin's Creed! Huh?
Okay, pal, you obviously don't know who I am.
The name's Jaden Yuki!
And I'm absolutely flawless!
Oh, how 'bout a little help, Neos?
It's a good thing Venice is apparently empty,
or that might have been kind of dangerous.
Pwotagonist!
No, it is Jaden.
I am here for the one who destwoyed the future.
Look there must be some kind of mistake.
I'm Jaden Yuki.
Yes, that is wight.
But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!
Cowwection!
I think you will find you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh!'s cwedability.
And now I am going to destwoy you with my Mawefic monsters!
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
[sigh] It's times like this that I like to just stand here and enjoy the peaceful serenity of a beautiful spring morni-
YUUUUUUUUSEIIIIIIIIIII!!
What?
HI!
Hello, Jack.
Hey Yusei, can you settle a bet?
What bet?
Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?
IT'S TOTALLY NOT!
Shut-up Jack. Let Yusei decide.
OKAY.
Well-
BET IT'S NOT GAY.
- Well, obviously it's not. - SEE?
How could a movie where the male protagonists call each other cute nicknames,
and play volleyball,
and ride their phallic vehicles at extremely high speeds,
be anything but straight?
I dunno. Still seems kind of gay to me.
NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED,
LET'S GO RIDE OUR MOTORCYCLES AND PLAY SOME HALF-NAKED VOLLEYBALL.
You can be my wingman anytime, Jack.
NO, YUSEI, YOU CAN BE MINE.
DODODUDODO
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!
YEAH! GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT IN...!
OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO STRAIGHT, YOU GUYS!
Pwotagonist!
Wait! Who's that?
I DUNNO! BUT HIS HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL!
OOOOH!
Jack, look out!
CROW, LOOK OUT!
Wario, look out!
I'm-a gonna win!
I have you now, Pwotagonist!
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
I don't know why I did that. Seems kind of dangerous, actually.
YUSEI! SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK!
What?
WARRIOR! SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!
I've got a better idea.
Come on out, Stardust Dragon!
OKAY, NOW WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK AND WAVE IT AT HIM!
What?
WARRIOR!!
And now, Pwotagonist,
watch as I turn your favowite monster into a cwappy Phwee-Dee effect!
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
We at Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged would like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie.
However, we would like to think this is totally justified
since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience.
So please, enjoy your 2D movie, because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
I totally won that duel.
YUSEI! THAT GUY STOLE YOUR STARDUST DRAGON CARD! WHAT A DICK!
I KNOW I DID IT IN SEASON ONE, BUT...UH...I...UH...HE'S A DICK!
Why did he even take your card in the first place?
Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.
Oh don't be silly, Yusei! You know I'd never be embarrassed-
For the last time! I'm dating a motorcycle!
But why date a motorcycle when you can have me?
Tell her, Jack.
GIRLS ARE SMELLY.
He's right, they are.
Well I think motorcycles are smelly!
Get out.
Bu-
Get.
Out.
Lion-O! Check out what we found on the Internet.
Snarf! Snarf!
"And then Jack turned to Yusei and said 'Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive.'"
Here Snarf! The other page Lion-O! Snarf! Snarf!
Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters?
Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games!
What the hell is wrong with his hair?
YUGI MOTO? HE WAS THE GREATEST DUELIST WHO EVER LIVED!
It says here that he died a virgin
and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life".
THE GREATEST DUELIST WHO EVER LIVED.
I LOVE HIM.
It also says that dragons appeared and destroyed most of Europe ten years ago...What?
Wait. Look! It's him!
YOU FOUND WALDO?
It's the guy who stole my card!
WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD?!
Jack.
YUSEI!
No.
'KAY!
There's only one explanation for this.
He must have traveled through time to steal Yusei's card
so he could go back to the past and wreak havoc on the world.
WOW, CROW!
HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
It's all right here in his Wikipedia article.
Well, if it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Look! Outside!
YAY! IT'S SNOWING!
NO SCHOOL FOR US TODAY!
I don't think that's snow, Jack.
The world seems to be disintegrating around us.
I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!
Hey! I have a tramp stamp just like that.
Strange...I can feel the Crimson Dragon calling to me.
Atreyuuuuu!
What is it, Crimson Dragon?
You must follow me into the past.
Wait, since when could you travel through time?
Since like, forever. Kind of a big deal.
In that case, can you take me back in time to see my parents?
