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We're going to start discussing men's brains and women's brains and how they're very different from each other.

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Now, I want to start with men's brains, alright?

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Now men's brains are very unique.

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Men's brains are made up of little boxes.

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And we have a box for everything.

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We have a box for the car,

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a box for the money,

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we have a box for the job

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we have a box for you,

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we have a box for the kids

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we have a box for your mother somewhere in the basement

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We have boxes everywhere

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And the rule is: the boxes do not touch.

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When a man discusses a particular subject:

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we go to that particular box,

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pull that box out,

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we open the box,

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we discuss only what is in that box,

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alright?

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And then we close the box and put it away,

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being very, very careful NOT to touch any other boxes.

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Women's brains are very different from men's brains

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Women's brains are made up from a big ball of wire

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and everything is connected to everything

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The money is connected to the car,

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the car is connected to your job,

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and your kids are connected to your mother and everything is connected to everything

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It's like the internet super highway

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And it's all driven by energy that we call emotion

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It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember

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everything

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because if you take an event, and you connect it to an emotion,

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it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever

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The same thing happens to men, it just doesn't happen very often, because frankly: we don't care

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Women tend to care about everything.

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And she just loves it

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Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of

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This particular box

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has nothing in it

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It's true

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In fact, we call it "the nothing-box"

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And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,

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the nothing box is our favourite box

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If a man has a chance, he will go to his nothing-box every time

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That's why a man can do something seemingly brain-dead for hours on end

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You know, like fishing

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Now, they've actually measured this;

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the university of Pennsylvania did a study a couple of years ago

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and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing

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and still breathe

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They connected all the wires and measured the brain-activity

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It's ..................................

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"Our brain is dead!"

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"Huh?"

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Women cannot do it; they cannot do it, their minds never stop

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And they don't understand the nothing box

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and it drives them crazy

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because nothing drives a woman more crazy

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or makes her feel more irritated

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than watching a man doing nothing.