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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.48,0:00:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Colocar fogo no seu cabelo ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.17,0:00:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Cutucar um urso pardo com vara curta ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tomar remédio com a validade vencida ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.85,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Usar suas partes íntimas como isca de piranha ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.08,0:00:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tantas maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.25,0:00:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.28,0:00:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tirar o pão da torradeira com um garfo ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.86,0:00:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Mexer com eletricidade ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.80,0:00:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Aprender a pilotar sozinho ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.75,0:00:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.08,0:00:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tantas maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.25,0:01:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.48,0:01:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tantas maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.80,0:01:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Convidar um assassino psicopata para sua casa ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.03,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Arranhar a moto novinha de um traficante de drogas ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.80,0:01:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tirar o capacete no espaço sideral ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.45,0:01:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Se esconder dentro da lavadora de roupas ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.55,0:01:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.13,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.30,0:01:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Ter uma cascavel como animal de estimação ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.38,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.17,0:02:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.36,0:02:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Atravessar os trilhos entre as plataformas ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.76,0:02:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Elas podem até não rimar, mas provavelmente são ...

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Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.93,0:02:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ as maneiras mais estúpidas de morrer ♫
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.48,0:02:51.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tantas maneiras estúpidas ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.25,0:02:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Tantas maneiras estúpidas de morrer ♫
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.54,0:02:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Voz no vídeo:] Aja com segurança perto de trens.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.15,0:03:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uma mensagem do metrô.