Nooooo. That would be a lame use of my powers.
Remember, once you hit eighty-eight miles per hour-
I'm going to see some serious sh*t?
Nooooo. You'll be violating the speed limit.
So do try to drive slower than that.
I must drive to the past to save the future and my friends.
BYE, YUSEI!
DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW! IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
Any last words before I destwoy you and take your wawest monster, Mr. Pwotagonist?
I keep telling you, my name is Jaden!
Mawefic Stardust Dwagon, show him the twue power of Pawadox!
Okay!
That tears it!
Venice
SUUUUCKS!
Next year I'm vacationing in Germany!
Nothing bad ever happens there!
Stardust, here is your chance for an all-out attack.
Mother.
Atreyuuuuu!
Paradox.
Pwotagonist?
I came-
What?
-to the past.
Oh.
But I also had an orgasm.
Ewww!
JADEN: Ha! Nice!
But how? How did you follow me back in time?
I don't know.
Dang, son, that is one awesome motorbike you're-
You're not riding it.
Worth a shot.
Now I'm going to leave this timeline... for no weason!
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
I totally won that duel.
We weren't even dueling.
Duh! Because I won!
YUSEI: My God. The city's been absolutely devastated.
JADEN: Yeah! And he took my Elemental Hero Neos trading card.
This guy has got to pay! For the people of Venice! And my friends.
And my favorite trading card.
Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?
My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless!
(George Michael : Absolutely flawless)
Stop being happy.
Ain't nobody in the world as fly as me!
I'm serious. Stop it.
Bitches just line up to get a glimpse of my sweet moves.
I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.
Come on, homie! Don't be a playa hater!
I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.
So what's your name?
Yusei Fudo.
I come from a post apocalyptic world where people struggle to survive.
I grew up on the streets an orphan.
Alone, if it weren't for my friends.
I have nothing except my bike and my deck.
Sounds pretty tight, dawg.
Me? I come from a kick-ass school that teaches how to play card games.
We sleep on warm, comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want.
Sigh. It's a good life.
Well, just look at all the f**ks I give.
So, you're from the future?
Yes. You probably have a lot of questions for me but I can't tell you anything.
If I were to tell you about the future it would be...dangerous.
Dangerous? Why?
Life as we know it would cease to exist.
We'd be cast into a world where time and space have no meaning.
In short, I can't give you any spoilers.
I have a question!
I told you, I can't tell you anything.
This isn't a spoiler.
Okay.
Can I ride your bike?
I already told you, no.
Oh come on! It'll be fun!
I'll let you ride my bike, if you can tell me one thing.
Sure. Ask away.
Why are we in Venice?
...F*ck it! You win.
Always do.
Jaden! This man called your mother fat.
I farted on him. He doesn't know it yet.
Hello! I am extremely Asian!
Yusei
What?
I see dead people.
I'm going to begin shunning you for the rest of the movie.
Now make yourself useful and open the Internet.
I think you'll find that everything on the Internet is completely-
Oh my God!
Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?
I forgot I bookmarked "2 Dark Magician Girls 1 Pot of Greed".
I'll just go to www.plotconvenience.com and-
Oh my God! It says our shows never existed! But that would mean-
We have to get out of here. If only we had a motorbike-
You're not riding my damn bike.
Ah! What's going on? Are we being bombed?
Is America invading us again? I knew it was only a matter of time!
Calm down, Grandpa.
It's just the fireworks.
Yugi! Fetch me my gun!
Welcome everyone, to the grand unveiling of a bunch of lame new trading cards.
Here to introduce our host, Piiiirate Hitler!
I shall send ze Jews straight to Davy Jones' locker! Heil Blackbeard!
I love Pirate Hitler. He always makes me laugh.
And now, without further ado, Ladies and gentlemen, Maximillion Peeeeegasus!
Welcome, all you foolish nerds...!
To the gayest spectacle in the world...!
I'm making a cameo in this movie...!
I'm much more fabulous in 3D!
Oh hey, Grandpa, it's that guy who kidnapped your soul and then tried to kill me. But now he's our friend.
Well well well.
If it isn't my old friend, Pwotagonists.
Hm. I wonder what time it is.
Huh?
Oh! The Americans are invading us with dragons! Just like back in 1945.
We have to get to safety. Grandpa, follow me!
Whee!
Wait, Grandpa! Where are you going?
Death to America!
Wait! Come back! You can buy my song on CD!
