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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.14,0:00:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to start discussing men's brains and women's brains and how they're very different from each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.46,0:00:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I want to start with men's brains, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.71,0:00:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now men's brains are very unique.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.89,0:00:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men's brains are made up of little boxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.04,0:00:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we have a box for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.23,0:00:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a box for the car,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.18,0:00:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a box for the money,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.81,0:00:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a box for the job
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a box for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.50,0:00:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a box for the kids
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.80,0:00:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have a box for your mother somewhere in the basement
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have boxes everywhere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.42,0:00:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the rule is: the boxes do not touch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When a man discusses a particular subject:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.60,0:00:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we go to that particular box,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.73,0:00:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pull that box out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.33,0:00:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we open the box,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.75,0:01:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we discuss only what is in that box,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.90,0:01:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.44,0:01:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we close the box and put it away,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.18,0:01:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being very, very careful NOT to touch any other boxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.20,0:01:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women's brains are very different from men's brains
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.13,0:01:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women's brains are made up from a big ball of wire
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.57,0:01:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everything is connected to everything
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The money is connected to the car,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.60,0:02:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the car is connected to your job,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.81,0:02:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your kids are connected to your mother and everything is connected to everything
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.09,0:02:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like the internet super highway
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.62,0:02:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's all driven by energy that we call emotion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.78,0:02:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.74,0:02:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.17,0:02:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because if you take an event, and you connect it to an emotion,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.80,0:02:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.00,0:02:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The same thing happens to men, it just doesn't happen very often, because frankly: we don't care
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.62,0:03:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women tend to care about everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she just loves it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.16,0:03:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.34,0:03:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This particular box
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.82,0:03:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has nothing in it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.34,0:03:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.61,0:03:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, we call it "the nothing-box"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.65,0:03:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.36,0:03:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the nothing box is our favourite box
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.04,0:04:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a man has a chance, he will go to his nothing-box every time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.18,0:04:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why a man can do something seemingly brain-dead for hours on end
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.54,0:04:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like fishing
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.40,0:04:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, they've actually measured this;
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.28,0:04:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the university of Pennsylvania did a study a couple of years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.72,0:04:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.03,0:04:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and still breathe
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.13,0:04:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They connected all the wires and measured the brain-activity
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.26,0:04:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ..................................
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.11,0:04:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Our brain is dead!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.67,0:04:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Huh?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.48,0:04:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women cannot do it; they cannot do it, their minds never stop
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.07,0:05:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they don't understand the nothing box
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.81,0:05:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it drives them crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.27,0:05:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because nothing drives a woman more crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.10,0:05:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or makes her feel more irritated
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.24,0:05:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than watching a man doing nothing.