♫ Set fire to your hair ♫

♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫

♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫

♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫

♫ Do your own electrical work ♫

♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫

♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫

♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫

♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫

♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫

♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫

♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫

♫ I wonder what's this red button do? ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫

♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫

♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫

♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫

♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫

♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

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♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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♫ The dumbest ways to die 
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♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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♫ So many dumb 
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♫ So many dumb ways to die 

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