Oh that building doesn't look to safe- Oh nooooo!
Oh, looks like I'm face-down.
Just a typical Friday night for Maximillion Pegasus.
I'm dead.
Argh.
Huh? What the hell happened?
Grandpa? Grandpa?
No!
It finally happened. He finally went to that great big basement in the sky.
It's so ironic. He always loved falling buildings, but only when they were falling on other people.
Grandpa!
Can I have my Oscar now?
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
Once again, Pwotagonist, you see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take-
Hey f**k you man! I'm trying to win an Oscar here.
Atreyuuuuu!
What the...
I am here to comfort you in your griiiiief.
Well at least I retained my dignity. Woah!
Woah! I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it.
Everybody gets one.
God! My head hasn't hurt this bad since I watched the Naruto Abridged Movie.
Hey man. You okay?
Yeah. And what's wrong with your hair?
Who are you people?
We're from the future.
I'm Yusei Fudo. I'm the serious one with a voice that makes the fangirls swoon.
And I'm Jaden Yuki! The cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep.
I'm Yugi Muto. And I was playing card games before it was cool.
Wait a minute. If you guys are from the future then tell me, will I ever get laid?
Well actually, now that you mention it-
Jaden, no! We can't tell him anything.
If we do, the fabric of space and time could-
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Look, are you guys going to give me spoilers or not?
No!
Oh come on! At least tell me if I beat Jaden in the final episode of GX.
Well, duh.
Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah! What?
It's not a spoiler if it's obvious.
Check it out, dawgs, my Neos card came back!
It must be because we came back in time.
That is not how time travel works.
Well how else do you explain it?
Obviously this movie had its head up its own anus.
Well that answers pretty much every question I had.
We've come back to the past to save the world from the evil known as Paradox.
What does he want?
We don't know,
but he seems to be trying to turn our rarest cards into darker more corrupted monsters.
Yeah! And for some reason he hates Venice.
That bastard! I can't forgive him.
Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm.
The what realm?
You know. The Shadow Realm.
The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you.
I think you're talking about Hell.
No, it's the Shadow Realm.
You know whenever people fall from a really tall building...or...they get stabbed in the chest.
They go straight to the Shadow Realm.
What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?
I don't think that's a real thing.
So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead?
'Fraid so, Bro-seph.
I thought this was supposed to be a kids' movie!
Yugi. We can't defeat Paradox alone.
Well, I mean I probably can, but Jaden definitely can't.
That's cold, dawg!
Yugi Muto. Will you do us the honor of joining us in our quest?
You bet I'm in.
Nobody f*cks with my favorite trading card game and gets away with it.
Then our threesome is complete.
Aww, yeah!
Looks like we chilling with the King of Games, byatches!
This s**t be balling.
What?
He said he's happy to have you on board.
Oh. It looks like the Crimson Dragon has taken us back to before Pegasus was killed.
Now all we need to do is create a distraction.
Greeting, fools, it is I! Marik Ishtar!
And I am here to enslave all of you with my-
Ah!
Nice shot, Jaden.
Yeah. Way to endanger innocent lives.
Don't thank me. Thank Yubel!
Who's Yubel?
The demon who lives inside my head.
Wonderful.
(Mandark laugh) Ha haha! Ha haha haha!
We meet again, Pwotagonists.
Alright Paradox it's time you showed us who you really are.
Take off that damn mask!
Oh my God, it's him!
I can't beleive it!
Damn! I totally didn't see that coming!
...Okay, so does anybody actually know this guy?
Nope.
Never met him.
Of course you don't know who I am.
I'm fwom the future.
So why were you wearing a mask?
What?
You had a mask on.
No I did not.
Yes you did.
Did not.
You completely, totally did!
Look it makes my chawacter design wook intewesting.
What do you want fwom me?
For the love of God does anyone know what time it is?
I know exactly what time it is.
It is time to dododo. Dododododo. Dododo. Dododododuel.
Let's do this guys! For our friends!
And Venice!
Yes! And for Venice!
And my Grandpa.
Yes! And for your dead Grandpa!
But mostly for our friends!
Ah! Desu desu bitches!
Alright, you time traveling screwhead, listen up!
This is my signer mark!
Hey Yugi.
Pharaoh! That's dirty!
Super special awesome ultra special super sexy transformation sequence!
In 3D!
We're back, baby!
Duel!
Good luck everyone.
I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.
Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists!
Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World.
