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I don't believe the nonsense going on about those petitions.

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Do you people not pay any attention to what you are doing?

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Do you not pay any attention to where you are at on a website?

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You have to pay attention to what is going on around you.

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I mean,

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(makes gun shot sound)

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many of you should commit suicide!

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You're going to go to the White House website,

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the White House website, with Barack Obama in charge,

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and you're going to sign, put your name down

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and everything and sign a petition for your state

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to secede from the union?

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Get a life! What's wrong with you?

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(laughing)

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Have you lost your mind?

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Have you lost your mind?

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And you are the same people that call me stupid!

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You do not go to the whitehouse.gov,

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register your name and address,

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tell them what your IP address is,

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and then sign a petition to secede from the union.

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Talk about getting your name on a list!

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That has got to be the dumbest thing any--

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First off, the states aren't the ones putting in the petition.

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It's some moron like me that put these petitions on there

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for your state to secede.

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If your state is was going to secede,

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it would come from your state capital.

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(laughing)

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It would be on the six o'clock news.

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Come on!

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Wake up!

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(laughing) Quit being so stupid!

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Stop, put the Kool Aid away.