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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.44,0:00:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe the nonsense going on about those petitions.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.34,0:00:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you people not pay any attention to what you are doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.74,0:00:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you not pay any attention to where you are at on a website?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to pay attention to what is going on around you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.80,0:00:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(makes gun shot sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.39,0:00:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many of you should commit suicide!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.32,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to go to the White House website,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the White House website, with Barack Obama in charge,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:40.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're going to sign, put your name down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.03,0:00:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everything and sign a petition for your state
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.42,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to secede from the union?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.07,0:00:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a life! What's wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.44,0:00:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.14,0:00:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you lost your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you lost your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you are the same people that call me stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.10,0:01:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do not go to the whitehouse.gov,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.25,0:01:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,register your name and address,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.32,0:01:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell them what your IP address is,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.40,0:01:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then sign a petition to secede from the union.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.02,0:01:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talk about getting your name on a list!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.31,0:01:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That has got to be the dumbest thing any--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.95,0:01:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, the states aren't the ones putting in the petition.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.34,0:01:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's some moron like me that put these petitions on there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.87,0:01:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for your state to secede.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.52,0:01:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your state is was going to secede,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.76,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it would come from your state capital.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.02,0:01:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be on the six o'clock news.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.88,0:01:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.15,0:01:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.43,0:01:54.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) Quit being so stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.75,0:01:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop, put the Kool Aid away.