Actually, this isn't so bad!
Yeah. It's actually kind of pretty here.
Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.
Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!
Look at all the pretty lights!
Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
Paradox! You've got some explaining to do!
Yeah! Like why the hell were you in Venice?
Look. This isn't important.
I disagree-
Shut up.
Paradox, why are you trying to destroy the world?
You stupid pwotagonist.
I am not twying to destwoy the world, I am twying to save it.
-Not if we can stop you. Wait what?
In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed.
Humanity's ignorance has caused the planet to become... wavaged and wifeless.
Wavaged and wifeless?
But how? Was it Global Warming?
Nuclear war?
No, none of those things happened.
What destwoyed the world was...
Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
What?
That is wight, Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
You're serious?
Yes, vewwwwwwy
How?
What?
How did card games destroy the world?
Well, I was not actually there.
But I heard that somebody pwayed a card game.
And then boom! End of the world. It totally happened.
Just like I said. Just card game--
Boom! Evewyone dead.
Okay. But how does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?
Look, I planned this.
So explain it!
Yeah! Explain your great plan!
All I had to do... was invent time twavel.
Then go back in time. And kill Pegasus.
And then the future would be better. That's it.
You also killed Yugi's Grandpa.
Yeah, and Yugi's Grandpa.
I totally meant to do that too. My plan is great.
Also a lot of innocent people died.
Yes there was a little cowwateral damage.
Probably not important. My plan is great.
Then why are you riding around on a motorcycle wearing an evil mask stealing people's cards and laughing like a maniac?
Does that sound like a hero?
Well when you put it like that not weally. But uh...
Then what the hell man?! What the actual hell?!
Listen! Either I destwoy the card game or the world itself is destwoyed.
It is as simple as that.
Hm. The entire world
or card games.
Tough choice.
There is no choice.
Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.
You're right Yusei.
You know, you always were my favorite protagonist.
Right back at you, Yugi.
It feels so good to know you'll be playing with me.
No homo!
Uh. Yes! No homo indeed.
Pwotagonists! I challenge you to a card game!
You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?
Yes! That.
Seems kind of hypocritical.
Yes and how is this even going to work? There's three of us against one of you.
It is simple.
First Yusei goes, then I go, then Jaden goes, then I go-
Wait.
-then Yugi goes and then I go. Sounds fair wight?
You've got to be kidding!
That means we each get one turn per round and you get like, uh a gajillion!
I'm glad you understand.
Oh come on. But nobody in their right mind would agree something like that-
You're on, Paradox! We're going to take you down!
Oh God no.
Jaden.
Wassup?
If we survive this, I'm going to go back in time
and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure.
Can I come?
You can ride with me anytime Yugi.
No homo!
Yes! I was just about to say... uh... no homo.
I summon the Mawefic Cyber End Dwagon!
Now Yusei. I should point out that this card game... is not going to take place on a motorcycle.
I hope you understand that. I don't want you like trying to ride your duel disk or something.
We're just going to stand with our feet planted firmly on the ground-
I know how to duel!
Well okay then.
I Synchro Summon Junk Gardna in Defense Mode.
Synchro what?
Synchro Summon.
What summon?
Synchro Summon.
What what?
Synchro Summon.
Oh! What's that?
It's where you play a monst-
Wait. I seem to have stopped caring.
That was a nice Synchwo Summon, Yusei.
Synchro what?
But I'm afwaid not nice enough.
Now I summon my Mawefic Wainbow Dwagon!
Hey! No fair Paradox! That's my best friend's card!
Seriously? You have friends?
Yes!
You mean ones that aren't invisible?
Oh. Right. Look who's talking.
You tell him, Jaden. I'm still very Asian by the way.
Freestyle time!
Oh please tell me he's not going to rap.
Paradox, man! I just wanna' let you know.
Ain't no way you're gonna take away our card game, Yu-Gi-Oh!
I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!
Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast.
What's that? Come again? I got a second move.
Looks like Jaden f'ing Yuki's got a lot to proove!
Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan.
I'm gonna' lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.
Good job, Jaden! Way to get your lame on!
Actually, it's "get your game on"-
I know what it is.
Mawefic Pawadox Dwagon! Come forth!
Holy Ra!
I've seen a lot of dragons in my time but that one takes the cake!
And he probably ate it too!
Shut up Jaden! You're not funny.
So stand back ya'll 'cause it's time for a real main character to take the field.
Oh pwease!
