We're going to start discussing men's brains and women's brains and how they're very different from each other.
Now, I want to start with men's brains, alright?
Now men's brains are very unique.
Men's brains are made up of little boxes.
And we have a box for everything.
We have a box for the car,
a box for the money,
we have a box for the job
we have a box for you,
we have a box for the kids
we have a box for your mother somewhere in the basement
We have boxes everywhere
And the rule is: the boxes do not touch.
When a man discusses a particular subject:
we go to that particular box,
pull that box out,
we open the box,
we discuss only what is in that box,
alright?
And then we close the box and put it away,
being very, very careful NOT to touch any other boxes.
Women's brains are very different from men's brains
Women's brains are made up from a big ball of wire
and everything is connected to everything
The money is connected to the car,
the car is connected to your job,
and your kids are connected to your mother and everything is connected to everything
It's like the internet super highway
And it's all driven by energy that we call emotion
It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember
everything
because if you take an event, and you connect it to an emotion,
it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever
The same thing happens to men, it just doesn't happen very often, because frankly: we don't care
Women tend to care about everything.
And she just loves it
Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of
This particular box
has nothing in it
It's true
In fact, we call it "the nothing-box"
And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,
the nothing box is our favourite box
If a man has a chance, he will go to his nothing-box every time
That's why a man can do something seemingly brain-dead for hours on end
You know, like fishing
Now, they've actually measured this;
the university of Pennsylvania did a study a couple of years ago
and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing
and still breathe
They connected all the wires and measured the brain-activity
It's ..................................
"Our brain is dead!"
"Huh?"
Women cannot do it; they cannot do it, their minds never stop
And they don't understand the nothing box
and it drives them crazy
because nothing drives a woman more crazy
or makes her feel more irritated
than watching a man doing nothing.