You may be the King of Games in your timeline
but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding.
Compared to me you are just a learner.
That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox.
But then we're not in your timeline, are we?
Um-
And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken exploitable mess of a game.
And I'm about to exploit the Hell out of it.
I summon the Dark Magician and Dark Magician with boobies.
Hey, Dark Magician. How come we can talk in this movie?
A wizard did it.
Dark Magician and Dark Magician with big boobies, use Dark Magic Twin Burst to destroy Malefic Paradox Dragon!
Hah yeah! Pimp slap like a mofo!
I am so happy to be Asian today, you guys!
I believe the appropriate phrase is a-booyah.
Let's see you recover from that, Paradox!
I will do more than that, Pwotagonists!
Watch as I summon my Mawefic Twuth Dwagon!
Yahaha! Ahahahaha!
I've never felt so Asian!
Mr. Pegasus. We appear to be flying right into a storm.
Well why don't you just turn around then?
I'm afraid I never finished my helicopter pilot training.
I only know how to fly forwards.
Well then, at least have the decency to turn the music up.
Ah s**t dawg! I've seen a lot of dragons in my time, but that behemoth definitely takes the cake.
And probably ate it too.
A dragon. Eating a cake!
Yusei, you're so funny.
Oh come on! That's the same joke I used from before.
Yes, but Yusei told it better.
Oh, I wish my gweat-gweat gwandfather Dartz was here to see me do this.
He would be so pwoud of me.
Gentlemen. If we don't make it through this
I want you do know it's been an honor playing card games with you.
Even you Jaden.
Ballin'!
You can be my wingman anytime Yugi.
No Yusei, you can be mine.
No homo right?
All of the homo!
Mawefic Twuth Dwagon, lay waste to their monsters and change the future!
I am wictowious!
There's just no way that we can win. His cards are epic beasts.
He duels too well because he's from another time.
Listen, both of you!
He's gonna to rewrite history.
He's gonna to wipe out our card games.
Never!
Unless we break his massive monster into pieces.
Homies. We've been through so much stuff.
I had to hear Jaden rapping.
That was rough.
Now it's time to take this sucker dow-ow-own.
Come on, guys, now it's time to blow doors down.
I hear you, Jaden, now it's time to blow doors down.
So make your move cuz' I'm throwing a face-down.
Okay, just make sure you don't summon a gay clown.
Now we've got to take this sucker down.
My hairy balls will make sure he won't take us down.
Dodolalalalalalalala.
No this can't be happening, how do I get them down?
We're going to beat ya!
Oh Paradox!
No doubt about it!
Our card game rocks!
As far as villains go. In anime.
I hate to tell you.
You're just cliché.
That's right you messed with.
The wrong show.
We're not just anyone.
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
No no no! No no no no no!
No no no! No no no no wooooah!
Huh. I think we may have just killed a man.
If anyone asks, Jaden did it.
Yeah! Wait, what?
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
Ooh! So many restraining orders just waiting to happen.
We defeated Paradox. But at what cost?
At least we still have card games.
Who knows whether we made the right choice.
However, the most important thing is that I totally won that duel.
What? Ya-Hey! No. I won the duel.
I think you'll find it was me.
Was not!
You're both wrong.
If I were wrong
I would be saying you won the duel
but I'm not because I did.
It doesn't matter who won.
The important thing is, we can keep on winning as friends.
That's right. Even though we may never see each other again,
we'll always be in each other's hearts.
And I totally won that duel.
We all won the duel.
Nope. Me. I did it.
Enough!
All that matters is we managed to get through all this without disrupting the space time continuum.
Yeah! Even though I nearly told Yugi that the Pharaoh dies at the end of his series.
What's that now?
Well. This is just fan-tucking-fastic.
Now we're stuck in subspace. Way to go Jaden.
It's not my fault!
I thought spoilers were okay. It's been like, ten years!
This really could not get much worse.
Hey guys! This subspace thing is pretty extreme huh!
Talk about pop-flyin'! Get set to get decked motherf**kers. Yeah!
What's wrong with his hair?
And that is the story of how Jaden, Yugi and Yusei saved the world.
So why wasn't I in the movie?
What movie?
The one you just described to me.
Oh. Right.
Um. You were not in the movie because you were never born.
Yeah. Because I'm a robot right?
No. As it turns out, you do have a father.
And it's me!
Yeah. You're full of crap.
I love you too, son.